FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite expression for being amazed

By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

READING

Mine is I must admit rather odd,and I don't know where it came from, but I do love 'well slap my buttocks with a wet kipper '.

I'm sure you lovely folks have all got your individual favourites,so come on, tell us all, I'm sure we'd all love to hear.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Flippin' 'eck I copied that as a lad from Grange Hill and still say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Dafuq

?' is mine

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

"Mine is I must admit rather odd,and I don't know where it came from, but I do love 'well slap my buttocks with a wet kipper '.

I'm sure you lovely folks have all got your individual favourites,so come on, tell us all, I'm sure we'd all love to hear. "

Wowser!!

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Fuck me sideways

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

'Well, tie me to an anthill and smear my ears with jam!' Has always been a favourite, closely followed by

'tie me to the side of a hog and roll me in the mud!'

Quotes from M.A.S.H.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well fuck me

God god almighty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck-a-doodle-do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way

That’s crazy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fuck me with a big stick ... Or ...

Fuck a Duck

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By *ascal1475Man
over a year ago

york

Well I’ll go to foot of our stairs

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By *mp411Man
over a year ago

chester

Holy fuck-knuckles

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By *ocusMan
over a year ago

Cambridge

I have been known to utter “Well, toast my arse on a two-bar heater!” from time to time.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Flippin' 'eck I copied that as a lad from Grange Hill and still say it."

Yep... Flippin' 'eck Tucker!

I still say that too

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By *ny1local OP Man
over a year ago

READING

"I have been known to utter “Well, toast my arse on a two-bar heater!” from time to time."
not heard that one before, I might pinch it.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Sharp intake of breath followed by ahhhh

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

“Bugger me backwards with s toasting fork! “

“Well shit the bed! “

Or just “crikey!”

I also use “crumbs” a lot, but more for when I see a situation starting to slide towards embarrassment, or disorder

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"I also use “crumbs” a lot, but more for when I see a situation starting to slide towards embarrassment, or disorder "

Oh Linda - 'crumbs'!?! This is like the scene in Notting Hill where Hugh Grant uses 'whoopsie daisy'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck-me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Fuck a duck

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

“Well Slap my Nan “ is my usual

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Jesus fucking christ!

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