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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've just had a message from someone

"Hey,"

I'm so tempted to message back, "hay is for animal's" would that be rude of me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr always writes "that's what horse's eat" me I'm more of a "ho" replier and see how long the one word replies last

Yes I have a sad life.

Mrs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


" I've just had a message from someone

"Hey,"

I'm so tempted to message back, "hay is for animal's" would that be rude of me "

Yes. And he didn't say 'hay".

A lazy message but why bother responding in the same vein?

A

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Sent an FAF message back

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Hey just gets a no from me.

I usually say no thanks to most messages, but if they can only be arsed with one word then one word is all they're getting.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

The long copy and pastes aren't much better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I've just had a message from someone

"Hey,"

I'm so tempted to message back, "hay is for animal's" would that be rude of me "

Lol no

Must be in rush

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

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By *isAdventure69Woman
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x"

I like the “ I’ve just stumbled across your profile “ when they’ve messaged every few weeks for months

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth

Go all Terry Thomas and return a 'well hello'

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x"

Shhhh......I thought we weren't sharing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" I've just had a message from someone

"Hey,"

I'm so tempted to message back, "hay is for animal's" would that be rude of me "

I just reply "what?"

They should be happy to get any reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find that a little annoying. But I never respond to it anyway. Maximum laziness.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

Shhhh......I thought we weren't sharing that "

x

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'd just ignore it or message back "lame" as they could only be arsed to type one word

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

I like the “ I’ve just stumbled across your profile “ when they’ve messaged every few weeks for months "

Yes when they don't know u have the grouped mailbox thingy x

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

Shhhh......I thought we weren't sharing that

x"

To be fair, I'd have to agree with him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Titled "Old Woman" I know I am, just don't need to be reminded

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x"

That is a new one.

Are you finding the offer difficult to resist?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Titled "Old Woman" I know I am, just don't need to be reminded "

You're as old as the man you're mounting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Titled "Old Woman" I know I am, just don't need to be reminded

You're as old as the man you're mounting "

And he's always younger than me

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"You're as old as the man you're mounting "

Oh man, maybe I need to start seeing people younger than me if it'll help fight the crows feet.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"You're as old as the man you're mounting

Oh man, maybe I need to start seeing people younger than me if it'll help fight the crows feet."

Older men for you lovely

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I hate single word first messages like "hi", "hey" or "hello". Lack of effort.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Older men for you lovely "

Ah then I'm already on the right track. Fab

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"Older men for you lovely

Ah then I'm already on the right track. Fab "

......books train to the border city

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I’m curious but what would an ideal message me? Someone who you find attractive and also reads your bio and replies based on that?

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"So I’m curious but what would an ideal message me? Someone who you find attractive and also reads your bio and replies based on that?"

Don't be sleazy, no cock shot, read the profile and be courteous. You might not get a reply, but you can hold your head high above the turds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I’m curious but what would an ideal message me? Someone who you find attractive and also reads your bio and replies based on that?

Don't be sleazy, no cock shot, read the profile and be courteous. You might not get a reply, but you can hold your head high above the turds "

I don’t send dick pics unless they ask specifically to see. Unsolicited ones are rude. Yeah I’ll keep doing that. Well put

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x"

I said "please!"

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

I said "please!""

x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

That is a new one.

Are you finding the offer difficult to resist?

"

I truly am! But have resisted so far as been very busy! x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford


"Had a different first message today! Saying show me ur bum hole in cam room! x

Shhhh......I thought we weren't sharing that

x

To be fair, I'd have to agree with him. "

x

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