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After Dinner...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...when the family settles down, as the after effects of the brussels and the veg starts to kick in and bellies start to rumble and the inevitable festive farts make their audable appearance, do you use a polite 'excuse me' or crack a jokey 'sew a button on that!'

How do you excuse yourself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pets don't mind me farting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just offer a box of matches round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I just offer a box of matches round "

With my Dad's that could be lethal!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

The kids now blame the puppy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If anyone tries to unsuccessfully sneak one out I say 'go on, a bit more choke and it'll start!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never fart in company ..... Too much of a lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never fart in company ..... Too much of a lady. "

Where's the fun in that? Share and share alike

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

i blame it on the dog

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

I don't fart ...... I release tension!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I light candles,I like to live dangerously

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I fart into a jar, gas is expensive these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont fart... I have love puffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I fart into a jar, gas is expensive these days "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ju's nan has involuntary trumps. Being a gentleman I always take the blame for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I light candles,I like to live dangerously "

Didn't mean to blow me bloody drawers off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i go upstairs.

firmly spread my butt cheeks on the floor and let it rip.

the whole house hears it

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