FabSwingers.com forum: Group cuddle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just wanna say I love you all. Even the vanilla bitches. You lot are the apples of my eyes and apart from dreamyboo I would shag you all. Every last one of you. Bah Humbug, especially you.

You're all so damn beautiful. Don't hate yourselves. Don't be scared. You're bloody great.

Oh I wouldn't shag you either yulehardly. Sloppy seconds and all. Cluedos an ick as well.

That's literally it though. The rest of you

Oh wait fuck I forgot about Rex Holes. Sorry dude it's just I need to consent and everytime I see that hole I get sleepy...

The rest though. The rest.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

How... sweet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you offering cuddles or sex? I'm confused.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you offering cuddles or sex? I'm confused. "

I mean I think I'm offering both to all aren't I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you offering cuddles or sex? I'm confused.

I mean I think I'm offering both to all aren't I?"

Can I just take the cuddles please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you offering cuddles or sex? I'm confused.

I mean I think I'm offering both to all aren't I?

Can I just take the cuddles please?"

Sure. This thread is about giving and receiving. You take what you need. I do give really good cuddles though. I'll only think about your body a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I’ve been virtually screwed! And I didn’t feel a thing!

Wow!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo go on then knickers dropped leave a load whare ever you like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooo go on then knickers dropped leave a load whare ever you like "

This is like the best John Lewis ad ever!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Thank you for making me cry when Christmas is less than a week away...........................

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Gotta love those vanilla biatches

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for making me cry when Christmas is less than a week away..........................."

Get those tears out of the way and you'll have one fine merry day on the big one itself. Your welcome (boops nose)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I’ve been virtually screwed! And I didn’t feel a thing!

Wow!!!"

How was it for you, Ted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"First time I’ve been virtually screwed! And I didn’t feel a thing!

Wow!!!

How was it for you, Ted?

Still going through the nirvana phase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suspiciously wholesome , what are you after

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Please put the sherry down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suspiciously wholesome , what are you after

I mean I would take you tied in my bed BUT besides that Mrs shiv I just wanted to spread some love to some of the wackiest, weirdest, sexiest people I have ever found myself in a forum with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please put the sherry down

Orange favoured G&T right now gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone stuck a finger up my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone stuck a finger up my bum

That wasn't a finger....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone stuck a finger up my bum

Feel free to leave the circle at any time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm greedy,I want cake,cuddles and all night sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspiciously wholesome , what are you after

I mean I would take you tied in my bed BUT besides that Mrs shiv I just wanted to spread some love to some of the wackiest, weirdest, sexiest people I have ever found myself in a forum with

That’s really….nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suspiciously wholesome , what are you after

I mean I would take you tied in my bed BUT besides that Mrs shiv I just wanted to spread some love to some of the wackiest, weirdest, sexiest people I have ever found myself in a forum with

That’s really….nice

Tied purely for cuddle purposes. Stop rubbing yourself on me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone stuck a finger up my bum

That wasn't a finger...."

How big is your tongue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna say I love you all. Even the vanilla bitches. You lot are the apples of my eyes and apart from dreamyboo I would shag you all. Every last one of you. Bah Humbug, especially you.

You're all so damn beautiful. Don't hate yourselves. Don't be scared. You're bloody great.

Oh I wouldn't shag you either yulehardly. Sloppy seconds and all. Cluedos an ick as well.

That's literally it though. The rest of you

Oh wait fuck I forgot about Rex Holes. Sorry dude it's just I need to consent and everytime I see that hole I get sleepy...

The rest though. The rest. "

Cor, didn't realise I needed this today, but I'm glad I saw it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suspiciously wholesome , what are you after

I mean I would take you tied in my bed BUT besides that Mrs shiv I just wanted to spread some love to some of the wackiest, weirdest, sexiest people I have ever found myself in a forum with

That’s really….nice

Tied purely for cuddle purposes. Stop rubbing yourself on me!"

It’s involuntary just hold still it’ll stop eventually.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Suspiciously wholesome , what are you after

I mean I would take you tied in my bed BUT besides that Mrs shiv I just wanted to spread some love to some of the wackiest, weirdest, sexiest people I have ever found myself in a forum with

That’s really….nice

Tied purely for cuddle purposes. Stop rubbing yourself on me!

It’s involuntary just hold still it’ll stop eventually. "

I can push back a little?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

You had a bump on the head mate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You had a bump on the head mate

I'll give you a bump with my head mate

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"You had a bump on the head mate

I'll give you a bump with my head mate

best offer in ages

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

Too much serotonin flowing in this thread for me to handle.

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Thank you for making me cry when Christmas is less than a week away...........................

Get those tears out of the way and you'll have one fine merry day on the big one itself. Your welcome (boops nose)"

Our friendship is now void.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll do a group hug. And I’m good for a man hug to.

But if a hot chic is next to me I do warn I may get a little handsie.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too much serotonin flowing in this thread for me to handle."

No no stay (gets rope)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thank you for making me cry when Christmas is less than a week away...........................

Get those tears out of the way and you'll have one fine merry day on the big one itself. Your welcome (boops nose)

Our friendship is now void.....

Someone doesn't understand the booping of the noses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww that is the most beautiful declaration I have read today....big cuddles back at ya!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww that is the most beautiful declaration I have read today....big cuddles back at ya!

I'm picking you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww that is the most beautiful declaration I have read today....big cuddles back at ya!

Yep. Getting handsie….

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

"Thank you for making me cry when Christmas is less than a week away...........................

Get those tears out of the way and you'll have one fine merry day on the big one itself. Your welcome (boops nose)

Our friendship is now void.....

Someone doesn't understand the booping of the noses!"

Go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brucey you’ve finally made me smile with a nice thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey you’ve finally made me smile with a nice thread

I've made you smile before you cheeky little liar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey you’ve finally made me smile with a nice thread

I've made you smile before you cheeky little liar!"

No you got it wrong it was wind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brucey you’ve finally made me smile with a nice thread

I've made you smile before you cheeky little liar!

No you got it wrong it was wind

I saw a little upside down frown!

Wonder how many boobs against my chest I'll feel at this rate...

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Awww you soppy sod

Tinder x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brucey you’ve finally made me smile with a nice thread

I've made you smile before you cheeky little liar!

No you got it wrong it was wind

I saw a little upside down frown!

Wonder how many boobs against my chest I'll feel at this rate..."

I’d imagine a few with this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww you soppy sod

Tinder x"

Ain't I the cutest?

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