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Monday's Late Late Nocturnal Thread©™. EXTRA TIME!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

— Part II —

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"London calling to the faraway Fab towns, Nocturnal is here so all gather 'round.

London calling to the Swing underworld, Come out from the shadows you Fab boys and girls!

Good evening Lådies, Géntlemen, Bìnaries, Whatevëries and Inçlusivitíes, and welcome to the -Monday Nocturnal Thread©™-

Why not stop by on this twilight neutral ground and say Hello. Tell us what you've been up to or join us for some frivolous chat until midnight and beyond...

Newbies, Veterans, Lurkers, Stalwarts and Insomniacs are all very welcome. So join the midnight fellowship with alacrity.

Don't be shy — come and say Hi.

— Part II —"

First

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

.•*°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Swéétchërry is F¹rst!!!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


".•*°°"

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Cor it's busy tonight. Hello every one

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Cor it's busy tonight. Hello every one"

Hello NC³ - good evening. Are you well?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi everyone

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cor it's busy tonight. Hello every one

Hello NC³ - good evening. Are you well?"

Thank you, yes we are and hope you are too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone "

Long time no see

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everyone "

The bird has returned, despite her clipped wings.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Hi everyone "

Hello

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone

Long time no see "

I know right… I’m like a bad Penny… all dirty and stuff

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone

The bird has returned, despite her clipped wings. "

Oh darling… I fly high despite them

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

It's almost the Mïdnïght Høur my flowers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone

The bird has returned, despite her clipped wings. "

You'll never clip her wings, she's a few bird x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone

Hello "

Hi lovely. How’s your evening?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?"

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's almost the Mïdnïght Høur my flowers..."

Your not leaving us are you King Nero

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join "

Good evening Mixed Devil

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join "

Well… what an offer

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you. "

No.... tell me more.•*°°

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!"

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everyone

Long time no see

I know right… I’m like a bad Penny… all dirty and stuff "

She's a Penny Farthing.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join "

Good evening Mixed

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Good morning Nero and all. I can remember driving from where I live at a much younger age until now. Younger age M4 opened . Easy drive to London( Mainly Hammersmith Odeon ) Seeing open fields on route. Now some fields , but houses etc. So now where I live is nearly part of an extended London

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone

Long time no see

I know right… I’m like a bad Penny… all dirty and stuff

She's a Penny Farthing. "

Now you’re just taking the Michael… can you imagine my little legs on a Penny farthing

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°"

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Good morning Nero and all. I can remember driving from where I live at a much younger age until now. Younger age M4 opened . Easy drive to London( Mainly Hammersmith Odeon ) Seeing open fields on route. Now some fields , but houses etc. So now where I live is nearly part of an extended London "

I live not far from M4/J1, near the Royal Botanic Gardens in Kew and the River Thames.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Howdy y'all

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Hi everyone

Long time no see

I know right… I’m like a bad Penny… all dirty and stuff

She's a Penny Farthing.

Now you’re just taking the Michael… can you imagine my little legs on a Penny farthing "

No, but I can imagine your peachy derrière on the postage stamp-sized leather saddle.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Howdy y'all "

Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone

Long time no see

I know right… I’m like a bad Penny… all dirty and stuff

She's a Penny Farthing.

Now you’re just taking the Michael… can you imagine my little legs on a Penny farthing

No, but I can imagine your peachy derrière on the postage stamp-sized leather saddle. "

And my legs all dangly… you may have to support me darling

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. "

I've been around, checked in with ash the other day, life gets in the way sometimes

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Howdy y'all

Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. I've been around, checked in with ash the other day, life gets in the way sometimes "

Oh no Nero. The cowboy has been here… hey cowboy!

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas."

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"Howdy y'all

Good gracious! •_ildbillkid•! Where on earth have you been??! Haven't seen you for months. Not since Jim 'left'. I've been around, checked in with ash the other day, life gets in the way sometimes

Oh no Nero. The cowboy has been here… hey cowboy! "

tips my hat howdy little lady

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Good morning Nero and all. I can remember driving from where I live at a much younger age until now. Younger age M4 opened . Easy drive to London( Mainly Hammersmith Odeon ) Seeing open fields on route. Now some fields , but houses etc. So now where I live is nearly part of an extended London

I live not far from M4/J1, near the Royal Botanic Gardens in Kew and the River Thames."

I as said further out. J11. The fields have gone now

Plus to the the east to me also . My new next door neighbours are from London, moved here as easy access to London , houses cheaper.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class. "

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class. "

Are you sure that’s all you’ve cricked darling?

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°"

Do you promise to promise?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list."

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?"

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

Are you sure that’s all you’ve cricked darling? "

That depends on who might be willing to massage any other...cricked...parts.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list."

May I request an abundance of delicious French white wine please? My time with the new world is over

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?"

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'.

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Good evening Mixed Devil "

Evening gorgeous x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Back when I drank, I liked the German white wines from the mosselle river valley, a taste of crisp green apples

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

May I request an abundance of delicious French white wine please? My time with the new world is over "

You're our resident new world symphony.xx

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Well… what an offer "

On a scale of 0 to 10 how tempted are you?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Good evening Mixed "

I like what you did there using the emoji to represent my name

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

Are you sure that’s all you’ve cricked darling?

That depends on who might be willing to massage any other...cricked...parts."

Oh a ‘massage’….

I’m good at those

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°"

Have you been to Birmingham lately? There's an artisan hot chocolate parlour. We can discuss it there....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

May I request an abundance of delicious French white wine please? My time with the new world is over

You're our resident new world symphony.xx"

Oh Nero darling. What a lovely thing to say

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'."

Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Well… what an offer

On a scale of 0 to 10 how tempted are you? "

Well tonight my darling I am already dreaming of lots of naughty things… but my ‘scale’ generally doesn’t go below an 8

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

You're our resident new world symphony.xx"

Phwoar, Jack!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Back when I drank, I liked the German white wines from the mosselle river valley, a taste of crisp green apples"

They were very underrated. An excellent choice cowboy

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°"

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'.

Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc?"

Forest fruits! I think we already have our resident sommelier!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism."

Is this the kind of thing you learnt at school Nero?

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Well… what an offer

On a scale of 0 to 10 how tempted are you?

Well tonight my darling I am already dreaming of lots of naughty things… but my ‘scale’ generally doesn’t go below an 8 "

Maybe i’ll make an appearance in your dream tonight

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone "

Apologies to Ash . He is still here . Not sure why my search , did not show or in threads I have posted . Now showing Ash still on Fab

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone "

Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS.

Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS.

Ash's singleton profile is still extant.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Well… what an offer

On a scale of 0 to 10 how tempted are you?

Well tonight my darling I am already dreaming of lots of naughty things… but my ‘scale’ generally doesn’t go below an 8

Maybe i’ll make an appearance in your dream tonight "

If you do beautiful be gentle… I need my beauty sleep

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism.

Is this the kind of thing you learnt at school Nero? "

I attended Bryanston Boarding in Dorset.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Have you been to Birmingham lately? There's an artisan hot chocolate parlour. We can discuss it there.... "

I haven't but I do like hot chocolate.....when shall I meet you there... some time next year, February?.•°°

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone

Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS.

Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS.

Ash's singleton profile is still extant."

They did say they were going to take a complete break. I hope they get some relax time

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Élèphantis + LíttlèBírd ÷ massage = Hedonism.

Is this the kind of thing you learnt at school Nero?

I attended Bryanston Boarding in Dorset."

^^ oooh! Get you

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden

I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'.

Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc?

Forest fruits! I think we already have our resident sommelier!"

You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries.

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone

Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS.

Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS.

Ash's singleton profile is still extant."

Again apologies to Ash for saying profile gone. . Hopefully somehow the reason for their single and couple profiles can be resolved

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville


"Hi everyone. I’ll be bashing my todger throughout the early morn. Feel free to join

Well… what an offer

On a scale of 0 to 10 how tempted are you?

Well tonight my darling I am already dreaming of lots of naughty things… but my ‘scale’ generally doesn’t go below an 8

Maybe i’ll make an appearance in your dream tonight

If you do beautiful be gentle… I need my beauty sleep "

I can’t promise you that. Gentle is not in my nature…

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone

Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS.

Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS.

Ash's singleton profile is still extant.

They did say they were going to take a complete break. I hope they get some relax time "

Spoken like a true friend!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'.

Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc?

Forest fruits! I think we already have our resident sommelier!

You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries."

I honestly think forest fruits belong in muesli anyway

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges."

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone

Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS.

Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS.

Ash's singleton profile is still extant.

They did say they were going to take a complete break. I hope they get some relax time

Spoken like a true friend! "

Of course. Everyone needs ‘me time’ sometimes. It’s just how life should be

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


".•*°°

Did you know....that I may have designs for you.

No.... tell me more.•*°°

Despite you being the only remaining permanent member of the Nocturnal Host team, other than Ash, you're still missed. Come out from your self imposed exile.

Thankfully LíttlèBírd and MístyPèaks are the perfect guest-wallas.

I will one day Nerö, I promise.•°°

Do you promise to promise?

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Have you been to Birmingham lately? There's an artisan hot chocolate parlour. We can discuss it there....

I haven't but I do like hot chocolate.....when shall I meet you there... some time next year, February?.•°°"

February? That's somewhat random, oh Püddlës. I'm sure I can schedule you in... somehow.

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=kPnNqBeH1LU&feature=share a little tune from Jerry Jeff "sangria wine"

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'.

Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc?

Forest fruits! I think we already have our resident sommelier!

You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries.

I honestly think forest fruits belong in muesli anyway "

Muesli? I always imagine muesli being the sweepings of the bottom of a budgie's cage!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too."

There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries.

I honestly think forest fruits belong in muesli anyway

Muesli? I always imagine muesli being the sweepings of the bottom of a budgie's cage! "

Ha ha ha…. Along with ‘forest fruits’

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular. "

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

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By *rincessPuddleDuckWoman
over a year ago

Nowhere

It's 5 days till Christmas.•°°

And I'm tired,... Good night everyone.•*°°

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too.

There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. "

I shall look forward to that more profoundly than you imagine. Thank you.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°°

And I'm tired,... Good night everyone.•*°°

"

Goodnight, and may your eider down cradle your dreams.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever


"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°°

And I'm tired,... Good night everyone.•*°°

"

bah humbug but goodnight

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°°

And I'm tired,... Good night everyone.•*°°

"

Oh is that how many it is? I’m a bit lost this week. And sleep well Princess. Sweet dreams xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way."

°

As long as you know what "Claridges Churchill Suite" means then that's all that matters.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too.

There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests. "

May I be one of the special guests?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way."

Self-conscious implies to me some post-modernist tricks, such as directly addressing the reader or deliberate use of clichéd phrases with a knowing wink. Breezily, I suppose, means doing such things lightly and without apology.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

°

As long as you know what "Claridges Churchill Suite" means then that's all that matters. "

I'm beginning to understand what it means

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x "

Hello and goodbye, dear Sprockett.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way."

I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too.

There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests.

May I be one of the special guests? "

I would love that, pleaseandthankyou.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x "

Hi and bye! But always good to see you Sprockett

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

Self-conscious implies to me some post-modernist tricks, such as directly addressing the reader or deliberate use of clichéd phrases with a knowing wink. Breezily, I suppose, means doing such things lightly and without apology."

Thank you. I've read the first page and I think I'll enjoy it but probably in an entirely leaden and unaware way .

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"It's 5 days till Christmas.•°°

And I'm tired,... Good night everyone.•*°°

"

Good night Püddlës! Thank you for your visit.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x "

This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too.

There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests.

May I be one of the special guests?

I would love that, pleaseandthankyou."

Well then it will have to happen… the port however is all for Nero and yourself

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I'm currently drinking a Niepoort. I am always faithfully attracted to the lesser-appreciated Port lodges.

This is wise indeed, yes. Great value in Niepoort, and in the undeclared vintages, too.

There's a glass of the finest undeclared with your name on it when you're next in ye olde London Towne...plus special guests.

May I be one of the special guests? "

It's Élèphantis' call. He's carrying the bar tab.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’

"

Ha! If I'd read that before bringing the book home I'd probably have left it. Luckily I didn't because so far I've enjoyed the first page. Our protagonist is hit a glancing blow by a London bus

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

Thank you. I've read the first page and I think I'll enjoy it but probably in an entirely leaden and unaware way . "

If you are indeed a soft, heavy metal, gold is more obviously appropriate.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

Thank you. I've read the first page and I think I'll enjoy it but probably in an entirely leaden and unaware way . If you are indeed a soft, heavy metal, gold is more obviously appropriate. "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’

Ha! If I'd read that before bringing the book home I'd probably have left it. Luckily I didn't because so far I've enjoyed the first page. Our protagonist is hit a glancing blow by a London bus"

Oh… so not too happy the little trees….

Ah well. Deaths and stuff can still be happy in books so I hope it reads well

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"

I pinky promise Nerö but only if you'll help me get back into the swing of things... pretty please .•*°°

Not sure if I am correct. But Ash has gone also, along with Lorna ? My mail from their profile gone

Yes, Lorna has gone UNLOS.

Ash and Lorna's couples profile has also gone UNLOS.

Ash's singleton profile is still extant.

They did say they were going to take a complete break. I hope they get some relax time

Spoken like a true friend!

Of course. Everyone needs ‘me time’ sometimes. It’s just how life should be "

All I will say from messages to me . That ‘me time ‘ was not reason for profile to disappear. ( Lorna) . Informed to contact using couples profile and then that suddenly went also. ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’

Ha! If I'd read that before bringing the book home I'd probably have left it. Luckily I didn't because so far I've enjoyed the first page. Our protagonist is hit a glancing blow by a London bus

Oh… so not too happy the little trees….

Ah well. Deaths and stuff can still be happy in books so I hope it reads well "

He's still alive, he's managed to sit up. I hope he doesn't die because there are a lot of pages to go

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’

Ha! If I'd read that before bringing the book home I'd probably have left it. Luckily I didn't because so far I've enjoyed the first page. Our protagonist is hit a glancing blow by a London bus

Oh… so not too happy the little trees….

Ah well. Deaths and stuff can still be happy in books so I hope it reads well

He's still alive, he's managed to sit up. I hope he doesn't die because there are a lot of pages to go "

Oh my… this book sounds perfect! Let me know how it goes. Could be quite the page turner

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I just read the blurb on the back of a novel I'm about to start. One comment from a critic is

'funny, intelligent and breezily self-conscious.'

What in earth does that mean!?

It means that you can still read. Bravo, oh SexPøt!

That was meant to be flirtatiously jocular.

And it was . I still have no idea what 'breezily self-conscious' means when it comes to a novel. I wonder if the world has passed me by while I was looking the other way.

I would say happy little trees… as Bob Ross would’ve said. It’s just ‘blurb speak’

Ha! If I'd read that before bringing the book home I'd probably have left it. Luckily I didn't because so far I've enjoyed the first page. Our protagonist is hit a glancing blow by a London bus

Oh… so not too happy the little trees….

Ah well. Deaths and stuff can still be happy in books so I hope it reads well

He's still alive, he's managed to sit up. I hope he doesn't die because there are a lot of pages to go

Oh my… this book sounds perfect! Let me know how it goes. Could be quite the page turner "

. You shall be the second to know if his fate.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else "

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly "

I accepted the card gracefully then launched into nervous talking and laughing like the mature, poised adult that I am

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly "

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London. "

Her!? HER!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

I accepted the card gracefully then launched into nervous talking and laughing like the mature, poised adult that I am "

Perfect response… you did exactly as any of us would do. It sounds like a perfect save to me and that’s all that can happen in that situation

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER! "

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days."

On beautiful hand made paper no doubt?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days."

We're full on Rudolph with glitter in this neck of the woods. It's not Christmas until you've found glitter in your bra

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER!

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute "

He'll only enjoy it

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER!

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute

He'll only enjoy it "

The little bugger

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days.

On beautiful hand made paper no doubt? "

Is there another kind?

I must to bed. Goodnight, you wondrous people.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days.

On beautiful hand made paper no doubt?

Is there another kind?

I must to bed. Goodnight, you wondrous people."

Sleep well beautiful xx

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days."

°

We just visit the almshouses and recycle the Dickensian smog to send each other smoke signals of well wishes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days.

°

We just visit the almshouses and recycle the Dickensian smog to send each other smoke signals of well wishes. "

And drink mothers ruin? With a tangerine in a sock….

Sounds idyllic

Definitely better than a Northern Christmas… although we do have bread sauce

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER!

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute "

Haha!! That just made me laugh out loud!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER!

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute

Haha!! That just made me laugh out loud! "

I knew it would… because I couldn’t slap an arse if I wanted to

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"We don't do Christmas cards in my corner of Oxfordshire. It's all about Victorian crinkle-edged correspondence cards, these days.

On beautiful hand made paper no doubt?

Is there another kind?

I must to bed. Goodnight, you wondrous people."

°

Good night Thesp'...!

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER!

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute

Haha!! That just made me laugh out loud!

I knew it would… because I couldn’t slap an arse if I wanted to "

°

You'd need a step ladder??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello late nighters hope all is well just the usual pop in wish everyone well whilst I'm at work only 4 hours to go

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Also, today I suffered the hideous embarrassment of being given a Christmas card when I didn't have one for the donor.

I couldn't use the old "I donate to charity" excuse either be because I'd just gleefully given a card to someone else

Oh no… that is entirely awkward. But I’m sure you handled it well. In this scenario it’s best to just bumble a little and then move on… quickly

The idiosyncrasies of those Hastings residents.

That's why I keep inviting 'her' to London.

Her!? HER!

I know! I’m going to slap his arse in a minute

Haha!! That just made me laugh out loud!

I knew it would… because I couldn’t slap an arse if I wanted to

°

You'd need a step ladder??"

Oh darling… I would need a brain transplant. To be slapped on the arse = good; to slap someone else’s arse = computer says no

But please don’t call Mrs NC “her”….

Otherwise I may have to bite your ankles

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello late nighters hope all is well just the usual pop in wish everyone well whilst I'm at work only 4 hours to go "

Hope those 4 hours go quickly! Merry Christmas

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x

This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past. "

Scorned?

Hell hath no fury and all that?

Nah, I'm a pussycat.

Is there a cat emoji? I think not, we've got ferret and dog.

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By *eroLondon OP   Man
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x

This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past.

Scorned?

Hell hath no fury and all that?

Nah, I'm a pussycat.

Is there a cat emoji? I think not, we've got ferret and dog. "

= Sprockett' (my pocket rocket).

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Just popping in, waving wildly. Now I'm back off to work.

Tootle pip one and all x

This is why I love the Nocturnal: all my paramours turn up like scorned lovers of Christmas past.

Scorned?

Hell hath no fury and all that?

Nah, I'm a pussycat.

Is there a cat emoji? I think not, we've got ferret and dog.

= Sprockett' (my pocket rocket)."

Crap, how did I not know that ?

Thanks Nerò.

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By *bostCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

Me. Can’t sleep at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I may have drifted into the arms of Morpheus and woken with a cricked neck.

Such class.

°

Orpheus in the underworld. Morpheus in the slumber world. Come sit next to me Thesp' and let's curate next year's Nocturnal wine list.

Oh, this is my kind of task! How shall we classify? Flavour profile, region, grape?

I think flavour profile because ultimately this will be the litmus test for the 'pepsi challenge'.

Perfect. Rich, oaky reds; rich, fruity reds; clean, forest-fruits reds; etc?

Forest fruits! I think we already have our resident sommelier!

You are too kind. A quicker flirt would have mentioned cherries."

And there I was, asleep

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