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"A gap, judging by where you live OP. "Not just a gap… THE GAP!  | |||
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"An air fryer, they're everywhere this year. "I managed to get one once… shame it wasn’t for me with how rare they are now  | |||
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"Reminded of a comment the other night along the lines of "It feels like the last guy got lost up there and is now trying to give me a handjob." I need to get better taste in people." Now that is deep! | |||
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"Lego maybe? "I may be kinky, but I’m not that kinky… | |||
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"Whats up my fanny?
That could be a greeting in some parts of the uk"Ow do Arkwright! | |||
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"Chewbacca " m No thats Piscean Dream | |||
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"Hopefully not a bomb like that 88 year old man had stuck up his bum!! " I always hoover naked… | |||
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"Chewbacca m No thats Piscean Dream "could be called Wookie Hole  | |||
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"A row of terraced houses. " If I spend a bit more can I convert them to Hotels? | |||
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"….So THAT’S where my car keys went… " Makes for a different bowl at a car key party…! | |||
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"Can I have my teeth back please "Washed or no..? | |||
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"So that's where my cat went "The other day, I went up to my girlfriend, I said, "Y'know I'd like a little pussy". She said, "Me too, mine's as big as a house!" | |||
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"Whats up my fanny?
That could be a greeting in some parts of the uk
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"Luton" I think i’d rather be in Narnia with the White Witch! | |||
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" A large organ, playing Tocatta and Fugue in D minor. What a splendid acoustic facility your fanny provides." Thats a talented “large organ”… most I know don’t play anything regardless of how hard you blow! | |||
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"Is that where I lost my watch "Finders keepers! | |||
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"Chewbacca m No thats Piscean Dream could be called Wookie Hole "I’d rather have Nookie Ho! | |||
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"Is this like sticky Vicky game " More like soggy biscuit.. | |||
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Only a packet. You offend me "In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is | |||
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"A cervix, hopefully keeping everything else well hoisted." The Cervix, the anus at the foot of the vaginal canal…. | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is"Oh at least 6 inches | |||
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"My reading glasses? Can't find them anywhere!" Stick your hand in and have a grope about, like a fleshy lucky dip. Everyone’s a winner! | |||
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"Is this like sticky Vicky game More like soggy biscuit.." Ha ha
Not something I have tryed is food and cum
But I mean I am always down to try at least ones to see I like it if not ticked to say I done it bin it
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek?" A light bulb | |||
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That could be a greeting in some parts of the uk
Ow do Arkwright!
Ow do "eee, tha’s a reet gradly brew tha’! | |||
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Not something I have tryed is food and cum
But I mean I am always down to try at least ones to see I like it if not ticked to say I done it bin it
If I do well I do it again ha ha "Seriously? I am shocked at that! It feels tame compared to some if your other antics | |||
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"what are you going to find while playing hide and seek?" My lost innocence? | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb" LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? | |||
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"what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? My lost innocence?" Not Penny’s Boat! | |||
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Only a packet. You offend me
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Oh at least 6 inches "So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one?? | |||
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"Does it smell like chicken?" If by chicken you mean Roses then yes | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet?" Led its brighter we can see more lol | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? Led its brighter we can see more lol" What’s to see? Seen one fanny seen em all! | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? Led its brighter we can see more lol What’s to see? Seen one fanny seen em all!" lol speak for yourself the are all different in there own way | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? Led its brighter we can see more lol What’s to see? Seen one fanny seen em all! lol speak for yourself the are all different in there own way " Big lips, little lips, hairy bald box! | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
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So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two! "So funny, this is one of our in-jokes | |||
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"Is this like sticky Vicky game More like soggy biscuit.. Ha ha
Not something I have tryed is food and cum
But I mean I am always down to try at least ones to see I like it if not ticked to say I done it bin it
If I do well I do it again ha ha
Seriously? I am shocked at that! It feels tame compared to some if your other antics "Yes it is but yes just something I haven’t done the offer has never presented it self in the moment As sed if it presented its self in the moment I be down to see what food and cum was like other than that nope Most off my antics come from presenting them selfs in the moment I never seek them out If I like it when it dose happen then I seek them out more If I don’t I bin them and keep hush ha ha Like emmm yip tryed that wasn’t for me emmm ok shhh never tell anyone you tryed that | |||
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"Hopefully not a bomb like that 88 year old man had stuck up his bum!! " That’s almost abominabull ?? | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? Led its brighter we can see more lol What’s to see? Seen one fanny seen em all! lol speak for yourself the are all different in there own way Big lips, little lips, hairy bald box! " | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? Led its brighter we can see more lol What’s to see? Seen one fanny seen em all! lol speak for yourself the are all different in there own way Big lips, little lips, hairy bald box! "there all beautiful | |||
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LvM"She’s back on a new account , just unable to post in the forum. Having said that, if theres one person that I can guarantee you isn’t in there it’s her. | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes "You have a gapping fanny too? | |||
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"A Standard Lamp like the one in Mary Poppins Carpet Bag?" More likely . Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be | |||
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"So *that's* where those two girls left their cup. " Jesus woman. You have the looks of an angel and the mouth of the devil! Don’t tell me watched the entire thing? | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek? A light bulb LED or Filament! Edison or Bayonet? Led its brighter we can see more lol What’s to see? Seen one fanny seen em all! lol speak for yourself the are all different in there own way Big lips, little lips, hairy bald box! there all beautiful "I enjoy eating smarties, but they all look the same so after a while you just scoop handfuls into your mouth. The same with clunge really… | |||
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Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
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"So *that's* where those two girls left their cup. Jesus woman. You have the looks of an angel and the mouth of the devil! Don’t tell me watched the entire thing? "Best three hours of my life | |||
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"So *that's* where those two girls left their cup. Jesus woman. You have the looks of an angel and the mouth of the devil! Don’t tell me watched the entire thing?
Best three hours of my life "Oh get you, watching the special edition with directors commentary! | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes
You have a gapping fanny too?
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"Ark of the covenant" No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind.. | |||
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"The island of perlamutrovy " the mother of pearls has disappeared  | |||
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"Hopefully not a bomb like that 88 year old man had stuck up his bum!! That’s almost abominabull ??" True story. I got fired from the bomb disposal squad. It was a shame as I had a blast working there…. | |||
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Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes
You have a gapping fanny too?
As they say in showbiz, that's mot a No!"Tight as a drum | |||
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"The island of perlamutrovy the mother of pearls has disappeared "you got it | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes
You have a gapping fanny too?
As they say in showbiz, that's mot a No!
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes
You have a gapping fanny too?
As they say in showbiz, that's mot a No!
Tight as a drum
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" A few UNLOS’s?" I’m not arrogant enough to think I’m responsible for a few UNLOS, however one can hope | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes
You have a gapping fanny too?
As they say in showbiz, that's mot a No!
Tight as a drum
And great for beating?
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"A hard hat? "No one likes a floppy helmet! | |||
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"Jeremy clarkson? Not heard anything about him lately. Must be somewhere." Binge watching Game of Thrones last I heard… | |||
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"A hard hat?
No one likes a floppy helmet!" | |||
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A packet of lego if the last month is anything to go by!
Only a packet. You offend me
In fairness i have no idea how big a packet of lego is
Oh at least 6 inches
So the fanny is a baggy rugby jumper sized one??
Room enough for two!
So funny, this is one of our in-jokes
You have a gapping fanny too?
As they say in showbiz, that's mot a No!
Tight as a drum
And great for beating?
It quite likes a spanking
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"Is that where the spare chairs are, 'cos I hear you need to bring your own " You don’t need to bring your own chair, you can sit on my lap | |||
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Lies all lies ......
If you do have a fanny though I'm going with a tub of Quality Street. | |||
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"Ark of the covenant No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind.. "Hahha you’ve fallen into my trap that’s what im really after | |||
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"I'm going with the fact you don't have a fanny as it's usually the male half posting, and with your humour and sarcasm it's definitely you and you sure don't look like a lady to me when I met you.
Lies all lies ......
If you do have a fanny though I'm going with a tub of Quality Street. "Male half…. Is that the fet or the cpl? Besides, Americans use fanny for a different body part | |||
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"Is that where the spare chairs are, 'cos I hear you need to bring your own You don’t need to bring your own chair, you can sit on my lap "You seem to have left your Lego lightsaber in the way | |||
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"Ark of the covenant No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind..
Hahha you’ve fallen into my trap that’s what im really after "Not the Roswell Alien corpse? | |||
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"Is that where the spare chairs are, 'cos I hear you need to bring your own You don’t need to bring your own chair, you can sit on my lap
You seem to have left your Lego lightsaber in the way"Now thats just cold. I may not be packing much, but its bigger than that /cry | |||
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"I'm going with the fact you don't have a fanny as it's usually the male half posting, and with your humour and sarcasm it's definitely you and you sure don't look like a lady to me when I met you.
Lies all lies ......
If you do have a fanny though I'm going with a tub of Quality Street.
Male half…. Is that the fet or the cpl?
Besides, Americans use fanny for a different body part "Cpl, Don't the Americans have Fanny packs too? | |||
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"I'm going with the fact you don't have a fanny as it's usually the male half posting, and with your humour and sarcasm it's definitely you and you sure don't look like a lady to me when I met you.
Lies all lies ......
If you do have a fanny though I'm going with a tub of Quality Street.
Male half…. Is that the fet or the cpl?
Besides, Americans use fanny for a different body part
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Don't the Americans have Fanny packs too? "Yep. Or as we call them Bum bags Maybe we should start using Fet and Cpl when we introduce ourselves | |||
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"Well, if you believe the news today that was on I don’t know whatever the Bing website my computer defaults to a woman in Walmart in America. Tried to stuff a 7 foot Christmas tree up her fanny oh and as it’s American it was a vagina not her arse apparently made her I’ll she had to go to hospital" I bet she’s a size queen on here as well! | |||
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"Rudolph the red nosed Reindeer..." Just him, not Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen as well? | |||
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"Chewbacca m No thats Piscean Dream could be called Wookie Hole "Is it full of cheese? | |||
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"Ark of the covenant No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind..
Hahha you’ve fallen into my trap that’s what im really after
Not the Roswell Alien corpse? "Is that in there too | |||
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"A weeble?" Weebkes wobble but they don’t fall down! | |||
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"Another fanny? Now that would be amazing!" That would be one gapping fanny to get another in there! | |||
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"Have you found my hard hat yet? "Not yet, but I did find where PPE Medpro were stashing their dodgy PPE! | |||
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"Have you found my hard hat yet?
Not yet, but I did find where PPE Medpro were stashing their dodgy PPE! "Lmfao | |||
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"Ark of the covenant No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind..
Hahha you’ve fallen into my trap that’s what im really after
Not the Roswell Alien corpse?
Is that in there too "It’s a magical wonderland, you can find all sorts of treasures in it! Its the Willy Wonka factory of fannys! | |||
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"Chewbacca m No thats Piscean Dream could be called Wookie Hole
Is it full of cheese?"Gusset snot? | |||
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"Ark of the covenant No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind..
Hahha you’ve fallen into my trap that’s what im really after
Not the Roswell Alien corpse?
Is that in there too
It’s a magical wonderland, you can find all sorts of treasures in it!
Its the Willy Wonka factory of fannys!"Oompa loompa do ba dee doo So many magical things in inside of you Oompa loompa doompety dee I wanna take a peak and see | |||
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"Ark of the covenant No thats in. hanger 51 under reference 9906753. Easy mistake to make mind..
Hahha you’ve fallen into my trap that’s what im really after
Not the Roswell Alien corpse?
Is that in there too
It’s a magical wonderland, you can find all sorts of treasures in it!
Its the Willy Wonka factory of fannys!
Oompa loompa do ba dee doo
So many magical things in inside of you
Oompa loompa doompety dee
I wanna take a peak and see
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"Lord Lucan. They said the cunt went missing." He’s not, but we did have that canoe fella for a while… | |||
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"Going by the turkey price thread, I'm considering trying to sneak a £110 bird up mine Would you try a cock or two? " Nah they're 10 a penny, I only smuggle quality goods | |||
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"Going by the turkey price thread, I'm considering trying to sneak a £110 bird up mine Would you try a cock or two? Nah they're 10 a penny, I only smuggle quality goods " All round yours for Christmas dinner then | |||
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"Going by the turkey price thread, I'm considering trying to sneak a £110 bird up mine Would you try a cock or two? Nah they're 10 a penny, I only smuggle quality goods All round yours for Christmas dinner then "You're gonna love the live nativity scene I'm putting on beforehand! | |||
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You're gonna love the live nativity scene I'm putting on beforehand! "A grotto in the groin: will you be charging an entrance fee? | |||
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"The good, the bad and the ugly "Oh trust me, its all bad and ugly. The good is just a myth | |||
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"Shergar" Redrum more like | |||
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"2 dozen Brussel sprouts from Christmas 1988" All wrapped up in a vote for Wonko T-Shirt? | |||
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I can’t make any promises i wont reach a hand out and taste it. But the rowers keep on rowing. There’s no showing any signs that they are slowing "At least there are no Vermicious Knid’s in there any more! | |||
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"Shergar Redrum more like "room for two perhaps and they might even form a stable relationship. | |||
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"Going by the turkey price thread, I'm considering trying to sneak a £110 bird up mine" Last tome I laid £110 for a bird was 2017 and I got 45 minutes, including shower time! | |||
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room for two perhaps and they might even form a stable relationship."Just as long as it doesn’t end up smelling like a glue factory in there! | |||
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"A lost caver." Did they not leave a breadcrumb trail? | |||
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"Shergar Redrum more like
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Just as long as it doesn’t end up smelling like a glue factory in there! "Neigh lad/lass! | |||
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"David Caradine " Easy there grasshopper, this isn’t a death race! | |||
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"My tongue xxx" I don’t know where it’s been! | |||
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"If it is the tardis that is being suggested then my Willy would be like tossing a chipolata down a passageway…. " Food fight? | |||
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"The turkey. That's going to be had on Xmas." Everyone likes coming across a well stuffed bird in a magical land.. | |||
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"My tongue xxx I don’t know where it’s been! "very moist places he he | |||
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"My tongue xxx I don’t know where it’s been! very moist places he he"Is it clean? Is it safe? | |||
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Just as long as it doesn’t end up smelling like a glue factory in there!
Neigh lad/lass!"Wooah there Nelly…. Are we getting into pronoun territory now? | |||
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"2 dozen Brussel sprouts from Christmas 1988 All wrapped up in a vote for Wonko T-Shirt?" Wonko is a dictatorship no voting required | |||
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You're gonna love the live nativity scene I'm putting on beforehand!
A grotto in the groin: will you be charging an entrance fee?
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"Going by the turkey price thread, I'm considering trying to sneak a £110 bird up mine Would you try a cock or two? Nah they're 10 a penny, I only smuggle quality goods All round yours for Christmas dinner then
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek?" Four kids in fur coats? | |||
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"A row of terraced houses. " That's got to be Wombwell lane in Barnsley! | |||
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"Its like the wardrobe to Narnia, so what are you going to find while playing hide and seek?" You don't have this weeks lottery winning number up there | |||
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"Christmas Tree "Not sure which one's up there, but... We've narrowed the suspects down to a Bosnian, a dwarf and two guys called Scot and Douglas! | |||
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