FabSwingers.com forum: Seriously, how much weight

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Can you put on in a few days?

When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up.

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Have a big shit, that usually helps lower a dress size or two!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a big shit, that usually helps lower a dress size or two!

Already tried that.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know come January

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By *an4funMan
over a year ago

london

"Have a big shit, that usually helps lower a dress size or two!

Already tried that."

Have another one. Treat yourself it's Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "

I feel about 10lb heavier!

Im usually quite good with working out and eating healthy, I've been in a really can't be arsed mode though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you know come January

Wanna compare chubbiness?

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By *iPythonMan
over a year ago

In my pants

I’m eating like it’s Christmas and it’s not even Christmas yet! Plus I was fat already so this is a recipe for disaster…. Which I’d also eat given the chance

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By *m3232Man
over a year ago

maidenhead

When I go to vegas I can put in 5kg in 7days.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "

My dad used to do this every single year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll let you know come January

Wanna compare chubbiness?"

I can see myself with a chub on around you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah but how many of those sneaky 'athletic ' profiles will edit their profiles to wobbly?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier.

My dad used to do this every single year

I usually swim and walk so much that I stay the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Yeah but how many of those sneaky 'athletic ' profiles will edit their profiles to wobbly? "

Oh please can we get a "wobbly" body type?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier.

My dad used to do this every single year

I usually swim and walk so much that I stay the same "

I’m the same. Tbh I normally lose weight on holiday. It’s normally red hot so I don’t eat as much

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By *assy69Man
over a year ago

sussex and Wales

"Can you put on in a few days?

When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up. "

Will you be having cheese with that as well????

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier.

My dad used to do this every single year

I usually swim and walk so much that I stay the same

I’m the same. Tbh I normally lose weight on holiday. It’s normally red hot so I don’t eat as much

Oh I can eat in all temperatures

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."

3500 calories is easily done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you put on in a few days?

When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up.

Will you be having cheese with that as well????

Ooh cheese.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Can you put on in a few days?

When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up.

Will you be having cheese with that as well????

Hhhmmm… cheese and pâté

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "

Yep my sister went on a 10 day cruise and came back 10lb heavier xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."

That's quite easy to drink in alcohol and coffee I reckon

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.

3500 calories is easily done. "

I agree, they're sneaky little critters calories, they get everywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.

That's quite easy to drink in alcohol and coffee I reckon"

Yes gingerbread lattes are shocking!!

Bloody nice though.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Elasticated waists

Also handy at all you can eat restaurants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have put ob 4-5lbs following one night of booze and pizza

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Elasticated waists

Also handy at all you can eat restaurants "

Hoodies and joggers.

I'm going for the casual festive look this year.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i have put ob 4-5lbs following one night of booze and pizza"

Easily done!

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me

And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i rememeber correctly, you can put up to 5-7 pounds a week easily if you are not eating right, moving, drinking.

Normal weight flucuation is between 1-2 pounds unless you bulking up or trying to lose weight

Wine/pints are killers for sugar and pesty calories

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By *mightyMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

I can eat all the food & chocolate I like thank duck for fast metabolism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never really worry about it, just enjoy eating & drinking what I like but do make sure to exercising. Started on the mince pies mid Oct. and put on weight, just need to exercise more to make sure don't fall into obese category -& mindful of visceral body fat, also known as hidden fat.

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

WHEREVER I LAY MY HAT

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."

I can sink that in Pornstar Martinis before the sun sets. And that's before I start on the Kettle Chips, party food and prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me

And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,

We should also compare chubbiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could (usually) put on a full stone ever the 2weeks over Christmas.

I then used to lose it over a couple of months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight.

I can sink that in Pornstar Martinis before the sun sets. And that's before I start on the Kettle Chips, party food and prosecco

Easily done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i rememeber correctly, you can put up to 5-7 pounds a week easily if you are not eating right, moving, drinking.

Normal weight flucuation is between 1-2 pounds unless you bulking up or trying to lose weight

Wine/pints are killers for sugar and pesty calories "

Yeah I occasionally drink wine....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast. "

Thanks for making me hungry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can eat all the food & chocolate I like thank duck for fast metabolism "

Mines fucked off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast. "

Do you add a jam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If i rememeber correctly, you can put up to 5-7 pounds a week easily if you are not eating right, moving, drinking.

Normal weight flucuation is between 1-2 pounds unless you bulking up or trying to lose weight

Wine/pints are killers for sugar and pesty calories

Yeah I occasionally drink wine...."

Same, normally i have one glass... but this glass takes a whole bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could (usually) put on a full stone ever the 2weeks over Christmas.

I then used to lose it over a couple of months. "

I reckon I'm half way there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm pate on toast (drool)

Nope still no drool emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hide under oversized hoodies and jackets all winter. Enjoy all the food and drink

and worry about it after Christmas!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Up until this weekend is lost 1st 8lb

Put 2lb back on I'm not counting anything until new yr then I'll follow my program, and lose what I've put in before I ho to Portugal on the 11th.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hide under oversized hoodies and jackets all winter. Enjoy all the food and drink

and worry about it after Christmas!"

Thats a good plan.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me

And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,

We should also compare chubbiness. "
well right now my golf trousers are a perfect fit, last February i struggled to place a tee or marker on the ground, the arse of my pants were under serious pressure, lol

So im confident ill win this

Do we do before and after shots or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no. "

…..

try it. You might like it.

I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no.

…..

try it. You might like it.

I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice. "

No!!!!

There's some thing I don't need to try to know I won't like. This is one of them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me

And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,

We should also compare chubbiness. well right now my golf trousers are a perfect fit, last February i struggled to place a tee or marker on the ground, the arse of my pants were under serious pressure, lol

So im confident ill win this

Do we do before and after shots or what

I think we need before and after, from all angles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no.

…..

try it. You might like it.

I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice.

No!!!!

There's some thing I don't need to try to know I won't like. This is one of them. "

I used to like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just hide under oversized hoodies and jackets all winter. Enjoy all the food and drink

and worry about it after Christmas!"

This is my plan, not like anyone's seeing this naked body any time soon!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no.

…..

try it. You might like it.

I don’t mean just an Asda strawberry jam. But something like a cherry one. It’s nice.

No!!!!

There's some thing I don't need to try to know I won't like. This is one of them.

I used to like you. "

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Buy the end of January I'll be approx 3kg heavier than i am how,,between xmas and a foodies holiday ill be eating all around me

And I'll watch my tummy Tatt grow, fascinating,

So im confident ill win this

Do we do before and after shots or what

I think we need before and after, from all angles. "
im down with that, tum bum and thighs??

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

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"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no. "

I would sometimes add a red onion marmalade or chutney, but not jam. Is that what you mean?

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no.

I would sometimes add a red onion marmalade or chutney, but not jam. Is that what you mean?

Jam to Pate

surely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hide under oversized hoodies and jackets all winter. Enjoy all the food and drink

and worry about it after Christmas!"

This is the way!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Quite easily if you're sat on your bum eating crap.

I did it for months after my mum died and put on 3 stone.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Look at my blue dress pic and imagine you being that fat.

In fact, print it out and stick it on your fridge as a reminder to what eating paté while sitting on your arse does to you

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Just call it "bulking season" and then it's a fitness thing

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just call it "bulking season" and then it's a fitness thing

LvM"

I call it dirty bulking

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Just call it "bulking season" and then it's a fitness thing

LvM

I call it dirty bulking "

This guy gets it

LvM

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Not much, I've stayed the same weight for years

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I gained 10lb on my 2 week honeymoon. Couldn't fasten my trousers by the time we flew home!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax"

My ass cheeks slap each other as I lumber along

Mrs TMN x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've been comfort eating and drinking since Jay died. I'm not worrying about it until new year

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax

My ass cheeks slap each other as I lumber along

Mrs TMN x"

Slapppppp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax"

The more it wobbles.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

Yes!!

I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

Yes!!

I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair. "

If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont even go near the scales and just enjoy Christmas. Think about it in January

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

Yes!!

I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal

2? That would be lucky, it would have to be 4 meals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont even go near the scales and just enjoy Christmas. Think about it in January"

Scales? Do they even work during Christmas period?

I usually take batteries out of mine

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Eat beans and have a good shit.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax

The more it wobbles."
hmmm, now there is an image

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

Yes!!

I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal

Another reason men annoy me!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

Yes!!

I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal

Another reason men annoy me!!"

We are not that bad... most of the time

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble

That’s why I’ve got leggings on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax

The more it wobbles. hmmm, now there is an image"

Not a good one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble

That’s why I’ve got leggings on

Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers!

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

Yes!!

I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

If we were men, skip 2 meals and back to normal

Another reason men annoy me!!

We are not that bad... most of the time

I’m with ELF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat and will keep eating until I eventually look like the guy who died from gluttony in seven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Have you also grown in height? Your top now appears slightly too short ;-P

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble

That’s why I’ve got leggings on

Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers! "

I think mine are joggers…. Just too tight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble

That’s why I’ve got leggings on

Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers!

I think mine are joggers…. Just too tight

Been there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Have you also grown in height? Your top now appears slightly too short ;-P"

That seems to happen a lot.

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over a year ago

"When I can’t breathe in my jeans and scared to weigh myself!

I know I’ve gained a good 7lbs then!

Takes 3 days to gain it and 3 months to lose

I always use my jeans as a guide on how much weight I’ve put on

Love it when it all spills over the waistband

If they restrict my breathing when I’m sitting down I know we’re in a bit of trouble

That’s why I’ve got leggings on

Leggings show too much, I'm in joggers!

I think mine are joggers…. Just too tight

Even more depressing when I put the other half’s joggers on and they look like leggings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I eat and will keep eating until I eventually look like the guy who died from gluttony in seven"

It's good to have goals.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax

The more it wobbles. hmmm, now there is an image

Not a good one."
ill be the judge of that,, surely,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanting to rub it in but I've lost a shed load of weight and am struggling to get any back on.

On a plus side I now fit back in the jeans that used to fit me when I came back from the gulf war some twenty years ago when I was at my prime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even more depressing when I put the other half’s joggers on and they look like leggings

I can get in one leg of the other half's joggers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's good to have goals. "

Something that Harry Kane needs to be reminded about next time he takes a penalty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a pate is my question

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"It's good to have goals.

Something that Harry Kane needs to be reminded about next time he takes a penalty."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not wanting to rub it in but I've lost a shed load of weight and am struggling to get any back on"

Same! I'm way too skinny now, was nearly 16 stone.. now 4 yrs later 8 stones'9...

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By *uyForeLadiesMan
over a year ago

Grantham

I prefer my ladies built for comfort, not speed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair. "

Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!"

From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!

From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction."

Annoyingly I rarely get ill. I've not even had COVID yet FFS.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I'll let you know next week... Thinking of going up a dress size lol

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By *ellhungvweMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!

From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction.

Annoyingly I rarely get ill. I've not even had COVID yet FFS. "

Three weeks ago I would have said the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1lb bodyweight is roughly 3500 calories

500 extra calories a day and you’ll put on 1lb in a week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"1lb bodyweight is roughly 3500 calories

500 extra calories a day and you’ll put on 1lb in a week

I reckon I've been averaging 3500 a day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "

Bizarrely, I tend to lose weight on holiday because I'm very active, and I don't snack.

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over a year ago

"I know full well it'll take a good few months to lose it all, that's just not fair.

Tape worms, that's the way to lose weight!

From recent personal experience I can recommend a good two week bout of flu for a bit of weight reduction.

Annoyingly I rarely get ill. I've not even had COVID yet FFS. "

Well if you aren't swapping bodily fluids....

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By *amesBeelzebubMan
over a year ago

norwich

"Can you put on in a few days?

When I need to buy bigger hoodies that's not a good sign...

Just off to have some more pate on toast to cheer myself up. "

You are stunning

The more of you there is the better as far as I am concerned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely we all need to put on weight anyway…..it’s fucking winter and the extra skin provides warmth against the winter cold!!

So for me I’m aiming to consume 7000 calories a day and gain a stone in a week

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By *ewisbi76Man
over a year ago

west edinburgh

"Practical b1tch here.

An increase of at least 500 to 1000 calories each day will promote a one to two pound weight gain per week. It takes an extra 3500 calories to gain one pound of body weight."

a lot of the weight people speak about putting on in a short period will be water weight. every carb molecule stored by your body needs to be stored alongside 2 water molecules, so 2/3 of short term weight gain is water.

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh pâté on toast

Sod it, it’s Christmas! Diet starts in January!

Love pate on toast!

This has been my breakfast all December. Sometimes along with a full English breakfast.

Do you add a jam?

errrr no.

I would sometimes add a red onion marmalade or chutney, but not jam. Is that what you mean?

Jam to Pate

surely not"

Yes.

it’s like chutney to cheese.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I’ve been the same weight I am now since I was 18. Can’t put it on see, (is there a shrug emoji?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much "

I hugely disagree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll easily lose it. Try some sexercise in the new year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more weight you have the more slappable your ass is *fax

My ass cheeks slap each other as I lumber along

Mrs TMN x"

Think I need video footage. It’s for science

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You’ll easily lose it. Try some sexercise in the new year

No one is seeing this naked flabbiness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much "

I can put at least 2lb on in a day. Its so easily done.

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much

I hugely disagree. "

Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Swanage

"I've known people come back from a week's holiday about 10lb heavier. "
I've had 3 weeks so far lol

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over a year ago

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much

I hugely disagree.

Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge "

Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

My body’s bonkers, I usually drop a couple of pounds over Christmas and all inclusive holidays where you overindulge, makes no sense.

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much

I hugely disagree.

Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge

Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! "

Can’t see no rolls on you girl

, but yeah it’s all water retention hence feeling wobbly and watery haha

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By *ack 500Man
over a year ago

stafford

"My body’s bonkers, I usually drop a couple of pounds over Christmas and all inclusive holidays where you overindulge, makes no sense."

Christmas no but I agree with the holiday thing I eat like crazy and come back two pounds lighter but maybe it’s the sun burning more kcals ?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much

I hugely disagree.

Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge

Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! "

How old are your photos

You’re like a butchers pencil! Keep in those mince pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can’t put a pound of fat on in one day , body can only absorb so much

I hugely disagree.

Weight maybe but not fat , it’s all water retention , carbs soak up water like a sponge

Whatever it is it's extra rolls on my stomach! "

I’d like to roll on your stomach

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