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"Guys - now that we’re safe from the demonic prying eyes of the women on here - here’s a poll - are women sexier clothed or naked? And what outfit - if any makes you oooft!! ![]() Both! a mix of both is very hot. | |||
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"Just checking - no one noticed any women here have they??? ![]() Nope | |||
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"Both. If she's wearing an A-line dress then you know she will look splendid naked or even in a silhouette. However, I also prefer the sweep from an Empire waist. ![]() Oooo an empire fit ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ![]() I noticed a ninja with rather attractive red hair….. was going to admonish her privately but she has me on block - the absolute outrage of it!!! ( probably something i said though!!) ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind if they're bent over spreading their cheeks for me, maybe not at the bar though because it can draw attention " Agreed - Waitrose behaviour only!!! ![]() | |||
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"I don't mind if they're bent over spreading their cheeks for me, maybe not at the bar though because it can draw attention Agreed - Waitrose behaviour only!!! ![]() It's ok in M&S this time of year but only when wearing a sexy Mrs santa outfit | |||
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"Clothed in: Skater dress or Grey leggings or Sari (this being my all-time favourite!) Mr (diligently upholding the bro code as no Mrs' prying eyes here) ![]() Well done this is what we’re looking for - a safe online space to objectify women so when we chat to them we can look and act cool - chicks dig that!! ![]() | |||
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"Clothed in: Skater dress or Grey leggings or Sari (this being my all-time favourite!) Mr (diligently upholding the bro code as no Mrs' prying eyes here) ![]() ![]() Glad to have been of service (so to speak) ![]() | |||
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"Clothed gets my vote op ![]() How do we know it’s not the Mrs typing? | |||
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"Clothed gets my vote op ![]() No spelling mistakes?? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Clothed gets my vote op ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Clothed gets my vote op ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Uh oh - got my name wrong - could be the Mrs after all!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Both. If she's wearing an A-line dress then you know she will look splendid naked or even in a silhouette. However, I also prefer the sweep from an Empire waist. ![]() Love that look, very elegant... | |||
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"Just checking - no one noticed any women here have they??? ![]() Ive got my nose and boobs pressed against the door..lol.. | |||
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"Just checking - no one noticed any women here have they??? ![]() If I can hear that arse clap from the other side of the door you can come in ![]() | |||
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"Just striding on through to find out what an empire waist is, dont mind me..." You Said that last week when I was in the Gents - took you 3 hrs looking in my pants to admit I hadn’t hidden it!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just striding on through to find out what an empire waist is, dont mind me..." Fitted top, then flarey from under bust …. Makes me look butch!! | |||
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"Just striding on through to find out what an empire waist is, dont mind me... Fitted top, then flarey from under bust …. Makes me look butch!! " Ah all Pride and Predjudice-y then, heaving bosoms and drawstrings. ![]() | |||
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"Both. If she's wearing an A-line dress then you know she will look splendid naked or even in a silhouette. However, I also prefer the sweep from an Empire waist. ![]() ![]() ![]() • Thank you, Empress † | |||
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"If it’s clothed has to be a dark green dress, strapped with a nice bit of cleavage showing wonder if I can find someone that fits that description ![]() ![]() | |||
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"If it’s clothed has to be a dark green dress, strapped with a nice bit of cleavage showing wonder if I can find someone that fits that description ![]() ![]() Well would you look at that stunning dress ![]() | |||
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"T-shirt / vest and knickers. That look gets me every time!!" Definitely this look | |||
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"Hoody and joggers. " as long as the ankles are on show, hmmmmmmm | |||
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"Vintage Balenciaga, 80s Yohji Yamamoto, or anything by Frederick Worth or Alexander McQueen. Or charity shop, or resolutely anti-fashion. Just not head to toe High Street...it speaks not of not caring - that is eminently understandable - but of a herd mentality which is the biggest turn-off. I'm not particular as to a year or two, but the colour has to complement both eyes and skin tone. But most of all, wear clothes for YOU. Not designed for a demographic." • Dear Thesp', if you can find a Charles Frederick Worth in a charity shop then my first port of call will be the Art Loss Register followed by a bottle of Tricentenary Port from F&M™. ![]() | |||
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"I only find women attractive when they are sat on my face and reading me a Mills & Boon novel. They may or may not be clothed, it’s of no consequence. My only desire is that my hearing is muffled as I hear the words “rampant”, “thrusting” and “Adonis” read aloud " Superb ![]() | |||
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"If it’s clothed has to be a dark green dress, strapped with a nice bit of cleavage showing wonder if I can find someone that fits that description ![]() ![]() Haha , that's uncanny ![]() | |||
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"I can smell perfume….. there’s no women secretly hiding in this thread is there??? ![]() All I can smell here is bollocks. ![]() | |||
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger" Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! ![]() ![]() Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times | |||
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! ![]() ![]() Bit lazy… ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know, was busy trying not to die the first 2 times.... how rude of me. | |||
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And i bet you don’t get any thanks off them either!! ![]() | |||
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"No of course Not......its probably you with the perfume on todger Nope - dropped aftershave on my todger once…. Mire painful Than childbirth… another thing women make a big song and dance about!! Thankfully there’s none here to start whinging about ‘ men don’t know what pain is… meh meh meh!!! ‘. This is a safe men only space!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Teenagers don't like anyone ha ha | |||
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"Just checking - no one noticed any women here have they??? ![]() This is Fab mate; there’s no women in here ![]() | |||
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" Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times " I just spat out my mince pie at this! ![]() | |||
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" Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times I just spat out my mince pie at this! ![]() I hope you cleaned up that mess ![]() | |||
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" Wouldn't know what childbirth feels like, I had the sunroof option 3 times I just spat out my mince pie at this! ![]() ![]() Yep… but I’m still laughing ![]() | |||
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"I like her to start dressed, but frankly if she turns up on my doorstep bollock naked (is that a sexist comment?), I still wouldn't be disappointed.." If she turns up with her bollocks naked you may have clicked the wrong profile... | |||
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"I like her to start dressed, but frankly if she turns up on my doorstep bollock naked (is that a sexist comment?), I still wouldn't be disappointed.. If she turns up with her bollocks naked you may have clicked the wrong profile..." Or her HRT dose is wrong!! ![]() | |||
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"Guys - now that we’re safe from the demonic prying eyes of the women on here - here’s a poll - are women sexier clothed or naked? And what outfit - if any makes you oooft!! ![]() Women should be too busy washing the dishes or doing the ironing to read this anyway. get them a new hoover for Christmas haha | |||
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"3. 2. 1....... ![]() I think there is no safe space on earth left for you after that ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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