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I know it's not very Chistian of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

but I wish they'd hurry up and finish this church service next door !

I've come in work to get some bits done that need doing cos of the shorter working week

The office is in a shared business centre.

I had forgotten that they use the conference room as a 'Church' for a local mission on Sundays.

I have sat for the last hour listening to drums, organs, guitars and singing pumped through poor quality speakers set to MAX !

And if I hear the word 'Hallelujah' one more feckin time ............

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

We are praying for you.

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

this made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bah humbug, stop listening, go join in the singing, praise The Lord, hallelujah

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I wish there was a snort and a snigger smiley on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well run in next door wearing nothing but a santa hat with mistletoe hanging from your belly button shouting 'praise be the Lord, Hallelujah and who wants to kiss me under the mistletoe.

That'll clear em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How long do these things go on for ?

I thought I'd suffered an hour, but a quick look at the time suggests it is nearer two !

It can't go on much longer surely ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

UPDATE :

Hallelujah has been replaced by 'Praise the Lord'

Is that a good sign ?

Does that mean that things are whipping up to a crescendo ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well run in next door wearing nothing but a santa hat with mistletoe hanging from your belly button shouting 'praise be the Lord, Hallelujah and who wants to kiss me under the mistletoe.

That'll clear em "

Either they'll run away.... Or you get a Sunday gangbang!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but I wish they'd hurry up and finish this church service next door !

I've come in work to get some bits done that need doing cos of the shorter working week

The office is in a shared business centre.

I had forgotten that they use the conference room as a 'Church' for a local mission on Sundays.

I have sat for the last hour listening to drums, organs, guitars and singing pumped through poor quality speakers set to MAX !

And if I hear the word 'Hallelujah' one more feckin time ............ "

hymns at No 11 on the volume dial rock!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Amen, brother, Amen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless you my son

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Don't you lot start on me now

I think they may have finished !

I do hope it's the end rather than just an interval !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get an AMEN?!

Please forgive this poor man for his impatients lord!

Let all his brothers and sisters pray for his guidance and let us crank up the amps of heaven to eleven and sing him into submission, let us play and pray and turn him into a holy rock n roller!

Turn his sin into win and erase his blues and his lose and let us all revel him away from the devil...can I get an AAMMEEENNNN?!

We shall now sing Oh little town of bethlehem in the style of the house of the rising sun!

Can I get an AMEN?!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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AMEN, Hallelujah and pass the hymn books and collection plate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They have started up again

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

Of course, if they are a branch off of Westboro Baptist, you may not want to disturb them!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It may be an all day special. Clap hand church (as my parents call it) can do 24 hours on special occasions.

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By *icklybitMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

When they start shouting "burn the adulterers" run like F**k

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"When they start shouting "burn the adulterers" run like F**k"

Remember, God loves the sinner but abhors the sin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life. "

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life. "

That's me fecking doomed then

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.

That's me fecking doomed then "

Come confess all your sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.

That's me fecking doomed then

Come confess all your sins "

Bring your dog collar then

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By *osmosgirlWoman
over a year ago

Wetherby


"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.

That's me fecking doomed then

Come confess all your sins

Bring your dog collar then "

Yes Mistress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God so loved the world that he gave his only son, that whosoever believes in him will have eternal life.

That's me fecking doomed then

Come confess all your sins

Bring your dog collar then

Yes Mistress "

Good girl...we can confess our sins afterwards

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