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" .•*°°"• Good heavens! She's quick^ PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf. | |||
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"Good evening Nero and all "• LisãB45 — You are tonight's ²nd poster! How are you this evening? | |||
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"Good evening After a bottle of Malbec Mother is now comatose on the settee, job done "• Good evening FlaminGO! — You are tonight's 3rd poster! Poor ole mother! Next time put her on an IV drip...filled with  | |||
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"Aloha  "° Aloha yourself, Swéétchërry! | |||
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"Afternoon everyone. Hope you’re all well "° Good Ëvening Mått! We are all well, thank you kindly muchly for asking. Pull up a vintage Bauhaus chair and imbibe with us. | |||
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Aloha yourself, Swéétchërry! "Trust you’re well, you gracious host? | |||
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"Howdy y'all, Wednesday is the winter solstice, the first day of winter, the Canadian geese are down for the warmer weather, boy are they in for a surprise, temps are supposed to plummet down to 5 degrees " • Good evening —_ildbillkid— Thank you for your kind Nocturnal soliloquy. It's always much appreciated. Non-alcoholic Beer?  | |||
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Good Ëvening Mått! We are all well, thank you kindly muchly for asking. Pull up a vintage Bauhaus chair and imbibe with us."Hi Nero. Well, that’s just swell and you’re welcome. Don’t mind if I do | |||
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"Hi finally made it to the forums " ° Good evening FãbDB! Welcome to the Nøcturnal fellowship. Everyone please say hello to FabDB. He's new around here and he's most welcome.
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"Howdy y'all, Wednesday is the winter solstice, the first day of winter, the Canadian geese are down for the warmer weather, boy are they in for a surprise, temps are supposed to plummet down to 5 degrees • Good evening —_ildbillkid— Thank you for your kind Nocturnal soliloquy. It's always much appreciated. Non-alcoholic Beer? "nope it'd be too much temptation, after 16 years sober | |||
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"Just fought my way through the local Tesco - looked like a scene from Napoleon's Retreat from Moscow. And it's not even Christmas yet... Did get nice surprise - another of the major Supers is doing petrol at £1.39/lt
And evening all!"• Good evening JaNE. You sound somewhat 'battle hardened' after your shopping incursions. I'm jealous of your 'cheap' fuel! | |||
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Trust you’re well, you gracious host? "• I am well. I am settled in my chaise lounge, sipping piping hot coffee and biting into a sweet cherry.  | |||
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"Good evening, couple more days at work for me then a good week off. " • g°°d evening Jonnyp¹_! You and me both: I'm off from Friday and then not back until the 9th January. It's my birthday month. | |||
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Good Ëvening Mått! We are all well, thank you kindly muchly for asking. Pull up a vintage Bauhaus chair and imbibe with us.
Hi Nero. Well, that’s just swell and you’re welcome. Don’t mind if I do "• Absolutely. You're part of the fellowship. | |||
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"Good evening all Hope everyone is well" Good evening,I'm good thanks I hope that you are both well | |||
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"Good evening After a bottle of Malbec Mother is now comatose on the settee, job done
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Good evening FlaminGO! — You are tonight's 3rd poster! Poor ole mother! Next time put her on an IV drip...filled with "She is now tucked up in bed, where’s the party ? | |||
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I’ve somehow landed myself with body confidence anxiety tonight, but ah well, I’ll get over it and carry on! | |||
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"Good evening Nero Evening all I've been on Nanna duty so now I'm kicking back with a glass or two of Baileys I hope that you are well Nero "• Dear Greenêyês, I am all the more refined with your radiance this fine evening. I can think of no one more befitting to grace thy lips from the Irish Cream. | |||
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"Evening all " • Evening you, me, Dupree and the seventh sea. | |||
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"Howdy y'all, Wednesday is the winter solstice, the first day of winter, the Canadian geese are down for the warmer weather, boy are they in for a surprise, temps are supposed to plummet down to 5 degrees • Good evening —_ildbillkid— Thank you for your kind Nocturnal soliloquy. It's always much appreciated. Non-alcoholic Beer? nope it'd be too much temptation, after 16 years sober"• How about a chilled glass of Sarsaparilla? | |||
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Hi Nero. Well, that’s just swell and you’re welcome. Don’t mind if I do
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Absolutely. You're part of the fellowship. "Fellowship of nocturnal fab or the ring? | |||
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"As mentioned in an earlier post Truck+services+Oxford-effing freezer trucks "• NB7², thank you for your public service broadcast message.  | |||
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"Good Evening all "Good evening my one time friend | |||
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"Howdy y'all, Wednesday is the winter solstice, the first day of winter, the Canadian geese are down for the warmer weather, boy are they in for a surprise, temps are supposed to plummet down to 5 degrees • Good evening —_ildbillkid— Thank you for your kind Nocturnal soliloquy. It's always much appreciated. Non-alcoholic Beer? nope it'd be too much temptation, after 16 years sober
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How about a chilled glass of Sarsaparilla?"I'm drinking my iced tea(no sugar) at the moment | |||
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Good evening sexy "Good evening beautiful hope all is well and you had lovely day x | |||
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There’s a sandwich (food) thread going & I keep thinking of you "I was so tempted to comment | |||
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"Good evening all Hope everyone is well" ° Good evening Miss Diageo™ | |||
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"Good Evening all
Good evening my one time friend "Good evening Christmas | |||
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"Good Evening all
Good evening sexy
Good evening beautiful hope all is well and you had lovely day x "A great day and an enjoyable evening with a Malbec and cheese n crackers , what more could a girl want ? | |||
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She is now tucked up in bed, where’s the party?"• There's a 'hush party' in the Nøcturnal snug bar, yonder, past the wood panelled ornates. The price of an entry is a smile and a flirt. | |||
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"finally put the tree up Ouch "not up there Misty lol | |||
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I’ve somehow landed myself with body confidence anxiety tonight, but ah well, I’ll get over it and carry on! "• Mr M°rgån! Good evening dear sir. Join me as I come to terms with my own Alopecia and the associated confidence, or lack thereof. | |||
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"Good Evening all
Good evening sexy
Good evening beautiful hope all is well and you had lovely day x
A great day and an enjoyable evening with a Malbec and cheese n crackers , what more could a girl want ? "Wouldn’t like to say I could but I won’t | |||
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"Good evening all Hope everyone is well ° Good evening Miss Diageo™ "Ffs!!! One time!!! It was one bloody time | |||
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"Good Evening all "° Good evening Eric Çlacton! | |||
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"Afternoon everyone. Hope you’re all well
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Hi Nero. Well, that’s just swell and you’re welcome. Don’t mind if I do
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Fellowship of nocturnal fab or the ring? "• Fab. This is hallowed ground. | |||
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Good evening Eric Çlacton! "Good evening Mr Nero Still fiddling in London | |||
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"finally put the tree up " • Is it a Nordic Sphincter? | |||
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"Howdy y'all, Wednesday is the winter solstice, the first day of winter, the Canadian geese are down for the warmer weather, boy are they in for a surprise, temps are supposed to plummet down to 5 degrees • Good evening —_ildbillkid— Thank you for your kind Nocturnal soliloquy. It's always much appreciated. Non-alcoholic Beer? nope it'd be too much temptation, after 16 years sober
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"Good Evening all
Good evening sexy
Good evening beautiful hope all is well and you had lovely day x
A great day and an enjoyable evening with a Malbec and cheese n crackers , what more could a girl want ? "• Well, she could be made love to? | |||
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"finally put the tree up • Is it a Nordic Sphincter?" giant redwood Nero mate | |||
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"Just popped in to say good evening, not staying tonight "  | |||
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"Just fought my way through the local Tesco - looked like a scene from Napoleon's Retreat from Moscow. And it's not even Christmas yet... Did get nice surprise - another of the major Supers is doing petrol at £1.39/lt
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Have to do it all again when I hit London on Friday.
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Well, she could be made love to?"That would be rather lovely | |||
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"Good evening all Hope everyone is well ° Good evening Miss Diageo™
Ffs!!! One time!!! It was one bloody time "• Juan time, is more than enough. Next time bring your friends Johnnie Walker, Ron Bacardi and Jack Daniels. | |||
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"Good evening everyone "• Two Americans this evening. Or three, if we include Mr Blu'. With all that said and done I only breath this chilled winter air for Mrs Blu'...and no one else. | |||
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Good evening
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"finally put the tree up • Is it a Nordic Sphincter? giant redwood Nero mate " • La da Dee, Sequoioideae.  | |||
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"Just fought my way through the local Tesco - looked like a scene from Napoleon's Retreat from Moscow. And it's not even Christmas yet... Did get nice surprise - another of the major Supers is doing petrol at £1.39/lt
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Yes, I wouldn't normally mind. But it's not for me
Have to do it all again when I hit London on Friday.
Not looking forward to the higher prices elsewhere."• London will hit your pocket. But you'll be a hit with London.  | |||
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"finally put the tree up • Is it a Nordic Sphincter? giant redwood Nero mate • La da Dee, Sequoioideae. "indeed | |||
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Good evening sexy
Good evening beautiful hope all is well and you had lovely day x
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Well, she could be made love to?
That would be rather lovely "• You're in my Little Red Book. | |||
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"Here hee, I just saw this thread was on 69! So childish
Mrs TMN x"• Your ear lobes must be smouldering; we were just talking about you. Good evening TMN! You're on page 69 of my LRB. | |||
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"Good Evening all
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Good evening Eric Çlacton!
Good evening
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Still fiddling in London
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"Lol and Rome burns Have good night all got a sixteen hour shift tomorrow late night shopping so 04-30 till 21-00 very long day love to all have restful night all you sexy lady’s x And good night to the good gentleman and spivs of fab felicitations and good night | |||
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Good evening sexy
Good evening beautiful hope all is well and you had lovely day x
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That would be rather lovely
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Good evening Eric Çlacton!
Good evening
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Still fiddling in London
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Lol and Rome burns
Have good night all got a sixteen hour shift tomorrow late night shopping so 04-30 till 21-00 very long day love to all have restful night all you sexy lady’s x
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Who was? Where? What? Why? "• Mea culpa! I was distracted by your turquoise candy-striped socks! | |||
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That would be rather lovely
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"Hi Nero and all you beautiful people. Tonight is a bit testing to say the least but sending all my love to you all. Love is all around "evening Littlebird x sending ivors wishes and a train of haribo x | |||
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"Hi Nero and all you beautiful people. Tonight is a bit testing to say the least but sending all my love to you all. Love is all around "• Dearest LíttlèBírd with the biggest heart. We won't rattle the key to your gilded cage.  | |||
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"Just fought my way through the local Tesco - looked like a scene from Napoleon's Retreat from Moscow. And it's not even Christmas yet... Did get nice surprise - another of the major Supers is doing petrol at £1.39/lt
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Yes, I wouldn't normally mind. But it's not for me
Have to do it all again when I hit London on Friday.
Not looking forward to the higher prices elsewhere.
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London will hit your pocket. But you'll be a hit with London. "Oh I have a big bag specially dedicated to hitty things | |||
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"Hi Nero and all you beautiful people. Tonight is a bit testing to say the least but sending all my love to you all. Love is all around "The hugest of huge hugs | |||
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"Hi Nero and all you beautiful people. Tonight is a bit testing to say the least but sending all my love to you all. Love is all around
The hugest of huge hugs "• ...but minus the alcohol. | |||
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"Élèphantis' project for ²°²³ is to publish, bind and distribute the official Nocturnal Wine List™. "My, what fun this will be! I shall certainly need your expert eye and advice. | |||
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"Élèphantis' project for ²°²³ is to publish, bind and distribute the official Nocturnal Wine List™.
My, what fun this will be! I shall certainly need your expert eye and advice."And probably my mouth… In a tasting capacity.. Wine tasting… | |||
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"Élèphantis' project for ²°²³ is to publish, bind and distribute the official Nocturnal Wine List™.
My, what fun this will be! I shall certainly need your expert eye and advice."• My dear erudite friend, you have me at a disadvantage. The edification and honour is all mine. | |||
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"oh dear "• I know. Outrageous isn't it? All this juvenile prepubesçent flirting. | |||
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"I'm heading out now to the Canadian Swingers room in the chat, I fancy some solitude "Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh? But must you leave? | |||
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"Just popping in to say "hola" from sunnier climes. It's not all going to plan. The day before we were due to travel, my background niggly sciatic nerve pain turned into full blown excruciating agony/stabbing with knives-like pain. I'm really struggling. Getting by on mega strength codeine and the rest of the family are doing absolutely everything while I sit by and watch. Oh, and the adapted beach wheelchair for hire is....... broken. Trying not to be down but it's very hard when I just want to be anaesthetised, such is the level of pain. Hey-ho. I don't know why I thought things would be straightforward "Oh no! I'm so sorry, both about the debilitating pain, and about the shattered hopes one always invests in a holiday. | |||
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her…. "*Takes a sit right next to Misty Oh Misty, what should I do? | |||
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her…. "This quiet evening just brightened notably. | |||
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her….
This quiet evening just brightened notably."You were not one of those nine...  | |||
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. What a pain! Literally and figuratively. "• Do you realise they won't let you into Claridges wearing that outfit? We, in the Nøcturnal snug bar, will accept you wholeheartedly! | |||
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her….
This quiet evening just brightened notably.
You were not one of those nine... "• There were nine??? 
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her….
This quiet evening just brightened notably.
You were not one of those nine...
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her….
This quiet evening just brightened notably.
You were not one of those nine...
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Were they the Nazgûl?? "They were men. Once. | |||
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. What a pain! Literally and figuratively.
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Do you realise they won't let you into Claridges wearing that outfit?
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Nothing says solitude like a Csnadian chatroom, eh?
But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her….
This quiet evening just brightened notably.
You were not one of those nine...
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Were they the Nazgûl??
They were men.
Once."• Quite. Númenóreans, in fact. | |||
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But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
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Oh Misty, what should I do?"Sit closer? | |||
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. What a pain! Literally and figuratively.
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Do you realise they won't let you into Claridges wearing that outfit?
We, in the Nøcturnal snug bar, will accept you wholeheartedly!
I do now, a nice gentleman kindly showed me out with a warning never to darken their door again "• You mean on Fab there is another Gentleman??
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But must you leave?
I swear I was there by myself, being a bit exhibitionist and all of the sudden, 9 people joined
There is no peaceful place to show a bit of cleavage
Pats chair beside her….
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Oh Misty, what should I do?
Sit closer?"*sits in Misty's lap Is this close enough? | |||
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Do you realise they won't let you into Claridges wearing that outfit?
We, in the Nøcturnal snug bar, will accept you wholeheartedly!
I do now, a nice gentleman kindly showed me out with a warning never to darken their door again
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. What a pain! Literally and figuratively.
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Do you realise they won't let you into Claridges wearing that outfit?
We, in the Nøcturnal snug bar, will accept you wholeheartedly!
I do now, a nice gentleman kindly showed me out with a warning never to darken their door again
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I thought I was Juan Of A Kind."That you are! | |||
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KC² my love , the thinking man's crumpet, in the thinking man's outfit.
How is Tenerife? Sorry, Tenner-grief!
How about we cryogenically freeze you until they find a fix for your wheelchair?"Tenerife is lovely, I just wish I didn't need to pop opiates and preferably lie down the entire time. I took the crew out for a drive up Teide today and Jesus Christ, the pain was something else. Absolutely excruciating. My wheelchair is fine, it's the operator that's defective. | |||
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You are the absolute Don."• We need to 'do' alfresco on Savile Row. | |||
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KC² my love , the thinking man's crumpet, in the thinking man's outfit.
How is Tenerife? Sorry, Tenner-grief!
How about we cryogenically freeze you until they find a fix for your wheelchair?
Tenerife is lovely, I just wish I didn't need to pop opiates and preferably lie down the entire time. I took the crew out for a drive up Teide today and Jesus Christ, the pain was something else. Absolutely excruciating.
My wheelchair is fine, it's the operator that's defective. "• The operator? Ah, Mr KC. Once a smooth operator and now a defective operator. Poor chap. | |||
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. What a pain! Literally and figuratively.
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Do you realise they won't let you into Claridges wearing that outfit?
We, in the Nøcturnal snug bar, will accept you wholeheartedly!
I do now, a nice gentleman kindly showed me out with a warning never to darken their door again
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You mean on Fab there is another Gentleman??
I thought I was Juan Of A Kind.
That you are!"• You always retort with the sweetest of things. | |||
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KC² my love , the thinking man's crumpet, in the thinking man's outfit.
How is Tenerife? Sorry, Tenner-grief!
How about we cryogenically freeze you until they find a fix for your wheelchair?
Tenerife is lovely, I just wish I didn't need to pop opiates and preferably lie down the entire time. I took the crew out for a drive up Teide today and Jesus Christ, the pain was something else. Absolutely excruciating.
My wheelchair is fine, it's the operator that's defective.
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Let’s not make him choose "Not meant to be THAT kind of choice | |||
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I thought I was Juan Of A Kind.
You are the absolute Don.
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Let’s not make him choose "I will take notes, naturally, allowing you two to be hands-free. | |||
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Let’s not make him choose
I will take notes, naturally, allowing you two to be hands-free."Taking notes? Use your dick-taphone | |||
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Let’s not make him choose
I will take notes, naturally, allowing you two to be hands-free.
Taking notes?
Use your dick-taphone "Oh. Dear. Lord. You are better than that, Misty. | |||
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Let’s not make him choose
I will take notes, naturally, allowing you two to be hands-free.
Taking notes?
Use your dick-taphone "• Hahaha! | |||
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Let’s not make him choose
I will take notes, naturally, allowing you two to be hands-free.
Taking notes?
Use your dick-taphone
Oh. Dear. Lord.
You are better than that, Misty. "I’m really not | |||
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
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I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!! "Sorry. My distractions are only available in 6-hour blocks. | |||
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!!
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Is this your f¹rst time on the Nocturnal Thread? Welcome! "Not my first time, but I’m hardly what you could call a regular. | |||
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!! "It was a totally innocent distraction .•°°°
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!! "• Pierre Smirnoff and Jim Beam will assist you on that. | |||
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Evening felicitations, Nóah Vàil!
Is this your f¹rst time on the Nocturnal Thread? Welcome!
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!!
Sorry. My distractions are only available in 6-hour blocks.
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!!
Sorry. My distractions are only available in 6-hour blocks.
Will I get fed in that time?
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!!
Sorry. My distractions are only available in 6-hour blocks.
Will I get fed in that time?
Oh, frequently.
Actual food!"Well, not to be too semantically-focused, but that rather depends on your definition of 'actual'... But, fine. We'll get room service to send up some caviar. | |||
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!!
Sorry. My distractions are only available in 6-hour blocks.
Will I get fed in that time?
Oh, frequently.
Actual food!
Well, not to be too semantically-focused, but that rather depends on your definition of 'actual'...
But, fine. We'll get room service to send up some caviar.
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PrinçessPuddle — You are tonight's ¹st poster! You win a "Caffé Nero™ " voucher, in silver leaf.
I'm easily distracted too.•°°
Good evening everyone.•*°°
I want a 2 hour distraction!!!
Sorry. My distractions are only available in 6-hour blocks.
Will I get fed in that time?
Oh, frequently.
Actual food!
Well, not to be too semantically-focused, but that rather depends on your definition of 'actual'...
But, fine. We'll get room service to send up some caviar.
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Room Cervix, more like!"Leave my cervix out of this!! | |||
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