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By *izzmonkeys OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool

My personal favourite ..."on bonk" as in "it might not look like much now but you want to see it on bonk!" Just find it funny to say Any others?

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Stiffy

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Lob on

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By *izzmonkeys OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Stiffy"

A classic!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Full Mast

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By *izzmonkeys OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Lob on"

Haha I'd forgotten about that one

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By *izzmonkeys OP   Couple
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Full Mast"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Glory

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Chubosaurus.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Boner... Sorry for the Americanism...

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

Schlong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tent pole.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Spam Saxophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meat popsicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My seat?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Ronald McDonald

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Truro

Standing like a soldier

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Jehovah’s Stiffness.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A Skin Missile

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By *nexpectedExplorerMan
over a year ago

SA3


"Jehovah’s Stiffness."

This is one of my favourites too, pops up at an inconvenient time and takes ages to get rid of it

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Dave

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By *ofusplusCouple
over a year ago

Limerick

A horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truncheon Meat

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By *kcirtMan
over a year ago

West Lothian

A stauner!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Lob on

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Lord Archibald

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By *ibennyMan
over a year ago

rutherglen

Hard on

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Eric.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eric."

More Cum

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

Wellard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder wand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stonker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A stauner!

"

The classic Scottish term for it.

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By *ovetoedgeMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Bar on

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Bacon Torpedo

Love Missile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love muscle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disco stick, a la Lady Gaga

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Sundial when 3/4 full, and diamond cutter when absolutely rock hard.

a diamond is a girl's best friend? Feel free to befriend mine.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


""Fuck yes" "

Utter Pervert you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Fuck yes"

Utter Pervert you "

Sorry

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


""Fuck yes"

Utter Pervert you

Sorry"

You're really not

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone


""Fuck yes"

Utter Pervert you

Sorry"

#sorrynotsorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stonker

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A stork on.

‘Saluting the troops’

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Morning Glory

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

Purple headed love truncheon

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Got wood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jehovah’s Stiffness.

This is one of my favourites too, pops up at an inconvenient time and takes ages to get rid of it "

I hadnt heard that term and that all just made me laugh!

T

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

[Removed by poster at 21/12/22 22:18:38]

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

A full Horn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue veined custard chucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garden shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knobber.

Eg: ‘I’ve got a knobber now’ or ‘oh what a lovely knobber you have’

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Jehovah’s Stiffness.

This is one of my favourites too, pops up at an inconvenient time and takes ages to get rid of it

I hadnt heard that term and that all just made me laugh!

T"

Try the ice bucket challenge

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

A woodie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ron Burgundy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boner

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