FabSwingers.com forum: How to have the most festive orgasm!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wanna try and have the most Christmassy orgasm ever.

Suggestions on how to make it from the classic grunting to myself looking in the mirror, to more festive please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grunt to yourself looking in the mirror with tinsel round your neck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How would you feel making love to a warm mince pie?

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By *handlerMonicaCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

As you cum, be sure to scream out ITTTTTSSSS CHRISTMASSSSSSSSS!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All great shouts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a candy cane up your bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it on the floor and decorate it like a snowman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a candy cane up your bum."

I can't reach and need assistance from an elf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stick a candy cane up your bum.

I can't reach and need assistance from an elf?"

So THAT’S how to get you on board with pegging, eh?!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Wank to the beat of Jingle Bells

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

country pub where everybody strips naked at midnight

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Stick a candy cane up your bum."

And wrap lametta around your hand.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Wank to the beat of Jingle Bells

Moving on to the 12 Days of Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grunt to yourself looking in the mirror with tinsel round your neck. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a Yule log like a fleshlite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lather yourself in brandy cream and have a wank over the Christmas pudding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stick a candy cane up your bum.

I can't reach and need assistance from an elf?

So THAT’S how to get you on board with pegging, eh?!"

I mean start little and who knows? Why do so many women want to fuck me in the ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring a bell whilst bending over asking someone to come down your chimney.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
over a year ago

My boudoir - S Wales

Say “yippee-Kai-yay mother fuckers” when you jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Say “yippee-Kai-yay mother fuckers” when you jizz"

So far, this is the one for the win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Say “yippee-Kai-yay mother fuckers” when you jizz"

Oh sorry I forgot to mention I do that in my usual wanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a fake beard and a hat on while saying "This Santa comes more than once a year"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a fake beard and a hat on while saying "This Santa comes more than once a year""

Would legit do this for an sexy elf.

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By *issMBWoman
over a year ago

North

Dip your nuts in a nice warm Camembert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread a bit of cranberry sauce on your pecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Spread a bit of cranberry sauce on your pecker"

To be fair for anyone that sucks dick I imagine that would be delightful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it under the mistletoe until you make a white Christmas

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Try sitting on your toes

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Try sitting on your toes

If he doesn’t quite get it right would they be Mistletoes?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Try sitting on your toes

If he doesn’t quite get it right would they be Mistletoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try dicks in blankets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try sitting on your toes

My toes are loose and free right now the TOErags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make a pocket pussy using scrub daddy and duck fat

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Try and have sex with someone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try and have sex with someone? "

Is that what Santa would do?! If not I'm not interested

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