FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Is your Chimney clean ?

Jump to newest
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Hope you have cleaned your chimneys girls because I am on my way!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

^Euphemism

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've bricked it up.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I've bricked it up. "

I can well imagine

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you dropping a load off from your sack in the front door or the back door

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Oh you had to lower the tone

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

It was clean but it's being extensively used in recent weeks.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've bricked it up. "

^Not a euphemism

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"It was clean but it's being extensively used in recent weeks."

Flushed through?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"It was clean but it's being extensively used in recent weeks.

Flushed through? "

Lots of wood been used.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"It was clean but it's being extensively used in recent weeks.

Flushed through?

Lots of wood been used."

Hardwood or soft ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"It was clean but it's being extensively used in recent weeks.

Flushed through?

Lots of wood been used.

Hardwood or soft ? "

Always hard....lasts longer and is much hotter.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

It was cleaned last month.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/12/22 10:41:24]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is but it's red hot!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"It is but it's red hot!"

Never clean the chimney when it’s red hot! You can burn your pole

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It is but it's red hot!

Never clean the chimney when it’s red hot! You can burn your pole "

Very wise words, then you'd have to dip it somewhere to cool it down.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Mine is always clean and ready for use

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Mine is always clean and ready for use"

I’m too old to come down yours

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"Mine is always clean and ready for use

I’m too old to come down yours "

Never say never. New year, new approach

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"Mine is always clean and ready for use

I’m too old to come down yours

Never say never. New year, new approach "

You tease

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

I just douched so it’s ready for the sackful

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I just douched so it’s ready for the sackful "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I think my chimney's blocked. Santa might need to use the back door instead

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"I think my chimney's blocked. Santa might need to use the back door instead "

He might prefer that! A lot wider to get his sack load through

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

You’ll need you hammer drill it’s bricked up. Let me know before you start drilling and I’ll stick kettle on.

The mr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uitednbooted2 OP   Man
over a year ago

Berkshire


"You’ll need you hammer drill it’s bricked up. Let me know before you start drilling and I’ll stick kettle on.

The mr "

You know your tools

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I live in a barn so I don't have one

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

And blocked up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If anyone wants to break into my house (via my upstairs neighbours?) they'll be treated with the same hostility they'd receive any other night of the year.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He will have to come round the back at ours too took our chimney off last year and retiled the roof.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Can’t remember the last time anyone checked my chimney

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top