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WW1 shell stuck up in rectum

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By *atcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

An interesting article in today's Daily Mail made me laugh but also made my eyes water. Reported that an 88 year old male in Toulon France went to the hospital to have an 8 inch WW1 shell removed from his anus. They had to evacuate the hospitsl because the shell was live!!!

Does anyone know of anything larger stuck up where the sun doesn't shine.

Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s very few things you can do with legacy UXO, at least he found a use for his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reported that an 88 year old male in Toulon France went to the hospital to have an 8 inch WW1 shell removed from his anus."

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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By *atcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

I'm just imagining Peter Sellers as the doctor at this hospital, "Nurse, there appears to be a birm in this man's birm."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Reported that an 88 year old male in Toulon France went to the hospital to have an 8 inch WW1 shell removed from his anus.

FIRE IN THE HOLE!"

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
over a year ago

Maidstone

One of my fuck buddies has a WMD...

Weapon of Minge Destruction... Does that count?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I remember reading an article on some of the strangest things removed from folks arseholes.

A loaded gun, a bottle of wine and a Buzz Lightyear toy figure we’re amongst the weird and wonderful ‘discoveries’ that required very careful excavation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Earlier this year there was a chap taken to hospital with a mortar shell stuck up his bum. That was a mere 2 1/4" though. Apparently he was clearing his shed and fell on it....riiiiiight..

8" (diameter, because that' how they are measured, sounds highly unlikely)

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge

I listened to Chris and Rosie Ramsay's podcast in lockdown and there was an episode where someone had written in with a story about a butternut squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I listened to Chris and Rosie Ramsay's podcast in lockdown and there was an episode where someone had written in with a story about a butternut squash. "

Good gourd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have Had a 12 inch cock stuck up there for a little while

It went in and out quite well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wth!! Soooooo many questions

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London / Manchester


" wth!! Soooooo many questions "

And so few answers. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions "

It’s penis shaped (albeit much larger) and he has an arsehole, what more do you need to know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions "

Come on we've all done it

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

If it goes off, its going to be a case of ring sting

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By *atcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

Come on we've all done it"

Er - noooooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

And so few answers. Ever."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

It’s penis shaped (albeit much larger) and he has an arsehole, what more do you need to know?"

Are you trying to arouse me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

Come on we've all done it"

Ohhh.. Voice of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

Come on we've all done it

Ohhh.. Voice of experience "

Ex-Artilleryman maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

Come on we've all done it

Ohhh.. Voice of experience

Ex-Artilleryman maybe?"

Got his own supply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

It’s penis shaped (albeit much larger) and he has an arsehole, what more do you need to know?

Are you trying to arouse me "

Wanna see my munitions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arguably, you could say the whole of Westminster has Fucked the whole country!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" wth!! Soooooo many questions

It’s penis shaped (albeit much larger) and he has an arsehole, what more do you need to know?

Are you trying to arouse me

Wanna see my munitions? "

oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Ultimate Shell shock!

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Now that's something you don't want to exploding up your ass

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia

Fun fact: it costs the NHS £350k per year to remove foreign objects from peoples bottoms!

Friend of mine works in A&E and talks about the mystery Christmas present that he has to remove every year…

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia


"Fun fact: it costs the NHS £350k per year to remove foreign objects from peoples bottoms!

Friend of mine works in A&E and talks about the mystery Christmas present that he has to remove every year…"

Bet he's seen some sights

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

... I've got a ww2 42mm shell and case, it's about 8" long, just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fun fact: it costs the NHS £350k per year to remove foreign objects from peoples bottoms!"

I think you'll find it was a good old British shell and not the flimsy nonsense that Jerry used to fire.

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By *r_North-EastMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Fun fact: it costs the NHS £350k per year to remove foreign objects from peoples bottoms! "

Stick that on the side of a bus. Bloody foreign objects. Coming over here, sticking up our rectums.

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

Rectum? Damn near killed him!

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By *uer MalusMan
over a year ago

Narnia


"Fun fact: it costs the NHS £350k per year to remove foreign objects from peoples bottoms!

Friend of mine works in A&E and talks about the mystery Christmas present that he has to remove every year…

Bet he's seen some sights "

I sit in fits of laughter at the stories!

Best/worst story was the 6 razor blades in a vagina.

Another mate is a lecturer at a veterinary college… now some of that shit is funny but that is a different post.

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