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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Will this make you wet and horny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not if it's a Cheddar Gorge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure most people need a bit more than just seeing a fat dick to get wet and/or horny. Which is handy, as the amount of dicks on profile pics would mean we'd be permanently disabled if it were the case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty sure most people need a bit more than just seeing a fat dick to get wet and/or horny. Which is handy, as the amount of dicks on profile pics would mean we'd be permanently disabled if it were the case."

Suffocating due to overwhelming horn under the stampede of erect penises.. what a vision.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Yes, it would make me feel like I'm a beautiful laydee in a Jackie Collins novel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, it would make me feel like I'm a beautiful laydee in a Jackie Collins novel

Or Harold Robbins.

I read a few of my Mum’s. They were an education

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

It’s so horny I might self combust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s so horny I might self combust."

I sent a message through the Internet but it rejected.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Yes, it would make me feel like I'm a beautiful laydee in a Jackie Collins novel

Or Harold Robbins.

I read a few of my Mum’s. They were an education

It was my mom’s Judith Krantz that set me on the road to ruin

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Yes, it would make me feel like I'm a beautiful laydee in a Jackie Collins novel

Or Harold Robbins.

I read a few of my Mum’s. They were an education

Did you know that Harold Robbins is an anagram of Bilbo's Harrdon?

Bet you didn't want to know that; education is a tricky bridge!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"It’s so horny I might self combust."

Don't worry, OP can just chuck you on his lovely log burner if that happens...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

JRR Tolkien sighs quietly in his grave and contemplates; Baggins The Kinky Latex Trilogy.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"JRR Tolkien sighs quietly in his grave and contemplates; Baggins The Kinky Latex Trilogy."

50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey.

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By *izzmasterzeroMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

So wet right now

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"Mmmmmmmm

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoist?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mmmmmmmm

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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoist?"

I am now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it takes more than just that for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that Harold Robbins is an anagram of Bilbo's Harrdon?

Bet you didn't want to know that; education is a tricky bridge!"

You’re so smart

I might put that it my family Christmas Quiz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes, it would make me feel like I'm a beautiful laydee in a Jackie Collins novel

Or Harold Robbins.

I read a few of my Mum’s. They were an education

It was my mom’s Judith Krantz that set me on the road to ruin

Shutting the book quickly when someone came in the room…furiously blushing…

’What are you up to?’

‘Nothing!’

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Only if I can sign the plaster cast otherwise it’s a ‘No’ from me

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