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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crabs!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

Fleas. Stop sleeping with stray dogs Rex, how many times!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Crabs!!

Even if I’m super smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Left to give, right to receive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means Someone is wanking thinking about you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Did you get the shaving foam and itching powder mixed up again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means you'll come into somebody before Christmas is out ! Seasons Greetings OP.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

Fleas. Stop sleeping with stray dogs Rex, how many times!"

I’ve put Lynx on them so no fleas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Left to give, right to receive. "

It’s both though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off

Christmas has cum early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off

Well someone's not concerned about fleas...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you

It’ll be a bloke

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you get the shaving foam and itching powder mixed up again?"

They look like the Mitchell brothers now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you

It’ll be a bloke

Guilty!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means you'll come into somebody before Christmas is out ! Seasons Greetings OP.

I do hope Santa thinks I’ve been good this year

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you

It’ll be a bloke

Guilty!"

I hope I made you last long?

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff

Posh

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Shaving rash

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

You got too close to Rex

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff

Posh

Tell her to Saff off

she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shaving rash "

Should i apply a splash of Brut?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

You got too close to Rex

Down Shep

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff

Posh

Tell her to Saff off

she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot

Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you

#baddragon

Posh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff

Posh

Tell her to Saff off

she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot

Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you

#baddragon

Posh

Is that her new nickname?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off

Christmas has cum early

Ha ha

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again..

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Shaving rash

Should i apply a splash of Brut?

That would be Brutal

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff

Posh

Tell her to Saff off

she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot

Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you

#baddragon

Posh

Is that her new nickname?

It's what you'll be calling her when you see the gift

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.."

Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"Did you get the shaving foam and itching powder mixed up again?"

Lol!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again..

Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty!"

BUt Brandy cream is lovely. got some in my fridge this moment....Shall I volunteer ast Tribute?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.."

That’ll be my other thread later on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shaving rash

Should i apply a splash of Brut?

That would be Brutal

But so worth it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff

Posh

Tell her to Saff off

she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot

Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you

#baddragon

Posh

Is that her new nickname?

It's what you'll be calling her when you see the gift

This doesn’t sound like a gift that I’d want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again..

Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty!

BUt Brandy cream is lovely. got some in my fridge this moment....Shall I volunteer ast Tribute?

Oooohhh I’d love a tribute

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know

Oh I know Rex… I know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know

Oh I know Rex… I know

Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know

Oh I know Rex… I know

Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?

Would you like me to?

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

Itchy ball bag - want a shag. Gotta be

My mum use to say itchy tit, want a bit

Clearly a more manly version

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know

Oh I know Rex… I know

Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?

Would you like me to?

With sherry trifle on my bollocks……. yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Itchy ball bag - want a shag. Gotta be

My mum use to say itchy tit, want a bit

Clearly a more manly version

Is your mum on Fab by any chance?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?

I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy

That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy

What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that

I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over

I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know

Oh I know Rex… I know

Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?

Would you like me to?

With sherry trifle on my bollocks……. yes

I really do love…. Sherry Trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you

It’ll be a bloke

Gonna be brave and admit it was me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.."

Rudolph maybe

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you

It’ll be a bloke

Gonna be brave and admit it was me

I hope I was good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck.

It’s the Queens legs actually

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Company. Scabies, lice, fungal growth, etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Company. Scabies, lice, fungal growth, etc

I’ll just chop them off

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It means you’ve forgotten to put the recycling out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means you’ve forgotten to put the recycling out."

It doesn’t mean that

ask Granny Crumpet, I’m a very good recycler

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

It means you might cum into me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means you might cum into me

They’re very very itchy

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"It means you might cum into me

They’re very very itchy

Cream pie for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

Call the doctors immediately

It might fall off

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck.

It’s the Queens legs actually

I'm not surprised your balls are itchy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means you might cum into me

They’re very very itchy

Cream pie for Christmas

For afters, yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……. it means they might come into some money

But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?

Love and Peace

Call the doctors immediately

It might fall off

I don’t need them anymore pal so it doesn’t matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again

Is it a blow up one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck.

It’s the Queens legs actually

I'm not surprised your balls are itchy

She was 96

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again

Is it a blow up one?

It is. And you don't want to see where I have to shove the inflation straw

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again

Is it a blow up one?

It is. And you don't want to see where I have to shove the inflation straw

I don’t like the sound of that

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"It means you might cum into me

They’re very very itchy

Cream pie for Christmas

For afters, yes

What’s for amuse bush, starters and main?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It means you might cum into me

They’re very very itchy

Cream pie for Christmas

For afters, yes

What’s for amuse bush, starters and main?

I hope you like creampie cause that’s all your getting

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

"It means you might cum into me

They’re very very itchy

Cream pie for Christmas

For afters, yes

What’s for amuse bush, starters and main?

I hope you like creampie cause that’s all your getting

It must be my lucky day

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

So what does an itchy bumhole mean? That’s the real question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So what does an itchy bumhole mean? That’s the real question

A Greek ship in the water?

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