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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Form a queue

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

Oh a queue... I must join it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/12/22 08:19:09]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Form a queue "

Is there not a pay to bypass the queue option?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue doesn't begin with a "F"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queue doesn't begin with a "F""

It's a fucking queue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Queue doesn't begin with a "F"

It's a fucking queue.

"

FAFQ. Got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue

Is there not a pay to bypass the queue option?"

Bribery, interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue "

So its FAQ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue

So its FAQ? "

Frequently asked questions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m off to greasy spoon

Full breakfast

Black pudding

Fried bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then "

Loads of porridge at the back of the queue.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then "

This is the kind of bribe I’m onboard with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Festive as Fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then "

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup? "

He got it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup? "

I'll bring hash browns!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it.... "

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

I'll bring hash browns!!"

Just bring you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh a queue! Is there a sale on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it....

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up. "

An Elf serving a fry up.....

The Elf said Hash Brown's so I'm in that queue now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it....

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up.

An Elf serving a fry up.....

The Elf said Hash Brown's so I'm in that queue now "

Wait, I'm cooking the whole thing now??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it....

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up.

An Elf serving a fry up.....

The Elf said Hash Brown's so I'm in that queue now

Wait, I'm cooking the whole thing now??"

I'll cook it, you serve it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it....

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up.

An Elf serving a fry up.....

The Elf said Hash Brown's so I'm in that queue now

Wait, I'm cooking the whole thing now??

I'll cook it, you serve it "

I'm good with this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it....

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up.

An Elf serving a fry up.....

The Elf said Hash Brown's so I'm in that queue now

Wait, I'm cooking the whole thing now??

I'll cook it, you serve it

I'm good with this. "

I’ll watch and wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue "

I hate queuing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

If I bring mince pies and brandy butter can I join the queue? In an orderly fashion of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll bring breakfast if I can go to the front of said queue.....

Can get out before it gets busy then

So it’s Fancy a Fryup?

He got it....

Yay. What do I win? *please say a fry up.

An Elf serving a fry up.....

The Elf said Hash Brown's so I'm in that queue now

Wait, I'm cooking the whole thing now??

I'll cook it, you serve it

I'm good with this.

I’ll watch and wank"

Not near the food though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Form a queue

I hate queuing "

It’s what separates us from the animals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If I bring mince pies and brandy butter can I join the queue? In an orderly fashion of course "

You had me at mince pies

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"If I bring mince pies and brandy butter can I join the queue? In an orderly fashion of course

You had me at mince pies "

Ok… in

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Has the queue gone down yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue

I hate queuing

It’s what separates us from the animals "

It's what separates us from many other nations!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue "

Remind me what we are queueing for?

I was assuming it was gaming and the ability for multiplayer playing in Supreme Commander (Forged Alliance Forever), then I saw Elf in the queue and thought it must be Fit as Fuck - though she did say she is stacking on the pounds, so maybe Fat as Fuck (especially after the has browns).

I will go to the back of the queue - no doubt the bouncers will deny me access.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue

Remind me what we are queueing for?

I was assuming it was gaming and the ability for multiplayer playing in Supreme Commander (Forged Alliance Forever), then I saw Elf in the queue and thought it must be Fit as Fuck - though she did say she is stacking on the pounds, so maybe Fat as Fuck (especially after the has browns).

I will go to the back of the queue - no doubt the bouncers will deny me access."

Ah this actually made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Form a queue

Ah this actually made me laugh. "

Phew (relieved)

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By *rMonkeyMan
over a year ago

Somewhere

In

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet? "

Seems to be only getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger "

Are we talking about the queue still?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?"

No, that was elf’s waistline that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?"

Rubbing it will do that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

No, that was elf’s waistline that one "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that. "

You’re telling me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that. "

Unless of course you are rubbing it with deep heat/ralgex

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that.

You’re telling me!"

Don't use so much brandy cream then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that.

You’re telling me!

Don't use so much brandy cream then "

Wanking without brandy cream isn’t an option anymore

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that.

You’re telling me!

Don't use so much brandy cream then

Wanking without brandy cream isn’t an option anymore "

And that's why Christmas is so expensive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that.

You’re telling me!

Don't use so much brandy cream then

Wanking without brandy cream isn’t an option anymore

And that's why Christmas is so expensive "

You should see what I do with the Turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Has the queue gone down yet?

Seems to be only getting bigger

Are we talking about the queue still?

Rubbing it will do that.

You’re telling me!

Don't use so much brandy cream then

Wanking without brandy cream isn’t an option anymore

And that's why Christmas is so expensive

You should see what I do with the Turkey "

I just cook it to be fair, I don’t want that joke to drag on too long

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