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"Penis and vagina. I'm an equal opportunity sort of person. " I like that | |||
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"The lost Ark of the Covenant. I last saw it in a wooden crate in a big shed, but it seems to have vanished. " Don’t open the box | |||
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"The lost Ark of the Covenant. I last saw it in a wooden crate in a big shed, but it seems to have vanished. Don’t open the box " Don't worry, you're fine. My friend Pandora is coming round to do that for me. She says it's safer. I'm profoundly in love with Pandora. | |||
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"To get away from Brucey… please make him stop " I’ll protect you and I’ll protect myself if you know what I mean | |||
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"The lost Ark of the Covenant. I last saw it in a wooden crate in a big shed, but it seems to have vanished. Don’t open the box Don't worry, you're fine. My friend Pandora is coming round to do that for me. She says it's safer. I'm profoundly in love with Pandora. " Oh I opened THAT box once… was literally the best thing I’ve ever done | |||
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"To get away from Brucey… please make him stop I’ll protect you and I’ll protect myself if you know what I mean " Oh thank you… he’s getting right on my tits | |||
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"Penis and vagina. I'm an equal opportunity sort of person. " Same here. Although if anyone has this week's lottery numbers.....that would be lovely. A | |||
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"Penis and vagina. I'm an equal opportunity sort of person. " The world needs more of you, Melli | |||
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"Same as am looking away from fab with my day to day life,respect and mutual attraction. Just because this is a sex site ( ok swinging site), doesn't mean I shouldn't be respected and any attraction should be mutual ." | |||
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"Friend(s) with benefits." If I ever have to go to AQA headquarters again... | |||
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"Friend(s) with benefits." Oh go on then, if you insist! | |||
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"To get away from Brucey… please make him stop I’ll protect you and I’ll protect myself if you know what I mean Oh thank you… he’s getting right on my tits YOU WISH I WAS ON YOUR TITS" Oh yes… now you mention it | |||
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"Cake recipes " ...sod the recipes, just an offer of cake | |||
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"Friend(s) with benefits." This. We want to meet people we really get on with. If it's right then it can go in a sexual direction. | |||
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"Linda" Didn't Linda find you? | |||
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"Penis." I volunteer as tribute | |||
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"Penis and vagina. I'm an equal opportunity sort of person. " If I tuck it between my legs will that count as having both? | |||
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"A life long companion for platonic friendship only" With shagging?? Count me in …. | |||
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"A life long companion for platonic friendship only" You will have no shortage of interested parties I am sure. | |||
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"At present just light comedy from the forum, as we're on a break" You mean when you said you'd rim me while I Jack off all over your forehead that was a lie?! | |||
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"Sexy hot passionate sex with lots of kissing " Amen | |||
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"At present just light comedy from the forum, as we're on a break You mean when you said you'd rim me while I Jack off all over your forehead that was a lie?!" Jeez - she did that to you too?? She said she was going to glaze my face like a donut!! | |||
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"At present just light comedy from the forum, as we're on a break You mean when you said you'd rim me while I Jack off all over your forehead that was a lie?!" I would never lie to you. I just want to see what angle you're going to manage that in | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea " How about a cup of tea so good you orgasm?? | |||
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"At present just light comedy from the forum, as we're on a break You mean when you said you'd rim me while I Jack off all over your forehead that was a lie?! Jeez - she did that to you too?? She said she was going to glaze my face like a donut!! " I could make you resemble a sugared doughnut with my fanny dandruff if you like | |||
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"At present just light comedy from the forum, as we're on a break You mean when you said you'd rim me while I Jack off all over your forehead that was a lie?! I would never lie to you. I just want to see what angle you're going to manage that in " I sit on your face and it spurts into the air in slow mo and splats right between your eyes silly! | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea " I do both | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea How about a cup of tea so good you orgasm?? " Sold! | |||
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"At present just light comedy from the forum, as we're on a break You mean when you said you'd rim me while I Jack off all over your forehead that was a lie?! Jeez - she did that to you too?? She said she was going to glaze my face like a donut!! I could make you resemble a sugared doughnut with my fanny dandruff if you like " Someone in this conversation may have just cum… not saying who…. But fanny dandruff seems to be their achilles heel!! Have you tried foof & shoulders?? | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea I do both " But do you put the water in before the milk? | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea I do both But do you put the water in before the milk? " Yes because I'm not insane. And I put the D in before the orgasm | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea I do both But do you put the water in before the milk? Yes because I'm not insane. And I put the D in before the orgasm " Whose orgasm? Yours or the lady's? | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea I do both But do you put the water in before the milk? Yes because I'm not insane. And I put the D in before the orgasm Whose orgasm? Yours or the lady's?" Women have orgasms? | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea I do both But do you put the water in before the milk? Yes because I'm not insane. And I put the D in before the orgasm Whose orgasm? Yours or the lady's? Women have orgasms?" Clearly not with you they don't! | |||
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"Cake recipes ...sod the recipes, just an offer of cake " I would give you cake anytime | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea " uh, we accomplish both of those requirements. | |||
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"Orgasms Failing that I’ll settle for someone that makes a nice cup of tea I do both But do you put the water in before the milk? Yes because I'm not insane. And I put the D in before the orgasm Whose orgasm? Yours or the lady's? Women have orgasms? Clearly not with you they don't! " Because women give mixed messages - make me moan… so i walk mud across the clean carpet - then she goes ballistic and bang goes my shag!! You couldn’t write it !!! | |||
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"A tennis partner that is of a similar level or above to myself that is free on Tuesday afternoons. " Oh…erm…I don’t know how to break this to you, but I hate tennis. Used to hide in the toilets with my Walkman, during tennis lessons at school | |||
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"A tennis partner that is of a similar level or above to myself that is free on Tuesday afternoons. Oh…erm…I don’t know how to break this to you, but I hate tennis. Used to hide in the toilets with my Walkman, during tennis lessons at school " Tennis lessons at school?! Did someone go to private school... | |||
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"Some couples for myself Some couples for myself and a male friend Two males and me Female for myself and a male friend " respectfully offering my services, | |||
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"A tennis partner that is of a similar level or above to myself that is free on Tuesday afternoons. " Tennis is a great way to meet people, especially in Spain. I've just trotted up and ask if I could fit into doubles. Guys who play tennis well and who are good swimmers do it for me. Ladies too, red hot. Just got back from Fuertuventura and the ladies who surf, christ they are hot and not an ounce of makeup between them. | |||
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"A tennis partner that is of a similar level or above to myself that is free on Tuesday afternoons. Oh…erm…I don’t know how to break this to you, but I hate tennis. Used to hide in the toilets with my Walkman, during tennis lessons at school " But are you free on Tuesday afternoons? | |||
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"£2 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse.. Name the film.... " This is a brilliant film | |||
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"£2 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse.. Name the film.... " Police Academy 3 | |||
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"A tennis partner that is of a similar level or above to myself that is free on Tuesday afternoons. Oh…erm…I don’t know how to break this to you, but I hate tennis. Used to hide in the toilets with my Walkman, during tennis lessons at school But are you free on Tuesday afternoons? " Well that’s a different question | |||
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"2 be the meat in a big boob sandwich,, " I offer my crusts to you. | |||
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"£2 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse.. Name the film.... This is a brilliant film " Did spot it? | |||
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"£2 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse.. Name the film.... Police Academy 3 " Sadly, no..... | |||
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"COMMENT BELOW" Something I don't get at home, good sex. | |||
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"Dick that’s not attached to a dickhead " Yes please. Plenty on here to avoid | |||
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"A U2 song " I bet you still haven’t found it | |||
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"£2 10 a tit and a fiver for his arse.. Name the film.... " Withnail. Gorgeous film. | |||
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"Friends with benefits ideally but no-one is peaking my interest lately and when they do they turn bloody weird. " I know exactly where your coming from | |||
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"I am looking for nothing from fab really. It's shown me what it has. " And yet we have not even spoken. So many lives slipping in between the gaps. | |||
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"Decent guy who can hold a good conversation with a massive cock lol" Idk might be hard to have a conversation when I’m holding a rooster | |||
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"I am looking for nothing from fab really. It's shown me what it has. " 'If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' | |||
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"I am looking for nothing from fab really. It's shown me what it has. 'If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' " *closes legs | |||
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"Penis." Brilliant comment x | |||
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"I am looking for nothing from fab really. It's shown me what it has. 'If you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you.' *closes legs " Fab can really do that to you, even put a chastity belt on lol | |||
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"Something rare. Steak?" with a creamy sauce. | |||
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"Penis and vagina. I'm an equal opportunity sort of person. " Me too | |||
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