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the mysteries of 'the sock monster'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now i wash 70 plus socks a week in my household..so where do they go once they reach the ironing pile? I end up with a bag of odd ones that never seem to find their other half.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put the odd ones in a different drawer, then every so often go through it to match them up... it's very satisfying

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

and teaspoons, teaspoons have a habit of dissappearing from my house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol i get very excited when i find a pair..

Its abit like that card game when you lay the cards upside down on the floor and turn them over till you find a matching pair haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything goes missing in my house, can usually be found in the daughters room lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"and teaspoons, teaspoons have a habit of dissappearing from my house"

lol yes same here..im sure my children throw them out with the yoghurt pots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheating swinger socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything goes missing in my house, can usually be found in the daughters room lol"

yes I agree when mucking out my eldest room..found loads of mine n Craigs under her bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone once asked me, why would anyone bother ironing socks!,,,, I said maybe they've got flat feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything goes missing in my house, can usually be found in the daughters room lol

yes I agree when mucking out my eldest room..found loads of mine n Craigs under her bed lol "

I find everything in there from dishes, spoons, socks, my make up, my perfume , my laptop (good job I don't store anything on their lol)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Someone once asked me, why would anyone bother ironing socks!,,,, I said maybe they've got flat feet! "

heehee..i must admit i used to iron them but now have a life!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Everything goes missing in my house, can usually be found in the daughters room lol

yes I agree when mucking out my eldest room..found loads of mine n Craigs under her bed lol

I find everything in there from dishes, spoons, socks, my make up, my perfume , my laptop (good job I don't store anything on their lol)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They get kidnapped by teenage boys and are used as wank bags

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The sock monster is very real. I live on my own and know all of my socks and stockings. He likes to hide them in special places so that the other side appears after you have thrown the odd one away.

I know I don't throw the cutlery away but somehow I am down to a couple of forks without a matching number of knives and spoons. Has the sock monster been branching out or do I need to watch out for another monster?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They get kidnapped by teenage boys and are used as wank bags "

Long as he keeps to his own socks i dont mind! Im washing his seperately now tho just in case.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everything goes missing in my house, can usually be found in the daughters room lol"

Do we have the same daughter???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The sock monster is very real. I live on my own and know all of my socks and stockings. He likes to hide them in special places so that the other side appears after you have thrown the odd one away.

I know I don't throw the cutlery away but somehow I am down to a couple of forks without a matching number of knives and spoons. Has the sock monster been branching out or do I need to watch out for another monster?"

Think there maybe a monster in every drawer

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