FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best type of chocolate...

By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

...for eating/licking out of a hairy man bum? Specifically Piscean Dream's, but I hear other hairy anuses are available.

I choose toblerone, as I like to see a guy wince

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

I would say a bar of fruit and nut that way you never truly know if you are licking chocolate or enjoying a second harvest!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

you actually done it

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A Picnic

Perfect for emptying that busy public swimming pool and it's one of your 5 a day

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

you actually done it "

Well it is a question for our times

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

I've always liked them whole

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

you actually done it

Well it is a question for our times

Very true, some questions need answers

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?""

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for eating/licking out of a hairy man bum? Specifically Piscean Dream's, but I hear other hairy anuses are available.

I choose toblerone, as I like to see a guy wince

Without question a FROZEN Mars bar, feels amazing as it slowly melts inside your ass

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By *ames_HertsMan
over a year ago

North Hertfordshire

A toblerone, just for the fun of sticking it right up there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be a flake

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?""

How long do you think it’d take to come out

How do I eat mine? Fermented

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

Seeing as it's my name , Terry's chocolate orange

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Seeing as it's my name , Terry's chocolate orange "

Please tell me that's how you sign your emails

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?"

How long do you think it’d take to come out

How do I eat mine? Fermented

It's not quite on par with a faberge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn’t recommend a snickers, or any other nutty chocolates

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wispa.

The mr

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?"

How long do you think it’d take to come out

How do I eat mine? Fermented

It's not quite on par with a faberge "

Need a shove to get a faberge up there!!!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?"

How long do you think it’d take to come out

How do I eat mine? Fermented

It's not quite on par with a faberge

Need a shove to get a faberge up there!!! "

You haven't seen the size of my poos

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"I wouldn’t recommend a snickers, or any other nutty chocolates "

There speaks the voice of experience

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"I wanted to say crème egg but I think it’d get vacuumed in and never to be seen again

But you'd have an unexpected answer if anyone ever asked "how do you eat yours?"

How long do you think it’d take to come out

How do I eat mine? Fermented

It's not quite on par with a faberge

Need a shove to get a faberge up there!!!

You haven't seen the size of my poos

photo inspo

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

"Seeing as it's my name , Terry's chocolate orange

Please tell me that's how you sign your emails

I still use a pen and paper

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me "

Use both. Just be careful you don't tear him

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me

Use both. Just be careful you don't tear him

They're a rip off

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me

Use both. Just be careful you don't tear him

They're a rip off"

Only if they melt into his bum hair. Almost as good as a wax

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me

Use both. Just be careful you don't tear him

They're a rip off

Only if they melt into his bum hair. Almost as good as a wax"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wispa.

The mr "

The lighter way to enjoy chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me

Use both. Just be careful you don't tear him

It’ll nestle right in to his bum hair

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"I’m torn, Galaxy or Nestle for me

Use both. Just be careful you don't tear him

They're a rip off

Only if they melt into his bum hair. Almost as good as a wax"

I don’t have bum hair

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate "

I like the idea of chilli chocolate. I can just picture him begging for that frozen mars bar afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walnut whip

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate

I like the idea of chilli chocolate. I can just picture him begging for that frozen mars bar afterwards

I'd accept, chilli hot chocolate douche

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate

I like the idea of chilli chocolate. I can just picture him begging for that frozen mars bar afterwards

Apparently you can get a chilli lube to go with it

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"A walnut whip"

Good choice, knew I could count on you

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate

I like the idea of chilli chocolate. I can just picture him begging for that frozen mars bar afterwards

Apparently you can get a chilli lube to go with it"

That's a bit much

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By *iss KinkWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"A walnut whip

Good choice, knew I could count on you"

Love these and the M&S version

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By *evin90Man
over a year ago

London

The raw cocoa that makes chocolate.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate

I like the idea of chilli chocolate. I can just picture him begging for that frozen mars bar afterwards

Apparently you can get a chilli lube to go with it

That's a bit much

So the chilli got choc dohche not with a Carolina reaper oil

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Seeing as it's my name , Terry's chocolate orange "

Would you put it up whole or one segment at a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark chocolate

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

M & M’s

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Chunky Yorkie..."its made for Men"

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"The raw cocoa that makes chocolate. "

What you got against my ass Kevin?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Biscuit and raisins yorkie or some chilli chocolate

I like the idea of chilli chocolate. I can just picture him begging for that frozen mars bar afterwards

Apparently you can get a chilli lube to go with it

That's a bit much

So the chilli got choc dohche not with a Carolina reaper oil

That sounds too exotic for my hairy hole

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"M & M’s

I get bad wind, they might lose a eye

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"M & M’s

I get bad wind, they might lose a eye "

I can just picture this scene. Please do a video. With sound effects

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"M & M’s

I get bad wind, they might lose a eye

I can just picture this scene. Please do a video. With sound effects

I could have ET picking them up after

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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

See... this is the sign of innocence. Needing to ask the question rather than instantly knowing the answer.

Mrs R... you truly are pure.

Posh

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By *ickshawed OP Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Mrs R... you truly are pure."

Absolutely. Pure as the driven slush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

M&M’s that shit isn’t supposed to melt anyway

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Free chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...for eating/licking out of a hairy man bum? Specifically Piscean Dream's, but I hear other hairy anuses are available.

I choose toblerone, as I like to see a guy wince

I know FB father particularly like an aero

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Cadburys Fruit and Nut

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"Cadburys Fruit and Nut "

Or Wispa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just ruined dark, nutty chocolate for me…

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Hotel chocolat chilli dark

Its lush

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