FabSwingers.com forum: First time in forums....why..

By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

.....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I'm offering seasonal creampies at the moment so I could be?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

You shall find the jocular and 'mockular' on this thread:

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1377306

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

This post is a tad shortest, not allowed on the forums

You are right we are a sexy lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thanks... Oh wait you weren't talking about me... Nevermind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I'm offering seasonal creampies at the moment so I could be?"

Awww baby Brucey’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Welcome to the forum, in general there are a jovial bunch with a few shady characters, offering cakes full of cream

Join in be you have fun

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've nit looked at me yet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue.

What is a pelicans favourite TV show?

The Bill

What does a frog do if his car breaks down?

Gets it toad away

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost

Where do sick gnomes go?

To the Elf Centre

How do you make a jacket last?

Make the trousers first

I'm here all week

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Actually that's a really good idea. I might steal it and put dad jokes on my gift tags. Would probably double the present wrapping time though

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Wasn't expecting this...can't really offer that on a gift tag to my grandad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

Seen the words " funny short dad " and thought i was in for a second

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Any happier ones...less depression for a gift tag..

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Worth it for a smile, rather than a "cheers pal"

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

Do a forum search and you will find many threads full of dad jokes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

My favourite is:

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the Fresh Prints (Prince)

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Stealing this.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I know right?

It's a hard life flexing all over the place like I do so effortlessly.

Dad jokes for gift tags is a fantastic idea.

Welcome to the forums OP, we've never met but you look like the sort of person who knows their way around knees.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there? "

How do you know when a joke is a dad joke? When it's fully grown!

A man went to see his doctor, wrapped in nothing but cling film. His doctor said, "I can clearly see your nuts!"

I went for a job at a blacksmiths. He asked if I was any good at shoe-ing horses. I said, "No, but I once told a donkey to fuck off!"

When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my dad, not screaming in panic like his passengers.

Not matter how kind you are, german children are kinder.

There's a nudist camp meeting near me next Saturday. I might go if I have nothing on.

I love the way the Earth rotates. It really makes my day.

If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear, is he still wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time in the forums?

*rubs chin.......

Do you mean first time in the forums today......

Winston

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"First time in the forums?

*rubs chin.......

Do you mean first time in the forums today......

Winston "

Hahaha! That ole green arrow.....!

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

You look familiar..can't place that gorgeous face, can you show me your knee instead...?

I got an ankle the other day, most epic, must try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Santas sack so heavy

Coz he only comes once a year

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.

Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.

Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright?

I think we’ve all been there OP. It’s no biggy. Welcome to the forums properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.

Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright?

Nope, not me.....

I am a chaste virgin, a man of purity. Church every Sunday without fail. Pure as the driven snow me.

None of that shenanigans from me.

Winston

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Didn't realise you could take those kinda photos in church nowadays, how 2022 of them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Didn't realise you could take those kinda photos in church nowadays, how 2022 of them.

It's a very progressive church.

Winston

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Wasn't expecting this...can't really offer that on a gift tag to my grandad. "

I have some ideas but I don't think any of them are appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why doesn’t Santa have kids of his own?

He only cums once a year, & it’s down the chimney.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I think you automatically become attractive once you join the forum gang

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?

A barbecue.

What is a pelicans favourite TV show?

The Bill

What does a frog do if his car breaks down?

Gets it toad away

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Lost

Where do sick gnomes go?

To the Elf Centre

How do you make a jacket last?

Make the trousers first

I'm here all week

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"My favourite is:

How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Follow the Fresh Prints (Prince)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I recently came into a bunch of money...which is strange for me, I usually just use a paper towel.

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By *osaint1971Couple
over a year ago

Near Taunton

I like to read the jokes out from crackers but replace them with something risqué.. e.g

What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's Cock.

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Cock

NB. Make sure grandma has nodded off or isn't listening

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Stealing this. "

Hello my lovely and welcome.

When replying if you press reply and quote

to that person, then we'll know who you are responding to

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

My girlfriend asked me 'Is cutting the crust off of bread like circumcision for a sandwich?' I said 'No, cutting off the crust doesn’t get rid of the cheese'

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I'm shouting, can you hear it through all the noisy wrapping antics...?

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

I'm not a full member of the gang yet, hoping I make it...one day

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Stealing this.

Hello my lovely and welcome.

When replying if you press reply and quote

to that person, then we'll know who you are responding to

Thank you so much, I'm so rookie it's a joke, see look, I learnt from your wisdom

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I like to read the jokes out from crackers but replace them with something risqué.. e.g

What's pink and smells of ginger?

Fred Astaire's Cock.

What do you call a judge with no balls?

Justice Cock

NB. Make sure grandma has nodded off or isn't listening

Mr"

These are superb, thank you

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I just learnt how to reply and quote...

So I'm re-shouting, let's do it

No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I just learnt how to reply and quote...

So I'm re-shouting, let's do it

No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout

I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil...

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I just learnt how to reply and quote...

So I'm re-shouting, let's do it

No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout

I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil..."

Oh thank the lord you checked, I'll bring my sharpener just in case, it's one of those cool ones you can put on the edge of a table.....

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I just learnt how to reply and quote...

So I'm re-shouting, let's do it

No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout

I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil...

Oh thank the lord you checked, I'll bring my sharpener just in case, it's one of those cool ones you can put on the edge of a table....."

I am there! I was keen already, but knowing you've got a special sharpener to put my pencil in has sealed the deal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh shit jokes aren’t the best but they are a solid number two in my book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why did the duck wear knickers?

To hide his Buttquack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a Dad but I went to archeology party where everyone was looking for the remains if a lower leg. It was quite the shindig

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Oh cringe yeah, this is my first time posting with a genuine reason to hang here because you're all so funny and cute.

Previous was slut vibe, we've all been there. Ammiright?

You’re right, people can only post here if they have a genuine reason. These are sent to me in a message and if they’re judged satisfactory I allow the post.

Previous successful reasons have been:

1. Can I post if I send you a picture of my boobs?

b. Can I post if I promise you a shag? Obviously this is like a government manifesto promise so definitely won’t happen.

iii. Can I post because I just fucking feel like it, alright?

Welcome, newbie / not quite newbie

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

I just learnt how to reply and quote...

So I'm re-shouting, let's do it

No Dad jokes, but I've got very neat handwriting, so if you want to bring them over for a fun game of naked-tag-writing, just shout

I'm game if you are. Just checked and there's lots of lead in my pencil...

Oh thank the lord you checked, I'll bring my sharpener just in case, it's one of those cool ones you can put on the edge of a table.....

I am there! I was keen already, but knowing you've got a special sharpener to put my pencil in has sealed the deal..."

I love stationery...especially anything you can bang on a table and use.

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Why did the duck wear knickers?

To hide his Buttquack!

This is cute, the one child I'm buying for will enjoy this. Thanks

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By *heGigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stourbridge (West-Mids)

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

Hi gorgeous, you finally came over to the dark side, welcome

It's not very funny, but it is (kinda) festive....

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow balls

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You look familiar..can't place that gorgeous face, can you show me your knee instead...?

I got an ankle the other day, most epic, must try. "

An ankle? Adding that to the list.

(Still can't do a dad joke, still good to read you here)

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By *eggie La RueMan
over a year ago

Bath

Ok so im a dad, and this is a joke, but not technically a dad joke. In fact its genuinely homemade (which will be obvious by the quality of it !) Anyway, i spent about ten years in a job where we had a tradition of making up jokes on a daily basis...the more rubbish, the better..! So without further ado..... What do you call a female bag? " A Baguette !"

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Hi, how do you make a sausage roll ?

Push it.

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

Hi gorgeous, you finally came over to the dark side, welcome

It's not very funny, but it is (kinda) festive....

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?

Snow balls"

Hello trouble,

I'm here for as long as I can keep up this cool front

My dad actually told me this one earlier, so it's legit

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By *wistedsoul35Man
over a year ago

cumbria

Are us not so damn attractive people allowed to post here too? If so......

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?.....

Because their days are numbered.

Welcome to the forums OP

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"You look familiar..can't place that gorgeous face, can you show me your knee instead...?

I got an ankle the other day, most epic, must try.

An ankle? Adding that to the list.

(Still can't do a dad joke, still good to read you here)"

The knee was either trying to leave or the rest of the body was above me, I foget, but the ankle got it good.

Let's find a Dad, with knees and thighs and make him tell us alllll the jokes

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Are us not so damn attractive people allowed to post here too? If so......

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars?.....

Because their days are numbered.

Welcome to the forums OP

Perfection, dad joke.

You have nice skin, that makes you attractive Mr 6"1.

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"Ok so im a dad, and this is a joke, but not technically a dad joke. In fact its genuinely homemade (which will be obvious by the quality of it !) Anyway, i spent about ten years in a job where we had a tradition of making up jokes on a daily basis...the more rubbish, the better..! So without further ado..... What do you call a female bag? " A Baguette !" "

Oh this is awful, you're right, brilliant.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

What's a dad?

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"What's a dad?

Your ankle...

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"What's a dad?

It's like a mum, but doesn't give birth to you.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"What's a dad?

Your ankle..."

When you asked for short dad jokes, I didn't realise they should be that short.

...is that a dad joke? I'm new here.

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

Nailed it, so proud.

You'll do well here son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?

He had low elf-esteem.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I knew you’d end up here

Nice tits on you LilB.

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By *ilB OP Woman
over a year ago

West Midlands

"I knew you’d end up here

Nice tits on you LilB."

Absolute "boobs up"

Thanks for the welcome, you lil snug

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

".....is everyone so damn attractive, it's blowing my mind how you wordsmiths are all dazzling to look at too

Actually, came here to ask for some genuinely funny short dad jokes for my gift tags....any dads out there?

Oh you’ll fit right in then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Welcome to the party

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Two snowmen in a field. One says to the other; “Can you smell carrots?”

What’s the wettest animal in the world? A rain-deer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic devil-worshippers? They were caught burning effigies of Santa….

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