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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I really want a dirty sexy message,or call to help me release my load, any horny ladies or kinky ts up for it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

My personal recommendation would be to have a wank, that normally helps with this specific issue.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been an hour, surely it's happened by now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

That’s just not as fun tho is it? BTW your pics are hot as fuck xx

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines."

Fuck that send me the numbers on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t that what internet porn was invented for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on "

But I thought you wanted a sexy phone call? Makes sense to me.

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Isn’t that what internet porn was invented for"

Nothing beats a good old dirty tease and lead on like a 1 to 1 but yhhh porn usually does the trick

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

But I thought you wanted a sexy phone call? Makes sense to me."

Yhh I also didn’t want to pay more then the average price per unit of gas per minute for the call!

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on "

This made me laugh.

It’s hard isn’t it? Op you just need to be patient , and have realistic expectations. Attend a few red light areas and just be yourself. Eventually some crack head with no teeth will let you pay her £10 for a blow job. Good luck

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

This made me laugh.

It’s hard isn’t it? Op you just need to be patient , and have realistic expectations. Attend a few red light areas and just be yourself. Eventually some crack head with no teeth will let you pay her £10 for a blow job. Good luck "

Tell me more about this crack head I’m sooo close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

But I thought you wanted a sexy phone call? Makes sense to me.

Yhh I also didn’t want to pay more then the average price per unit of gas per minute for the call! "

It's the season of goodwill, those ladies will appreciate the money

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

This made me laugh.

It’s hard isn’t it? Op you just need to be patient , and have realistic expectations. Attend a few red light areas and just be yourself. Eventually some crack head with no teeth will let you pay her £10 for a blow job. Good luck "
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

This made me laugh.

It’s hard isn’t it? Op you just need to be patient , and have realistic expectations. Attend a few red light areas and just be yourself. Eventually some crack head with no teeth will let you pay her £10 for a blow job. Good luck "

I reckon a BJ from someone with no teeth would actually feel quite good on a man. Fancy meeting me when I'm 90?

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

But I thought you wanted a sexy phone call? Makes sense to me.

Yhh I also didn’t want to pay more then the average price per unit of gas per minute for the call!

It's the season of goodwill, those ladies will appreciate the money "

Your right tis the season to be jolly! Fuck it I’m gonna smash me piggy bank open and spend all £2.57 of it on the 1st crack fiend I see just as long as she’s only got the bare minimum requirement of teeth to qualify for the Jeremy Kyle show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you go on Google I'm sure you will find phone numbers of chat lines.

Fuck that send me the numbers on

But I thought you wanted a sexy phone call? Makes sense to me.

Yhh I also didn’t want to pay more then the average price per unit of gas per minute for the call!

It's the season of goodwill, those ladies will appreciate the money

Your right tis the season to be jolly! Fuck it I’m gonna smash me piggy bank open and spend all £2.57 of it on the 1st crack fiend I see just as long as she’s only got the bare minimum requirement of teeth to qualify for the Jeremy Kyle show "

That's the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a funny read

Didn't want to pay more the unit price of gas.... I might steal that

T

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By *oldAndBoundless OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I’m glad you seen the punchline lol no one else did

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