FabSwingers.com forum: Impregnate

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/12/22 12:47:47]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this real?!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

and i thought id seen it all on here

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By *ansexualPandaMan
over a year ago

Near You

Ladies of Bristol, form an orderly queue. He's only got so much to go around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

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By *ociable-NottmCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!!"

You’re tempted, aren’t you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you can afford the 18 years worth of child maintenance payments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow!!!

You’re tempted, aren’t you?

100% but don't fancy the travel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we take a ticket?! Call ahead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

Tis the season and all.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

may want to review his stole from the web images as well as funding the maintenance

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson

"[Removed by poster at 23/12/22 12:47:47]"

I see the OP has already back out!

What did the post say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/12/22 12:47:47]

I see the OP has already back out!

What did the post say?"

Anybody in Bristol fancy being impregnated today....

Or something very similar

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

He must be a great earner to be paying out all that CSA to many different women

How many kids you got now then 1? 30?

I bet they'll be so proud of their sperm donor human who was never in their life, just wanted to nut and move on, such a charmer and role model

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

If you can get to Portsmouth, I'll give it a go.. Pretty sure my eggs have dried up now though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 23/12/22 12:47:47]

I see the OP has already back out!

What did the post say?"

Typical! They always pull out! What's a girl gotta do to get impregnated by a random stranger at short notice around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red

Totally. I’d started looking at maternity clothes and everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red

Totally. I’d started looking at maternity clothes and everything

He's that well prepared he might of provided them

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I think this would make a fun story in the relevant forum.

But like fiction?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Hope you can afford the 18 years worth of child maintenance payments

You and your pesky little details.

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

Hahaha....bet you're gutted Red

Totally. I’d started looking at maternity clothes and everything

Reckon he'd be up for paying for those too...such a responsible guy

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

His first forum post has gone very well for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you can afford the 18 years worth of child maintenance payments

You and your pesky little details."

Sorry did I ruin the fantasy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pregnancy is for life, not just for Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's just spolied the surprise of his Secret Santa gift!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"A pregnancy is for life, not just for Christmas"

Well done

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Only If it’s impregnated orally with wine, cheese and chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only If it’s impregnated orally with wine, cheese and chocolate

oh HELLO. Forget what I said before. PrettyFlamingo you naughty lovely genius.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Only If it’s impregnated orally with wine, cheese and chocolate

cotes du rhone, the languedoc

applewood smoked cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Hope you can afford the 18 years worth of child maintenance payments

You and your pesky little details.

Sorry did I ruin the fantasy

Who knows, perhaps the OP is in to FinDom too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extreme FAF thread, well played OP, well played

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn "

Don’t put babies in ovens.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Wrong time of the month, sorry

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens. "

Now you tell me!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Probably just a fantasy kink.

We all have them.

Men like to spill their seed.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Why do I feel like I’ve missed out what the OP was

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Damn being too old

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Damn being too old

Errr herm, you’re a few months older

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple
over a year ago

Essex

If the profile pic is of his last impregnation attempt, I think the girls will be okay.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"If the profile pic is of his last impregnation attempt, I think the girls will be okay."

his pics are um "not" him or so tinyeye tells me

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Anyone in Nottingham need uping of the duff, I'm free, it is Christmas after all, the time of giving

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By *astlincscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Tinsel Town

"If the profile pic is of his last impregnation attempt, I think the girls will be okay.

his pics are um "not" him or so tinyeye tells me"

Captured.

Profile now hidden lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Anyone in Nottingham need uping of the duff, I'm free, it is Christmas after all, the time of giving

Steady on, they all be dripping like a St Bernard’s chin with an offer like that

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

Now you tell me!

Weren't the edgy jokes back in the day about blenders?

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

I guess the op realised pretty quickly what a total weapon he was being...

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

I guess the OP did not like me telling people his pics are internet porn as hes now hid his profile and blocked me

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Damn being too old

Errr herm, you’re a few months older

I meant me

I’m way past the age of impregnating !!!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

Now you tell me!

Weren't the edgy jokes back in the day about blenders?"
m

I believe so, or a variation thereof. Slowly died out thankfully.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’ve had such giggle reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean I would but i simply can't spare the 2 minutes that it would take to knock me up as I'm looking after all the other kids I had with strangers off the Internet. Shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah, shame, I’m not in Bristol. Otherwise I’d have been right up for getting up the duff today

Drools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm also here to impregnate anyone. They would have lovely thick hair.

Only requirement is if it's a boy I insist his name is Ralph and if it's a girl her name shall be Pauline

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Nothing would make me more happier than getting someone pregnant this Christmas and looking forward to a minimum of 18 years maintenance payments

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens. "

It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Aww man... I could have made it to Brizzol today and everything!

Posh

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think "

I think you mean the air fryer

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think

I think you mean the air fryer

How big is your air fryer?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think

I think you mean the air fryer

How big is your air fryer?

It's amazing how I can make it stretch to fit. Want to see?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think

I think you mean the air fryer

How big is your air fryer?

It's amazing how I can make it stretch to fit. Want to see?

That's what she said

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Why do folks think that this is ok!?

“I know, I’ll whack a baby in oven and then disappear”

God damn

Don’t put babies in ovens.

It's cheaper to stick them in the tumble dryer I think

I think you mean the air fryer

How big is your air fryer?

It's amazing how I can make it stretch to fit. Want to see?

Yes I want to see you stretch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha looks like he made a quick exit. I'd love to know what he was thinking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ha ha looks like he made a quick exit. I'd love to know what he was thinking ?"

That he wanted to creampie a woman probably

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