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Weirdest messages are at night

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP   Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to pee and use fab to check messages and hopefully help me fall back to sleep.

But every time I do this, I get the craziest messages sent to me. So does that mean people who stay awake at night have the craziest fetishes? Lol

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Anyone who is checking fab at 3am really needs their bumps felt!

Oh hang on..

OK, who's gonna come and feel mine!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

When I had my profile open I used to hide it if I was on after midnight to stop all kinds of crazy messaging me.

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By *asygoingcouple2022Couple
over a year ago

The moon

I work nights so am usually on at random hours, the mad messages are prevalent. Depends how tired I am as to what response they get lol x

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By *est kept secretsCouple
over a year ago

Tamworth

I'd say the weird ones come out to play at night but it depends on what shift I'm on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mostly find it’s ok during the week

It’s the Friday Saturday night after 1-2am that gets a little strange

Mostly find it’s people who have been out clubbing or what not

And failed to pull so came home and thought it be a good idear to jump on fab and see that works

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By *LiamMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I'd say people seem more open on a night time

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By *Bag69Man
over a year ago

Derby

How weird are we talking?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"When I had my profile open I used to hide it if I was on after midnight to stop all kinds of crazy messaging me."

Me too - whilst it reduces the batshit crazy brigade it doesn't stop them all from messaging. I mean....who doesn't want to fuck a 55 year old woman at 4am that you haven't seen and know naff all about?!

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"When I had my profile open I used to hide it if I was on after midnight to stop all kinds of crazy messaging me.

Me too - whilst it reduces the batshit crazy brigade it doesn't stop them all from messaging. I mean....who doesn't want to fuck a 55 year old woman at 4am that you haven't seen and know naff all about?!

"

We both do please

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

If I log on during the night, some guys think it's because I'm looking to get laid that instant

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline


"If I log on during the night, some guys think it's because I'm looking to get laid that instant "

And you're not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After midnight it’s really crazy at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I wake up early log in message from couples or lady

Madam I’m not an easy shag thxs but no thxs x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the bizzare requests come through after midnight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate times, desperate measures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I log on during the night, some guys think it's because I'm looking to get laid that instant "

I saw this thread at like 3am when it was posted and was going to reply but then remembered it would highlight that I was a woman online.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Desperate times, desperate measures "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why I log on during the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did when I worked nights. Conversations were more weird, which I put down to people being more d*unk or spaced out, or just having free time to let their imaginations run riot without distractions. It can be entertaining, but I don't disturb my nights for it any more.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm quite often 'blessed' with the "Hay" (sic) messages during the twilight hours. Women are peculiar like that...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to pee and use fab to check messages and hopefully help me fall back to sleep.

But every time I do this, I get the craziest messages sent to me. So does that mean people who stay awake at night have the craziest fetishes? Lol "

I get round this problem by scheduling my crazy messages to send at sensible times, thus temporarily confusing the recipient and giving me a split-second advantage, which I use to generate up to 15% more froth at my mouth.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm quite often 'blessed' with the "Hay" (sic) messages during the twilight hours. Women are peculiar like that..."

Fodder love of God, are they stable?

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm quite often 'blessed' with the "Hay" (sic) messages during the twilight hours. Women are peculiar like that...

Fodder love of God, are they stable?"

•

They're looking for a rapscallion stallion!

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By *utdooryoneMan
over a year ago

Over there


"I'm quite often 'blessed' with the "Hay" (sic) messages during the twilight hours. Women are peculiar like that...

Fodder love of God, are they stable?

•

They're looking for a rapscallion stallion!"

For a stable relationship?

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By *wingamajigsCouple
over a year ago

Folkestone

Exactly this. The freaks come out at night

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I don’t read messages anyway so tbh they can be as bizarre as they like

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I don’t read messages anyway so tbh they can be as bizarre as they like "

Fine. You won't get my lovingly-crafted sonnet sequence.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I don’t read messages anyway so tbh they can be as bizarre as they like

Fine. You won't get my lovingly-crafted sonnet sequence.

"

Oh… I always read yours don’t worry

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It's all those bored night workers with nothing to do.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I don’t read messages anyway so tbh they can be as bizarre as they like

Fine. You won't get my lovingly-crafted sonnet sequence.

"

•

I was hoping our resident Thesp' would send me a salacious soliloquy or a scintillating stanza, but...I live in hope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People jump on here, when under the influence of something, and let their minds run free, we imagine.

Must say we’ve woken up the next morning and had to check what we posted the night before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stopped logging in during the early hours because the messages are seriously bat crazy,are guys who think your looking for a fck

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By *uckyNineMan
over a year ago

prescot

At this point I feel I now need to set an alarm to go off in the middle of the night so I can get on fab and see what I’m missing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I log on during the night, some guys think it's because I'm looking to get laid that instant "

Always hopeful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean....who doesn't want to fuck a 55 year old woman at 4am that you haven't seen and know naff all about?!

"

But your profile says "Aged from 18 to 39 only" so your target audience includes those with hormones running rampant and they have seen your image and are happily singing "Stacy's Mom" to themselves, dreaming big (wet) dreams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Exactly this. The freaks come out at night"

Oh come on, some of us are out during the day too

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP   Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I mean....who doesn't want to fuck a 55 year old woman at 4am that you haven't seen and know naff all about?!

But your profile says "Aged from 18 to 39 only" so your target audience includes those with hormones running rampant and they have seen your image and are happily singing "Stacy's Mom" to themselves, dreaming big (wet) dreams!"

Seriously...

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By *herryblossom_BJ OP   Woman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"How weird are we talking?"

The weirdest lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Like, wandering the aisles of the 24-hour supermarket with only a toaster and a butternut squash in their trolley kind of weird?

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat


"I mean....who doesn't want to fuck a 55 year old woman at 4am that you haven't seen and know naff all about?!

But your profile says "Aged from 18 to 39 only" so your target audience includes those with hormones running rampant and they have seen your image and are happily singing "Stacy's Mom" to themselves, dreaming big (wet) dreams!"

I had a second profile without the age filters when I was looking for a Stag and the older male late night frequenters of this this site were also (usually) batshit crazy too

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By *nonymous95-2Woman
over a year ago

Northwich


"Like, wandering the aisles of the 24-hour supermarket with only a toaster and a butternut squash in their trolley kind of weird?"

I normally get butter as well but glad you noticed me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I normally get butter as well but glad you noticed me "

I was there too. It’s not like I’m standing on any moral high ground here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"older male late night frequenters of this this site were also (usually) batshit crazy too "

Older male, late night frequenter here, definitely should be sectioned!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I don’t read messages anyway so tbh they can be as bizarre as they like

Fine. You won't get my lovingly-crafted sonnet sequence.

•

I was hoping our resident Thesp' would send me a salacious soliloquy or a scintillating stanza, but...I live in hope. "

Well that’s a bit mean darling… I get them regularly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on give us a the example, I my stay up tonight hoping to get one of them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same. It’s the weird message hour. 2am-3am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work night shifts and often log on during my break in the early hours.

Within the first few minutes the messages start, usually asking for instant meets.

I’m tempted to reply “Yes, hold on I’ll just nip round in my scrubs and latex gloves”

Only problem is I think they’d like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to pee and use fab to check messages and hopefully help me fall back to sleep.

But every time I do this, I get the craziest messages sent to me. So does that mean people who stay awake at night have the craziest fetishes? Lol "

Yes

Or just plain crazy

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I've made that mistake before... Now my phone is on a timer to get turned off just after 11, so I'm not tempted and don't have to deal with the extra weird, weirdos lol

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch

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By *ssexSwitchMan
over a year ago

hornchurch


"I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to pee and use fab to check messages and hopefully help me fall back to sleep.

But every time I do this, I get the craziest messages sent to me. So does that mean people who stay awake at night have the craziest fetishes? Lol

Yes

Or just plain crazy "

We arnt all crazy lol.

Nice to see someone local on here though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes wake up in the middle of the night to pee and use fab to check messages and hopefully help me fall back to sleep.

But every time I do this, I get the craziest messages sent to me. So does that mean people who stay awake at night have the craziest fetishes? Lol

Yes

Or just plain crazy

We arnt all crazy lol.

Nice to see someone local on here though. "

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yes, we're at peak weird, coupled with atrocious spelling !!

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