FabSwingers.com forum: Memories for the over 45's

By *winging Sally Sean OP Couple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

I bet he drinks Carling Black Label...

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Splash it all over..

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia)

Follow the Bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Cuddly toy. Didn’t she/he do well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penny lane

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

Access your flexible friend

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Nice to see you….to see you Nice !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rent and Rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For mash get smash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The jam

Going Underground

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By *ustincider888Man
over a year ago

Preston Ish

I'm a secret lemonade drinker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep out of the black and in the red, nothing in this game for two in a bed!!

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

Crinkley Bottom

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Oooo, I could crush a grape!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Millions of Housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say……beans meanz Heinz

If you feel pppppppeckish ppppppick up a Penguin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

American Express, that will do nicely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smash not mash

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

The mark of a man...

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

shut that door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crackerjack

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

The Word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TSB. The bank that like to say yes.

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

Made with Czechoslovakian yeast

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By *undance_KidMan
over a year ago

London

Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

The old grey whistle test

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

"Crinkley Bottom"

Isn't that normal for over 45?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiswas

You could have a Lionel Blair cut, like mine..

Cadbury's flake ads..

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

OOOOOOKKKKAAAAYYYYYY..!!!!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

And now the test card with music

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Will it be mushrooms?

Fried onion rings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My user name...

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

And all because the lady loves

Milk Tray

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

RUN AROUNDDDD

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By *asepaul71Man
over a year ago

Buxton

A finger of fudge is just enough

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Watch out watch out there's a Humphrey about

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

A Mars Bar a day helps you work rest and play.

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By *arcteggMan
over a year ago

grays

Hong Kong phooey , number one super guy

And any Tom and jerry , top cat

Ooohh - Saturday morning TV. Champion the wonder horse

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions. All under a sesame seed bun.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

"Blankety Blank chequebook and pen"

They still offer this as a prize on the reboot. Who has a chequebook now???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie says.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4711 (but you have to sing it

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By *ausage1970Man
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not even Barrow in Furness Bus depot could satisfy the chewits monster

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By *iscreetfuncpl12Couple
over a year ago

Somerset

He gets an ology and says he's failed… you get an ology and you're a scientist!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Hey, Mr Rabbit, why are you so twitchy?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

First class ticket to Nottingham please

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Accrington Stanley….who are they?’

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

"Blankety Blank chequebook and pen

Who has a chequebook now???"

and I still use it.

It is an age related thing

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

There's somebody at the door......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hamburgler at McDonalds.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

The milky bar kid is tough and strong….

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

‘Remember Preston?’

First potential swinging advert

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"Will it be mushrooms?

Fried onion rings"

You’ll have to wait and see

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By *ragglerocksCouple
over a year ago

Under a Lighthouse

"Look ma i caught a fraggle" too obvious that one

"The red car and the blue car have a race, all red wants to do is stuff his face"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be mushrooms?

Fried onion rings

You’ll have to wait and see

I hope it chips.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Only the crumbliest...."

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By *astandtheCurious2Couple
over a year ago

letchworth

Wassssuppppppp

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia)

"My user name..."

Can't believe I actually remember this but...

Have you got an R186 Signal Box...

(Asking for a friend)

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Thunder, thunder, thunder cats

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Stand by for action, anything could happen in the next half hour

This is the voice of the mysterons, we know that you can hear us earth men

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Jim fixed it for me!

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By *andyrod1Man
over a year ago

St Margaret's at Cliffe

My name........J R Hartly

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
over a year ago

Around the Midlands

Dusty bin

Look, it's the Dungeons and Dragons ride

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

My name? Yes, it’s J.. R… Hartley.

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

When muffin was a mule lol

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

If you can pinch more than an inch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come and talk to the Midland Bank.

They're tasty tasty very very tasty, they're very tasty

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By *az080378Woman
over a year ago

Cromer

Um bongo,um bongo,they drink it in the Congo.....

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By *r Discreet 75Man
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL

Green Cross code..... ypu must be out of your tiny mind

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

What on earth are you people on about!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's too orangey for crows, it's just for me and my dawg"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Charlie says...."

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Buying 2oz or a quarter of sweets.

Going to the Saturday morning pictures for 9am and leaving there at 12.30

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Compost Corner!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's lots of fun for everyone in the Big Yelow Tea Pot"

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Forget Action Man, I had a "little big man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here comes...Bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh, intervals at the cinema.

And the usherette at the front selling King Kones and Butterkist (Butterkist Rah Rah Rah) popcorn.

And of course....Pearl & Dean.

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By *os19Man
over a year ago

Edmonton

Get the Abbey habit from Abbey National

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By *ibi_curiousCouple
over a year ago

Shepperton

Jubbly, that lasted for an hour.

Sweet tobacco, candy cigarettes

Getting 4 fruit salad sweets for an old penny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sköl Sköl Sköl Sköl

Sköl Sköl Sköl Sköl ...

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Using a telephone box, phone cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

W O M A N - Exciting again!

(Woman magazine)

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Clunk click every trip

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By *ony tunnelMan
over a year ago

birkenhead

For mash get smash

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

My girdle,I've forgotten my 18 hour girdle ?

No,I got it on

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Mr Sheen cleans umpteen things clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You do the shake n vac and put the freshness back

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By *UFSWoman
over a year ago

belfast

Let's have a look at what you could have won.

Take it away boys,take it away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a lot of these and I'm 42

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

Pshhhkkkkkkrrrr?kakingkakingkakingtsh?chchchchchchchcch?*ding*ding*ding

This was the top result when I googled "dial up internet sound as text"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Challenge Annika, and that cameraman chasing her around filming her bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do the shake & vac put the freshness back….

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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago

Norfolk

Dusty Bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wombles of Wimbledon common are we….

Magic roundabout - time for bed said zebedee

Ivor the engine

Willo the wisp & the fat fairy "

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

BODIE ..DOYLE!!

Ilya Kuryakin

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By *itch and scratchyCouple
over a year ago

Pontefract

And Bully's Star Prize...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Re-record, not fade away

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"And now the test card with music"

Not just that… imagine only having 4 channels to choose from to watch!!!

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

He flies through the air with the greatest of ease, the daring young bird on the ten penny piece...... (Buzby)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie And His Magic Torch

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Get down shep !

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

"A" is for Alpha, "B" is for Bite, "C" for yourself that they taste just right!......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crossroads

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By *reepass4meCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Some of these are excellent

"Oo, he's got an ology. You get an ology and you're a scientist"

and

"I were right about that saddle, though"

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Lipsmackinthirst

quenchinacetast

inmotivatingood

buzzincooltalkin

highwalkinfastlivin

evergivincoolfizzin.........Pepsi!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bodie n Doyle

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By *irwolf20Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

If you see Sid tell him

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

'Someone change the channel' *gets up*

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

Griffin Savers merchandise at Midland Bank!

All the school kids with their black hold-all and clipboard

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By *o strings bingMan
over a year ago

colchester

Look at what you could of won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will it be chips or jacket spuds?"

"Will it be salad or frozen peas?"

"Will it be mushrooms?"

"Fried onion rings?"

"You'll have to wait and see..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This lady's not for turning."

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By *anh64Man
over a year ago

aylesbury

including SAEs in replies posted to swinger mag PO box addresses

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Leonard Rossiter and I think Joan Collins...Cinzano adds

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

West Sussex and Wales

"And now the test card with music

Not just that… imagine only having 4 channels to choose from to watch!!!

4 since 1982, only three before that. I am too young to remember a time when it was just the bbc

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By *helamontsCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Was it no pea and ham ...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

At your party be a smarty & hire Rentaghost.

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By *imbobongoMan
over a year ago

bognor regis

Men wearing joop aftershave

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, join our club!

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

Any of you older perves remember a magazine called Health And Efficiency?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

It took two grown men to lift a Mars Bar, but now they are tiny.

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By *tsJustKateWoman
over a year ago

London

Torchwood The Battery Boy

Twizzle

The Wooden Tops

Rag,Tag & Bobtail

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"Smash not mash "

i remember it being

"For mash, get smash" but i am only 44

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

"'Someone change the channel' *gets up*"

Is that the phone ringing?

*walks to hallway*

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By *nspired CoupleCouple
over a year ago

Andover

And all because, A lady loves Milk Tray

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

"And all because, A lady loves Milk Tray"

Der der ....der der der der......

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Which window shall we choose today. The square window.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careless talk costs lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Careless talk costs lives."

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Tufty Road safety

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By *lipy123TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Less traffic

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"Crinkley Bottom

Isn't that normal for over 45?

The cheek

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Let me load this software into my computer. * presses play on tape deck *

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bill and Ben

Sharlene Lewis and lambchop

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"Let me load this software into my computer. * presses play on tape deck *"

Goes out to play, gets a bath and has tea …then the game loaded

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’ll have a Babysham!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green cross code man

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

It’s wac-a-day, no school today….

Mallett'smalletisawordassociationgamewhere youmustn'tpauseyoumustn'thesitateyoumustn't repeatawordelseyougetabashontheheadlikeTHIS! orlikeTHIS!Weplayforaminuteandtheonewiththemostbruisesloses."

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Watch out, watch out, there's a humphrey about.

It's all done in the best possible taste.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s wac-a-day, no school today….

Mallett'smalletisawordassociationgamewhere youmustn'tpauseyoumustn'thesitateyoumustn't repeatawordelseyougetabashontheheadlikeTHIS!

orlikeTHIS!Weplayforaminuteandtheonewiththemostbruisesloses."

Late 70s & 80s tv hated kids

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

Ooo I could crush a grape

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

St Ives

It’s a lager but a tune!

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

"Let me load this software into my computer. * presses play on tape deck *"

And adjust it with a screwdriver

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By *uninlondon69Man
over a year ago

Tower Bridge South

"It’s wac-a-day, no school today….

Mallett'smalletisawordassociationgamewhere youmustn'tpauseyoumustn'thesitateyoumustn't repeatawordelseyougetabashontheheadlikeTHIS!

orlikeTHIS!Weplayforaminuteandtheonewiththemostbruisesloses."

Late 70s & 80s tv hated kids

Some of the presenters though - they really loved kids

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Bud wise er

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"including SAEs in replies posted to swinger mag PO box addresses "

Oh God yes, remember that well.....the start of it all

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

"what has a hazelnut in every bite?"..... Squirrel shit..... OK, Topic really

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Watch out, Beadles about ........

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Yorkie Bar ... It's not for Girls

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll never put a better bit of butter on your knife.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high...

We will fix it, we will fix it...

I wish I could fly, way up to the sky...

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more.

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By *imbobongoMan
over a year ago

bognor regis

"up above the streets and houses rainbow climbing high...

We will fix it, we will fix it...

I wish I could fly, way up to the sky...

One banana, two banana, three banana, four.

Four bananas make a bunch and so do many more."

Good 1s mimi

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over a year ago

Driving on compact snow!!!!

And being able to get to and from work

In over an inch of snow!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superstars

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Top, middle or bottom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used wank mags in the woods & white dog poop. Now there's a sentence I never thought I would say

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By *s2pervsCouple
over a year ago

Truro

Runaraaaand.....g-g-g-go!

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By *imited 3EditionCouple
over a year ago

Live in Scotland Play in England

"And now the test card with music"

I always thought that girl was well creepy but now I think back it was probably the clown that was to blame for the creepy vibe.

Poor girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big Daddy, Giant Haystacks, Kendo Nagasaki on World of Sport

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds

“I was right about that saddle”

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

"We're The Sweeney Son, And We Ain't Had Our Breakfast.

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By *alleyDaveMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Opal Fruits - Made To Make Your Mouth Water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fisherman's Friend... suck 'em & see

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Charlie says

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

The fat orange man

You know when you've been tangoed

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By *uv2kiss2Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Boom boom boom boom….Esso Blue !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh matron!

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

Opel fruits made to make your mouth water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"American Express, that will do nicely x"

Or ... American Express, that will do nicely ... and would you like to rub my tits?

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By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

OTT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve rented a few videos for the weekend.

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By *ack NewhouseMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

It's not all work, work, work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Splash it all over.."

Oh, that would be nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bruising my elbows whilst climbing on the stones at Stonehenge.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Answers on a postcard please.

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