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"……. it means they might come into some money But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace "Fleas. Stop sleeping with stray dogs Rex, how many times! | |||
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"Crabs!!   "Even if I’m super smooth   | |||
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"……. it means they might come into some money But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace
Fleas. Stop sleeping with stray dogs Rex, how many times!"I’ve put Lynx on them so no fleas | |||
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"Left to give, right to receive. " It’s both though | |||
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"Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off "Christmas has cum early  | |||
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"Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off "Well someone's not concerned about fleas... | |||
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"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you  "It’ll be a bloke  | |||
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"Did you get the shaving foam and itching powder mixed up again?" They look like the Mitchell brothers now | |||
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"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you
It’ll be a bloke "Guilty! | |||
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"It means you'll come into somebody before Christmas is out ! Seasons Greetings OP. "I do hope Santa thinks I’ve been good this year | |||
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"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you
It’ll be a bloke
Guilty!"I hope I made you last long?  | |||
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"……. it means they might come into some money But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace "You got too close to Rex | |||
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh "Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot | |||
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"Shaving rash " Should i apply a splash of Brut? | |||
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"……. it means they might come into some money But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace
You got too close to Rex "Down Shep | |||
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh
Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot "Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you
#baddragon
Posh | |||
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh
Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot
Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you
#baddragon
Posh "Is that her new nickname?  | |||
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"Means you have to dunk them in my mouth as I wank you off
Christmas has cum early "Ha ha | |||
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"Shaving rash Should i apply a splash of Brut? "That would be Brutal | |||
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh
Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot
Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you
#baddragon
Posh
Is that her new nickname? "It's what you'll be calling her when you see the gift
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.." Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty! | |||
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"Did you get the shaving foam and itching powder mixed up again?" Lol! | |||
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.. Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty!" BUt Brandy cream is lovely. got some in my fridge this moment....Shall I volunteer ast Tribute?  | |||
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.." That’ll be my other thread later on | |||
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"Shaving rash Should i apply a splash of Brut?
That would be Brutal "But so worth it | |||
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"I think itchy balls is a sign you want a pegging... I'll call Saff
Posh
Tell her to Saff off she’s going nowhere near my balloon knot
Oh sweetie... you should see the Christmas present she got you
#baddragon
Posh
Is that her new nickname?
It's what you'll be calling her when you see the gift
P "This doesn’t sound like a gift that I’d want | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex? "I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy | |||
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.. Everytime I just want an adult and mature conversation I see you being smutty! BUt Brandy cream is lovely. got some in my fridge this moment....Shall I volunteer ast Tribute? "Oooohhh I’d love a tribute | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy "That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy "What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that "I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over "I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know "Oh I know Rex… I know | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know "Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson? "Would you like me to? | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?
Would you like me to? "With sherry trifle on my bollocks……. yes | |||
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"Itchy ball bag - want a shag. Gotta be My mum use to say itchy tit, want a bit Clearly a more manly version "Is your mum on Fab by any chance? | |||
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"You tried that champagne trick didn’t you Rex?
I was talked out of it by the woman at the offy
That’s good… it’s just crabs then. No biggy
What food do crabs like? I’ll just put a slice of it next to my bollocks so they all bugger off onto that
I’ve heard they love Sherry trifle so if you just dip your balls in that it will all be over
I’ll get d*unk because bollocks have taste buds you know
Oh I know Rex… I know
Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson?
Would you like me to?
With sherry trifle on my bollocks……. yes "I really do love…. Sherry Trifle | |||
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"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you
It’ll be a bloke "Gonna be brave and admit it was me | |||
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"If you're lucky you might find a sexy elf with some spare brandy cream to pour over it to sooth it. Not sure who'd be responsible for licking it off again.." Rudolph maybe  | |||
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"It means Someone is wanking thinking about you
It’ll be a bloke
Gonna be brave and admit it was me "I hope I was good | |||
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"You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck. " It’s the Queens legs actually | |||
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"Company. Scabies, lice, fungal growth, etc "I’ll just chop them off | |||
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"It means you’ve forgotten to put the recycling out." It doesn’t mean that ask Granny Crumpet, I’m a very good recycler | |||
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"It means you might cum into me "They’re very very itchy | |||
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"It means you might cum into me
They’re very very itchy "Cream pie for Christmas  | |||
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"……. it means they might come into some money But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace "Call the doctors immediately It might fall off | |||
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"You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck. It’s the Queens legs actually "I'm not surprised your balls are itchy | |||
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"It means you might cum into me
They’re very very itchy
Cream pie for Christmas "For afters, yes | |||
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"……. it means they might come into some money But what does it mean when you’ve got an itchy ballbag?
Love and Peace
Call the doctors immediately
It might fall off "I don’t need them anymore pal so it doesn’t matter | |||
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"Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again "Is it a blow up one? | |||
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"You've been giving out free anal down the dog and duck. It’s the Queens legs actually
I'm not surprised your balls are itchy "She was 96 | |||
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"Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again
Is it a blow up one? "It is. And you don't want to see where I have to shove the inflation straw | |||
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"Actually it means I'm playing with my Rex voodoo doll again
Is it a blow up one?
It is. And you don't want to see where I have to shove the inflation straw "I don’t like the sound of that | |||
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"It means you might cum into me
They’re very very itchy
Cream pie for Christmas
For afters, yes "What’s for amuse bush, starters and main? | |||
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"It means you might cum into me
They’re very very itchy
Cream pie for Christmas
For afters, yes
What’s for amuse bush, starters and main? "I hope you like creampie cause that’s all your getting | |||
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"It means you might cum into me
They’re very very itchy
Cream pie for Christmas
For afters, yes
What’s for amuse bush, starters and main?
I hope you like creampie cause that’s all your getting "It must be my lucky day | |||
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"So what does an itchy bumhole mean? That’s the real question "A Greek ship in the water? | |||
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