FabSwingers.com forum: sore throat

By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Feels like I swallowed a bag of glass, what are the lounge's recommendations?

No, I'm not gargling man fat, Jizz, spunk, or any other name for baby glue and man gravy.

I eagerly await the Forum Dr's response

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gargle some warm salty water.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I have watched every episode of ER so I know what I'm on about. Eat a bag of ready salted crisps and drink hot water with honey and lemon.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Have you tried some jizz?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Throat sprays are great for instant pain relief!

I like scratchy food if I’ve got a sore throat.

Hope it’s all better for the weekend !!

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Gargle some warm salty water. "

done gorgeous

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I have watched every episode of ER so I know what I'm on about. Eat a bag of ready salted crisps and drink hot water with honey and lemon."

had raw honey

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Have you tried some jizz?

not sure youd reach from bristol

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Throat sprays are great for instant pain relief!

I like scratchy food if I’ve got a sore throat.

Hope it’s all better for the weekend !! "

me to lovely and thank you x

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

Have you tried sucking a Fisherman's Friend?

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Have you tried sucking a Fisherman's Friend?"

Yeah he kicked me off the boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gargle some warm salty water. "

But how did it become salty?

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By *uicy 2020Woman
over a year ago

London

Tyrosets were the best!!! But i believe they have stopped making them now

Keep warm, lots or warm drinks, a hot toddy if you can, and no deep throating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strepsils are pretty good for me. Some honey and lemon with warm water is also good I find

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

North West

Onion water

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Tyrosets were the best!!! But i believe they have stopped making them now

Keep warm, lots or warm drinks, a hot toddy if you can, and no deep-throating

Nope def no deep throating today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feels like I swallowed a bag of glass, what are the lounge's recommendations?"

Oh dear, powdered glass, could be fatal poisoning.since the online medical help advises:

"Death may result from shock if the stomach or intestine is perforated."

Ignore whisky and honey, the online advice is:

"Give bulky food and later emetics and purgatives"

If this is to late, please advise where condolences can be sent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gargling with a 1:10 diluted mix of tcp and warm water, as long as you don’t vomit it will sort you out a treat

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Thank you all

Back in bed with lemsip and spoon of local raw honey

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Sounds like a cold is on the way op. Stock up on hot curry ready.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

A large serving of neat brandy

Burn the germs away

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

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"Feels like I swallowed a bag of glass, what are the lounge's recommendations?

No, I'm not gargling man fat, Jizz, spunk, or any other name for baby glue and man gravy.

I eagerly await the Forum Dr's response"

Take a laxative ... the effects will take your mind off the sore throat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gargle some warm salty water.

But how did it become salty?

The salt obviously, you filthy man

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Gargle some warm salty water.

But how did it become salty?

The salt obviously, you filthy man

Done the saltwater Mrs Shiv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gargle some warm salty water.

But how did it become salty?

The salt obviously, you filthy man

Done the saltwater Mrs Shiv"

I hope it helped

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If it's really bad, Strepsils do lozenges that contain (I think) ibuprofen. Follow directions do not exceed dose etc.

Sipping mead (really!) helps, keeping hydrated, gargling mouthwash.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Ibuprofen if you are not restricted with other medication or conditions. A sore throat is inflamed, ibuprofen reduces inflammation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hot lemonade and honey x

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Thank you all for caring

I think I need a nurse

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hot milk with honey, it's my go to for sore throats since I was a child.

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By *9joe69Man
over a year ago

Colne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throat spray or buttercup. Failing that paracetamol

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By *9joe69Man
over a year ago

Colne

gargle antiseptic mouth wash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled it. You’re welcome.

Amputation.

Maybe I’m on the wrong site though.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I googled it. You’re welcome.

Amputation.

Maybe I’m on the wrong site though. "

bit drastic i think

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I feel like my sinuses are full of jizz. Grim isn't it.

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I feel like my sinuses are full of jizz. Grim isn't it."

it really is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some cock soup and hot sauce

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

As already mentioned, gargle with warm, salty water, a few times a day. The salt will draw moisture out of your oral tissues, and creates a salt barrier that prevents harmful pathogens from getting back inside.

Pure honey (2 tablespoons) mixed with a warm glass of water or tea. Drink a few times a day. Honey has s whole bunch of positive properties, including being anti-inflammatory, antimicrobial, and antiviral.

Good luck.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Scotch and lempsip. A pint of. In a hot bath, some eucalyptus aromatherapy candles lit, and with the extractor fan off so it's nice and steamy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Tyrosets were the best!!! But i believe they have stopped making them now

Noooooooooo! Why would they do that?!

They were like magic!

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