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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

The sort throats mutated

I think I'm coming down with man flu

Started yesterday with the sore throat today that's worse and my sinuses are real bad, one minute boiling the next freezing.

I need a nurse

We know that man flu is a serious thing and is real.

I'm just glad that lovely fairer sex never have to suffer this plight.

Please send emergency supplies

What would you send a poor man flu victim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id send the Padre to give you your last rites.

There is no recovery from man-flu, and no known cure.

See you in the final Re-org

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Hope your feeling better by Christmas. My friend has it really bad at the moment and she's female

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the only known treatment for man flu was watching Die Hard.

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

Man up ! Probably just a cold !

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Man up ! Probably just a cold !

Only a lady would say that it was just a cold

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I thought the only known treatment for man flu was watching Die Hard.

Never seen it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought the only known treatment for man flu was watching Die Hard.

Never seen it"

I might have more testosterone than you then

First one is actually a good movie.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before.

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before. "

It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before.

It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt

What needs amputating

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before.

It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt

What needs amputating

Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!

This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?

Posh

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before.

It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt

What needs amputating

Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!

This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?

Posh

Because young lady I've heard the scare stories as a younger man. You can't fool me that easily.

I've migrated to the sofa big cwtchy blanket lemsip ( max strength) and a spoonful of raw honey

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before.

It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt

What needs amputating

Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!

This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?

Posh

Because young lady I've heard the scare stories as a younger man. You can't fool me that easily.

I've migrated to the sofa big cwtchy blanket lemsip ( max strength) and a spoonful of raw honey"

Dammit. Foiled by age again

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"The sort throats mutated

I think I'm coming down with man flu

Started yesterday with the sore throat today that's worse and my sinuses are real bad, one minute boiling the next freezing.

I need a nurse

We know that man flu is a serious thing and is real.

I'm just glad that lovely fairer sex never have to suffer this plight.

Please send emergency supplies

What would you send a poor man flu victim."

Man flu!!!!! Oh dear, will you survive until New Year?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Amputation is the only answer in this situation I'm afraid. Stop it spreading.

Posh

I (well Google) did suggest this before.

It must be the right answer then. Absolutely no doubt

What needs amputating

Whatever is the problem... so in this case your throat!

This method always works with my nephews... they feel a lot better suddenly when I suggest chopping bits off. Why is it not working for you?

Posh

Because young lady I've heard the scare stories as a younger man. You can't fool me that easily.

I've migrated to the sofa big cwtchy blanket lemsip ( max strength) and a spoonful of raw honey

Dammit. Foiled by age again"

The last time I had man flu I caught a strain of flu off a lady I nursed for a weekend, of course mine was far worse when it mutated to man flu

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"The sort throats mutated

I think I'm coming down with man flu

Started yesterday with the sore throat today that's worse and my sinuses are real bad, one minute boiling the next freezing.

I need a nurse

We know that man flu is a serious thing and is real.

I'm just glad that lovely fairer sex never have to suffer this plight.

Please send emergency supplies

What would you send a poor man flu victim.

Man flu!!!!! Oh dear, will you survive until New Year?"

I will

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

You need a hot toddy.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"You need a hot toddy."

only got gins here no whisky

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