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People you always see on Nude Beaches

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By *aked_magic OP   Man
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

1. No matter where in the world, any day, any time, there will be a creepy guy in a baby blue baseball hat. (I worry it's the same guy eveytime following me but hats another topic lol)

2. Skinny guy in ludicrously long AND baggy shorts, sat bolt upright on guard, aggressively glaring at anybody who so much as glances in the direction of his naked partner

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

3. Meerkats, those men who are constantly standing up looking around

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By *aked_magic OP   Man
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)


"3. Meerkats, those men who are constantly standing up looking around"

Yeah and there's always what I call the Mega Meerkat who has a pair of Binoculars!

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By *amantha TSWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

The middle aged guy fully dressed wandering the dunes...

The wealthy ones who arrive from their boat, moored just off the shore as they swim in

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"3. Meerkats, those men who are constantly standing up looking around

Yeah and there's always what I call the Mega Meerkat who has a pair of Binoculars!"

And the ones we call mega idiots who think we don't know they're taking photos when they casually hold their phone up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The middle aged guy fully dressed wandering the dunes...

The wealthy ones who arrive from their boat, moored just off the shore as they swim in"

Never seen the boat ones, now the other half do live!

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By *aked_magic OP   Man
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)


"The middle aged guy fully dressed wandering the dunes...

The wealthy ones who arrive from their boat, moored just off the shore as they swim in"

Oh my god yes wearing more clothes than would be normal apon any regular beach lol

Theres a guy here in Oz who parks his yacht off the nude beach then paddle boards on to the sand like he's making some grand entrance. Gets a lot of stick on the busy days but fair play to him I guess lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The guy with a gold chain around his neck thats so big it looks like it could moor a cruise ship

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

The guy with the semi looking for anything and I mean anything he can get

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent

The Crab…..that guy who is at the other end of the beech but crabs along until his cock is casting a shadow over your forehead.

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By *allguynowMan
over a year ago

durham

The overly friendly bloke who must come over and ask "is this the nudist beach and do you come here often?" As his eyes are popping out looking at my partners pussy lol.

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

the guy that keeps walking around, checking out everyone

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By *lint-EverhardMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

That woman with skin like shoe leather, tits like spaniels luggs and a perfectly shaved vaj. She looks like she's been in the sun every day for 100 yrs but she's probably about 40.

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By *aked_magic OP   Man
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)

I saw another stereotype on the nude beach today. The couple/group who are aghast at the idea of a nude beach. So appalled are they at the gall of people being naked on a beach, that they visit said nude beach and march up and down it fully dressed glaring at everybody. They sit in the middle of the beach fully dressed just to show those terrible nudist how defiant they are, like some sort of wild western pioneers staking first claim on tribal lands. I personally find them more offensive than the meerkats at times!

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

The man that shrieks when the cold waters of the wave splashes higher than his thighs then does a weird dance to unbeknown to science, to combat the cold back out of the sea.. oh, wait.. that was me

Err.. OK, to the other people giving that knowing look "you're a twat" to the first guy described above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hands behind the back strollers. All look the same, all wondering 'looking for shells' and finding clams haha

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By *allguynowMan
over a year ago

durham

The naked man who follows the naked couple down to the sea.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Naked people funnily enough

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By *ixa60Man
over a year ago

Very near

Gingers

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Lanson


"the guy that keeps walking around, checking out everyone"

Yes there's always one of them who keeps walking up and down, up and down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of people who should have kept more clothes on.

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By *igharryMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just went to our first nudist beach with my partner last summer. This is a very interesting read lol

Will have to keep my eye out for these characters next summer lol

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By *aked_magic OP   Man
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)


"Just went to our first nudist beach with my partner last summer. This is a very interesting read lol

Will have to keep my eye out for these characters next summer lol"

Weirdly it's the same characters world over mate

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester

All men have really large cocks…standing with legs wide apart, hands on hips…making me feel small! Wait, what? Mine is small?? Ffs

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Men perving! Can't say the real name for them here! Was bought up a naturist as a child we used to holiday at naturist places plus we would go local to Fairlight beach and sandwich bay! They were allways there! X

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By *helroyCouple
over a year ago

Skegness

we come a cross all of the above at some time over the years

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Is it me, have you seen me, if so don't tell a soul

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

The peacock.

He's in his early 40's, bleached blonde hair reminiscent of George Michael in his heyday, wearing leather lace bangles and necklaces and a mood ring, sporting a flawless tan straight from the sunbed.......and crocs.

He'll find the spot with the most couples, set his bag (one of those Mexican style, woven ones) and towel down in the sand and then stand, one leg further forward than the other, hand on one hip and the other above his eyes to shield them from the sun whilst he looks up and down the beach appearing to look for something/someone, but in reality sending out a 'look at me and my huge wang' vibe. It's not really the big but he's back from a fresh wax as he knows that makes it look at least an inch longer.

Once he's done the whole 'sailor looking for land' routine for a few minutes he'll pick up his stuff and move 10 yards down the beach. Then he'll repeat the process ad infinitum, til the sun goes in or it starts raining.

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester


"The peacock.

He's in his early 40's, bleached blonde hair reminiscent of George Michael in his heyday, wearing leather lace bangles and necklaces and a mood ring, sporting a flawless tan straight from the sunbed.......and crocs.

He'll find the spot with the most couples, set his bag (one of those Mexican style, woven ones) and towel down in the sand and then stand, one leg further forward than the other, hand on one hip and the other above his eyes to shield them from the sun whilst he looks up and down the beach appearing to look for something/someone, but in reality sending out a 'look at me and my huge wang' vibe. It's not really the big but he's back from a fresh wax as he knows that makes it look at least an inch longer.

Once he's done the whole 'sailor looking for land' routine for a few minutes he'll pick up his stuff and move 10 yards down the beach. Then he'll repeat the process ad infinitum, til the sun goes in or it starts raining.

A"

You were at PDI then? Lol

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By *igDave8Man
over a year ago

Tonbridge


"All men have really large cocks…standing with legs wide apart, hands on hips…making me feel small! Wait, what? Mine is small?? Ffs "

I do this lmao!

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By *im RoyleCouple
over a year ago

chester


"All men have really large cocks…standing with legs wide apart, hands on hips…making me feel small! Wait, what? Mine is small?? Ffs

I do this lmao! "

Lol

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

The one with the big cock

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

chichester

the guy that always walks back and forth and eventually asks if you want help with sun cream .. while his dick is usually dribbling

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"the guy that always walks back and forth and eventually asks if you want help with sun cream .. while his dick is usually dribbling "

Please don’t name and shame me in the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The trainers, cap and rucksack guy. He is going to get some weird tan lines on his many naked strolls up and down the beach.

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By *aked_magic OP   Man
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (UAE)


"The trainers, cap and rucksack guy. He is going to get some weird tan lines on his many naked strolls up and down the beach. "

Here in Oz I have a theory that trainers cap & rucksack guy (fully dressed mind, jeans and long sleeved top depsite it being 30degrees) is a dealer. That, or, he's logged into Grindr/Tinder and he's making the 3km hike up and down the nude beach on his phone hoping that somebody notices him and thinks "oh yeah that's the guy for me!"

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By *park19Man
over a year ago

Wexford

but honestly, dont you want them to be watched? i think you complain is more about a look of this people or too many which is making you feel outside your comfort? Or if merkants will be only couples that will make a differenece, im not to defent merkants, but they also have their right to be, there any other wild areas where you can go, i dont want to be rude i just want to find a cause why some couples dotn lke a merkants, and in my experience its realy case by case

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