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"Shall I sing?" Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN' | |||
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"Shall I sing? Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'" This actually made me laugh    | |||
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"Shall I sing? Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN'" Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about.. I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!! | |||
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"Shall I sing?" You’d have to do it via text but sure | |||
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young "Are you at the airport too?! | |||
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"Shall I sing? You’d have to do it via text but sure " Ok. A selection of Christmas numbers from days of yore or a medley of hits old and new? I don't do rapping or whatever grime is. | |||
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"Entertain me " Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy. | |||
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!"It's anyone's guess where I am half the time | |||
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time"Are you in my house?!! | |||
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"Entertain me Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy." I’m coming from somewhere hot, there’s sand? I wouldn’t necessarily say beach-like, but no, going home for Christmas | |||
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time
Are you in my house?!!"I'm not keen on the tiles in the en suite but the superman duvet set is charming in an ironic way... | |||
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"Shall I sing?" We all should. Flash mob Christmas choir anyone? We can wear sexy Santa outfits | |||
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"Shall I sing? We all should. Flash mob Christmas choir anyone? We can wear sexy Santa outfits "This’ll work | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!  "Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike | |||
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time
Are you in my house?!!
I'm not keen on the tiles in the en suite but the superman duvet set is charming in an ironic way..."Wrong house darlin! Leave with haste! | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike "Doubtful but I travelled without hold luggage to try and lessen the delays at least | |||
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"Nobody would think I had a child that young
Are you at the airport too?!
It's anyone's guess where I am half the time
Are you in my house?!!
I'm not keen on the tiles in the en suite but the superman duvet set is charming in an ironic way...
Wrong house darlin! Leave with haste!"Lordy! I'm gone | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Doubtful but I travelled without hold luggage to try and lessen the delays at least "Good luck | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike "Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues.  | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP? "Did I mention I was also at an airport? | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP? "Err does a bear shit in the woods? | |||
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"Entertain me Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy. I’m coming from somewhere hot, there’s sand? I wouldn’t necessarily say beach-like, but no, going home for Christmas " Have a good flight.  | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Did I mention I was also at an airport? "You were my Uber, it doesn’t count | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods? "I don’t think that has been proven… | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Did I mention I was also at an airport? "Nice Brucey. Nice | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues. "It's a bit embarrassing when people with no experience do a job better than the regulars  | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods?
I don’t think that has been proven… "Fine, does amber heard shit in the bed? | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods?
I don’t think that has been proven…
Fine, does amber heard shit in the bed? "Yes. Ok I’m on it  | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods?
I don’t think that has been proven…
Fine, does amber heard shit in the bed?
Yes. Ok I’m on it "Appreciate it | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues.
It's a bit embarrassing when people with no experience do a job better than the regulars "They wont be checking passports or anything though, just doing that "go, go, go" thing into a walkie talkie and making everyone run with their heads down onto the plane. | |||
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"Entertain me Where are you going? Home!
Hopefully you'll get through before border force goes on strike
Apparently the army are getting people through a lot faster than normal. No queues.
It's a bit embarrassing when people with no experience do a job better than the regulars
They wont be checking passports or anything though, just doing that "go, go, go" thing into a walkie talkie and making everyone run with their heads down onto the plane. "Shhh complain AFTER tomorrow | |||
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"Shall I sing? Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN' Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about.. I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!!" It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week | |||
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"Shall I sing? Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN' Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about.. I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!! It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week "I'm surprised schools allow it to be fair. Theres alot of death in that movie covered up with red bumps on the face | |||
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"Entertain me Where you off to? Hopefully somewhere hot and beach-like to make me seethe with jealousy. I’m coming from somewhere hot, there’s sand? I wouldn’t necessarily say beach-like, but no, going home for Christmas " Jealous of the hot. Home for me is my parent's house in the tropics. Lol! Bu there is no mulled wine or stollen there. Lol! So that's the trade-off. | |||
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"Shall I sing? Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN' Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about.. I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!! It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week "clearly I went to a shit school. No christmas movies ever!! What did I expect...sex ed was don't have sex. Lol! | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods? "No, they don’t. They shit in Goldilocks house | |||
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"Die Hard is the ultimate xmas movie but as you are in an airport maybe die hard 2 - yippee kay yay mother fucker!" Lol! If it's short-haul I hope he downloaded it. yeah it will probably be on the Long Haul flight list....says the person who fell asleep to Batman this year.....What?! I was tired and ill and on prescribed/over-the-counter drugs. I'm totally not saying it was a boring movie.. | |||
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"No chance. You're in an airport, presumably going somewhere nice - you entertain us! " Manchester is nice to be fair | |||
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"Shall we just send you tit pics OP?
Err does a bear shit in the woods?
No, they don’t. They shit in Goldilocks house"Heard she’s into that though | |||
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"Shall I sing? Pretend you've left your child at home and shout 'KEVIN' Lol! Gen Z and Gen A will have no idea what you are talking about.. I on the other hand am an Old MIllenial...a Xennial...and I loved these movies!! It's a Christmas classic. All generations will know it. My kids watched it in school last week
clearly I went to a shit school. No christmas movies ever!! What did I expect...sex ed was don't have sex. Lol!"We had the same Christmas film every year at school - Herbie Goes Bananas. A classic | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! " Sounds like a good day to me | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! " I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! Sounds like a good day to me "I’m whiskey merry so to be fair I agree, still, I expected more from such a tight knit community | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. " I meant in my inbox, and literal dicks, no need to call people names | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. " Why do I think I'm one of them? | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. Why do I think I'm one of them?" If the cap fits? | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. Why do I think I'm one of them? If the cap fits?" It does  | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. Why do I think I'm one of them?" You tell me? | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. Why do I think I'm one of them? If the cap fits? It does "I feel your pain | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. Why do I think I'm one of them? If the cap fits? It does
I feel your pain "Pain? Cocks? I'm in. | |||
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"One lot of boobs and two dicks, you lot are a let down! I count more than 2 dicks on this thread. Why do I think I'm one of them? If the cap fits? It does
I feel your pain
Pain? Cocks? I'm in. "Not really appropriate in an airport business lounge | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy "Where’s the fun in that? | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that? "There’s no fun in being needy….. man up | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up "You don’t ask, you don’t get S E N D N U D E S | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
Where’s the fun in that?
There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
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"Open who's near me & connect (never know, u maybe on same flight & could have fun if not make a new friend). In any case, enjoy safe & pleasant journey." I appreciate the advice but I won’t lie, I’m definitely not going to do that | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
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There’s no fun in being needy….. man up
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
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Noooo ask for one back whilst he's under the influence. "Ahhhhh I like your thinking | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
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Noooo ask for one back whilst he's under the influence. "Shhhh | |||
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"Entertain me Stop being needy
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Shhhh"S E N D N U D E S | |||
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not ! "For another 2 hours! Flash away | |||
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not !
For another 2 hours! Flash away"Buy a direct flight next time - worth every extra penny and you can always use search engines to find the cheapest - have a great holiday | |||
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not !
For another 2 hours! Flash away
Buy a direct flight next time - worth every extra penny and you can always use search engines to find the cheapest - have a great holiday"I’m not going on holiday and there’s no direct flights to where I was | |||
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"You're still there? I'll give you a festive flash, why not !
For another 2 hours! Flash away
Buy a direct flight next time - worth every extra penny and you can always use search engines to find the cheapest - have a great holiday
I’m not going on holiday and there’s no direct flights to where I was "Darn that - best stop overs are Singapore, KL, Dubai and Koh Samui - understand your predicament a little better now - try not to get murdered by the family then | |||
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"Open who's near me & connect (never know, u maybe on same flight & could have fun if not make a new friend). In any case, enjoy safe & pleasant journey. I appreciate the advice but I won’t lie, I’m definitely not going to do that "Maybe 4 the best...! Chicken | |||
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"I spy with my little eye something beginning with A " Airport | |||
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"I spy with my little eye something beginning with A Airport " No try again x | |||
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