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"Cor it's busy tonight. Hello every one" • Hello NC³ - good evening. Are you well? | |||
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"Cor it's busy tonight. Hello every one • Hello NC³ - good evening. Are you well?" Thank you, yes we are and hope you are too. | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!?" • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! | |||
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"It's almost the Mïdnïght Høur my flowers..." Your not leaving us are you King Nero ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() Good evening Mixed Devil ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() Well… what an offer ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!" • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() • Good evening Mixed ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Now you’re just taking the Michael… can you imagine my little legs on a Penny farthing ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile. Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas. | |||
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"Good morning Nero and all. I can remember driving from where I live at a much younger age until now. Younger age M4 opened . Easy drive to London( Mainly Hammersmith Odeon ) Seeing open fields on route. Now some fields , but houses etc. So now where I live is nearly part of an extended London ![]() • I live not far from M4/J1, near the Royal Botanic Gardens in Kew and the River Thames. | |||
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"Hi everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • No, but I can imagine your peachy derrière on the postage stamp-sized leather saddle. ![]() | |||
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"Howdy y'all " • Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() And my legs all dangly… you may have to support me darling ![]() | |||
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"Howdy y'all • Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. ![]() I've been around, checked in with ash the other day, life gets in the way sometimes ![]() | |||
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"Howdy y'all • Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. ![]() ![]() Oh no Nero. The cowboy has been here… hey cowboy! ![]() | |||
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"Howdy y'all • Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. ![]() ![]() ![]() tips my hat howdy little lady ![]() | |||
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"Good morning Nero and all. I can remember driving from where I live at a much younger age until now. Younger age M4 opened . Easy drive to London( Mainly Hammersmith Odeon ) Seeing open fields on route. Now some fields , but houses etc. So now where I live is nearly part of an extended London ![]() I as said further out. J11. The fields have gone now ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() ° Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list. | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() Are you sure that’s all you’ve cricked darling? ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape? | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() ![]() That depends on who might be willing to massage any other...cricked...parts. | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() May I request an abundance of delicious French white wine please? My time with the new world is over ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() • I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'. | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() Evening gorgeous x | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() ![]() • You're our resident new world symphony.xx | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() On a scale of 0 to 10 how tempted are you? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() I like what you did there using the emoji to represent my name ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() ![]() Oh a ‘massage’…. I’m good at those ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Have you been to Birmingham lately? There's an artisan hot chocolate parlour. We can discuss it there.... ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() ![]() Oh Nero darling. What a lovely thing to say ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc? | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Well tonight my darling I am already dreaming of lots of naughty things… but my ‘scale’ generally doesn’t go below an 8 ![]() | |||
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" You're our resident new world symphony.xx" Phwoar, Jack! | |||
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"Back when I drank, I liked the German white wines from the mosselle river valley, a taste of crisp green apples" They were very underrated. An excellent choice cowboy ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() • Forest fruits! I think we already have our resident sommelier! | |||
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"Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism." Is this the kind of thing you learnt at school Nero? ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Maybe i’ll make an appearance in your dream tonight ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS. Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS. Ash's singleton profile is still extant. | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() If you do beautiful be gentle… I need my beauty sleep ![]() | |||
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"Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism. Is this the kind of thing you learnt at school Nero? ![]() • I attended Bryanston Boarding in Dorset. | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I haven't but I do like hot chocolate.....when shall I meet you there... some time next year, February? ![]() | |||
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" I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() They did say they were going to take a complete break. I hope they get some relax time ![]() | |||
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"Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism. Is this the kind of thing you learnt at school Nero? ![]() ^^ oooh! Get you ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries. | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Again apologies to Ash for saying profile gone. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can’t promise you that. Gentle is not in my nature… ![]() | |||
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" I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Spoken like a true friend! ![]() | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() I honestly think forest fruits belong in muesli anyway ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges." This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too. | |||
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" I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course. Everyone needs ‘me time’ sometimes. It’s just how life should be ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • February? That's somewhat random, oh Püddlës. I'm sure I can schedule you in... somehow. | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() ![]() • Muesli? I always imagine muesli being the sweepings of the bottom of a budgie's cage! ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges. This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too." • There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. ![]() | |||
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" You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries. I honestly think forest fruits belong in muesli anyway ![]() ![]() Ha ha ha…. Along with ‘forest fruits’ ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() And it was ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges. This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too. • There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. ![]() I shall look forward to that more profoundly than you imagine. Thank you. | |||
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"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°° ![]() ![]() ![]() Goodnight, and may your eider down cradle your dreams. | |||
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"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°° ![]() ![]() ![]() bah humbug but goodnight | |||
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"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°° ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh is that how many it is? I’m a bit lost this week. And sleep well Princess. Sweet dreams xx | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ° As long as you know what "Claridges Churchill Suite" means then that's all that matters. ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges. This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too. • There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. ![]() May I be one of the special guests? ![]() | |||
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"I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way." Self-conscious implies to me some post-modernist tricks, such as directly addressing the reader or deliberate use of clichéd phrases with a knowing wink. Breezily, I suppose, means doing such things lightly and without apology. | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm beginning to understand what it means ![]() | |||
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"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work. Tootle pip one and all x " Hello and goodbye, dear Sprockett. | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’ ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges. This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too. • There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. ![]() ![]() I would love that, pleaseandthankyou. | |||
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"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work. Tootle pip one and all x " Hi and bye! But always good to see you Sprockett ![]() | |||
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"I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way. Self-conscious implies to me some post-modernist tricks, such as directly addressing the reader or deliberate use of clichéd phrases with a knowing wink. Breezily, I suppose, means doing such things lightly and without apology." Thank you. I've read the first page and I think I'll enjoy it but probably in an entirely leaden and unaware way ![]() | |||
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"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°° ![]() ![]() ![]() • Good night Püddlës! Thank you for your visit. ![]() | |||
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"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work. Tootle pip one and all x " • This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past. ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges. This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too. • There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. ![]() ![]() Well then it will have to happen… the port however is all for Nero and yourself ![]() | |||
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"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges. This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too. • There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. ![]() ![]() • It's Élèphantis' call. He's carrying the bar tab. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ![]() Ha! If I'd read that before bringing the book home I'd probably have left it. Luckily I didn't because so far I've enjoyed the first page. Our protagonist is hit a glancing blow by a London bus | |||
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" Thank you. I've read the first page and I think I'll enjoy it but probably in an entirely leaden and unaware way ![]() If you are indeed a soft, heavy metal, gold is more obviously appropriate. ![]() | |||
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" Thank you. I've read the first page and I think I'll enjoy it but probably in an entirely leaden and unaware way ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh… so not too happy the little trees…. Ah well. Deaths and stuff can still be happy in books so I hope it reads well ![]() | |||
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" I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All I will say from messages to me . That ‘me time ‘ was not reason for profile to disappear. ( Lorna) . Informed to contact using couples profile and then that suddenly went also. ? ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He's still alive, he's managed to sit up. I hope he doesn't die because there are a lot of pages to go ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh my… this book sounds perfect! Let me know how it goes. Could be quite the page turner ![]() | |||
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"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is 'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.' What in earth does that mean!? • It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt! • That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() I accepted the card gracefully then launched into nervous talking and laughing like the mature, poised adult that I am ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() • The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents. That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London. ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Her!? HER! ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Perfect response… you did exactly as any of us would do. It sounds like a perfect save to me and that’s all that can happen in that situation ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute ![]() | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days." On beautiful hand made paper no doubt? ![]() | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days." We're full on Rudolph with glitter in this neck of the woods. It's not Christmas until you've found glitter in your bra | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() He'll only enjoy it | |||
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" • The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents. That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London. ![]() ![]() ![]() The little bugger ![]() | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days. On beautiful hand made paper no doubt? ![]() Is there another kind? I must to bed. Goodnight, you wondrous people. | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days. On beautiful hand made paper no doubt? ![]() Sleep well beautiful xx | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days." ° We just visit the almshouses and recycle the Dickensian smog to send each other smoke signals of well wishes. | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days. ° We just visit the almshouses and recycle the Dickensian smog to send each other smoke signals of well wishes. " And drink mothers ruin? With a tangerine in a sock…. Sounds idyllic ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() • Haha!! That just made me laugh out loud! | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I knew it would… because I couldn’t slap an arse if I wanted to ![]() | |||
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"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days. On beautiful hand made paper no doubt? ![]() ° Good night Thesp'...! | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ° You'd need a step ladder?? | |||
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"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor. I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh darling… I would need a brain transplant. To be slapped on the arse = good; to slap someone else’s arse = computer says no ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Hello late nighters hope all is well just the usual pop in wish everyone well whilst I'm at work only 4 hours to go " Hope those 4 hours go quickly! Merry Christmas ![]() | |||
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"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work. Tootle pip one and all x • This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past. ![]() Scorned? Hell hath no fury and all that? Nah, I'm a pussycat. Is there a cat emoji? I think not, we've got ferret and dog. | |||
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"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work. Tootle pip one and all x • This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past. ![]() • ![]() | |||
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"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work. Tootle pip one and all x • This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past. ![]() ![]() Crap, how did I not know that ? Thanks Nerò. | |||
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"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck. Such class. ![]() And there I was, asleep ![]() | |||
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