FabSwingers.com forum: I'm half way down..forgot my parachute..any advice ?

By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

Time is possibly a factor..

Any advice more than welcome..

We take your answers very seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 point landing. Enjoy the view...for now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head for open water

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Big fart just before you land - I have seen SpaceX land those rocket boosters so clearly works.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

always carry a balloon in your pocket,,

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

FAF?

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By *rC onlyMan
over a year ago

town

Brace, brace, brace

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Head for open water"

How is a 2003 American survival horror thriller film, called Open Water going to save the day?

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"always carry a balloon in your pocket,,"

I sort of used too ...till my mum found them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put your hand on top of your head. Its so that EMS has a handle to pick you up with and remember its is not the fall that hurts its the sudden stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes don’t panic if the plane hasn’t taken off yet

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Get off your phone!

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Make your peace

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"FAF? "

Buddy, I'm gonna need an answer. It's kinda time-specific.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look up, not down, the view is better….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pray to god

Kiss you’re ass goodbye

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

Learn to glide...fast! Some dude deliberately jumped without a parachute to prove he could land safely...and he did!

Ok, ok, so it was on a shit-ton of cardboard boxes, but the theory is sound!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend your knees

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I've been free falling all my life... you'll be fine

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

What you gonna do eh! There's nothing for it but to enjoy the wind in your hair and the view....what a rush!

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By *hitney NeilWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in a marmite jar near you.

Cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start flapping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make yourself big and disperses your weight when you land.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Just before you hit the ground jump up, you'll only hit the ground as if you'd jumped up 6 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flap your arms

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Ask for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shout and ask anyone below to catch you.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Go back its not too Late

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

Pull your reserve chute or put your head between your legs and kiss your arse goodbye.

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Ask for directions

I can't.... I'm male

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time is possibly a factor..

Any advice more than welcome..

We take your answers very seriously

So much for safety checks prior to getting on plane....

People have known to bounce and survive.

Alternatively copy "Patrick de gayardon" and track along side another plane and enter plane in flight.

Patrick mastered this and also invented the "batsuit"

He was an amazing teacher and taught me how to sit fly in Deland, Florida usa.

He dedicated his life to free flying and lost his life way too early.

Sadly he did not survive a "bounce"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spin around like a helicopter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long does it take to fall out of (and land in one piece) from a plane I wonder?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Head for open water

How is a 2003 American survival horror thriller film, called Open Water going to save the day?

Large toothy things in the water is your last problem, the water is the bigger problem.

A high pressure colonic apparently is inevitable, no matter how tight your sphincter is..

By all counts, in situations of no parachute, head for solid ground and go limp..

And that seems sound advice, but if you can avoid the going limp part, I'd suggest you do.. it's far easier to have a wank when it's stiff and it's probably gonna be your last!

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Go head first like a dart into the ground.

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By *arker secrets 321Man
over a year ago

West Bromwich

Point ur toes x

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By *ryan... OP Man
over a year ago

1950's Original

"Spin around like a helicopter"

Well now I'm singing Kylie Minogue songs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I have to say just enjoy the view… and smile. At least it’s a good way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bend your knees as you land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come to terms with the predicament you find yourself in and bask in the fact that it will soon be over

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By *host63Man
over a year ago

Bedfont Feltham

"Time is possibly a factor..

Any advice more than welcome..

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Cross your legs. Jts easier to screw you out of the ground

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By *cottish guy 555Man
over a year ago

London

"I've been free falling all my life... you'll be fine "

Didn't know Tom Petty had such a lovely arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say goodbye to your arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say goodbye to your arse! "

Does he have to assume the crash position?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good job u didn’t forgot your phone

Let us know how u getting on …

Lucky your battery my last your life time

I would try swim back up see if it works xx

Never know … u may pass by a seagul smuggling parachutes …with a couple of words I’m sure it would be ok sort u out for a bit of money

I’m sure she will have a phone touch pad so u can pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say goodbye to your arse!

Does he have to assume the crash position? "

I wouldn’t bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Time is possibly a factor..

Any advice more than welcome..

We take your answers very seriously

If at first you don’t succeed - tough shit!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Get amazon prime to quickly deliver a thick mattress to your eventual landing place.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

As you descend, open every orifice in your body to create drag or anti gravity upward thrust.

Make a quick decision about what you can live without the most easily and then choose between a smashed skull or broken legs, keeping the most valued body part the furthest from the ground.

As you near the ground look for a cow, child or elderly person to land on.

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

That's how my whole life feels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pray

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Have 1 last quick wank, before you meet your maker

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By *melia DominaTV/TS
over a year ago

Edinburgh (She/Her)

Drink a whole bottle of bourbon. You'll become relaxed, bounce and most likely die without knowing or live then die of alcohol poisoning.

Either way you'll at least have the bottle of bourbon as your friend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have 1 last quick wank, before you meet your maker

Imagine the blue balls if he doesn't finish before he hits the ground

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Sing R.Kelly's song 'I believe I can fly'

They always say if you believe in your self, you can male your dreams a reality haha. Let us know when you land

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Take off your jeans, tie knots in the legs legs and use them as a parachute.

Or, jump up and down to activate extra gravity

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Try and go back to the start........ Splat

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Have 1 last quick wank, before you meet your maker

Imagine the blue balls if he doesn't finish before he hits the ground"

Hahaha that made me giggle

Paramedics find him flat with dick in hand

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

Wear a tinfoil hat? Apparently it has many a magical power

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

hold hands with the gas engineer who returned to work before his sense of smell did: then grab his arms on the way up, this should cancel things out a bit.

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By *adtaffladMan
over a year ago

Rhyl

Wonder why you got out of a perfectly good aeroplane

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