FabSwingers.com forum: Hangover horn

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why is this a thing? And how do I sort my massive damn erection? It's bothering me.

Give me tips and discuss why it's a thing. DO IT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's horny, horny horny horny. So horny, horny horny horny and hungover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say I've ever had it.

I get hangover "leave me the fuck alone-ness".

Though from what I've heard, you need to place your desired hand (left or right is good) upon your penis and move it a bit. Should relieve the symptoms.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's horny, horny horny horny. So horny, horny horny horny and hungover."

You? No, me right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can't say I've ever had it.

I get hangover "leave me the fuck alone-ness".

Though from what I've heard, you need to place your desired hand (left or right is good) upon your penis and move it a bit. Should relieve the symptoms. "

Ah you're just the best sport!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a meet up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Put a meet up

You can just say if you're interested T...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a meet up

You can just say if you're interested T...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Apparently if you shove a pint glass up your ass and it breaks, completely kills the horn

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

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By *aulupforitMan
over a year ago

Corbridge

Go for a very cold shower for 15 minutes and sorted

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London"

Is that your street by any chance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My best friends husband felt the same last Sunday so we both sorted him out together because we are kind like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to suggest hangover horn is actually a longing for human touch, not necessarily sexual, because we feel delicate and need touch to make us feel better.

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By *moothshaftMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I had one yesterday morning after my Xmas work do.

Got some filthy porn up and came sooo strong. Thought it was never gonna stop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London"

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My best friends husband felt the same last Sunday so we both sorted him out together because we are kind like that

I hope you played your part!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never had it due to not drinking. I just get boring old morning horn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Why aren't you going?!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm going to suggest hangover horn is actually a longing for human touch, not necessarily sexual, because we feel delicate and need touch to make us feel better. "

He's definitely longing for human touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Why aren't you going?!"

Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Why aren't you going?!

Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort. "

I mean we can go on a Cardiff tour?

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Is that your street by any chance?

Its not. I'm outside Cardiff. There's plenty of 'ladies of the night' there. Not vampires

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Why aren't you going?!

Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort.

I mean we can go on a Cardiff tour?"

I'm not sure you'd like me as a tour guide, unless you like cat cafes and libraries

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Um, i don't think i'd better name the street, crowds will gather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why is this a thing? And how do I sort my massive damn erection? It's bothering me.

Give me tips and discuss why it's a thing. DO IT."

If it hasn’t gone down in 2 hours you best go to A&E

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Is that your street by any chance?

Its not. I'm outside Cardiff. There's plenty of 'ladies of the night' there. Not vampires

She's telling fibs, the Welsh ladies are always trying to suck me dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Um, i don't think i'd better name the street, crowds will gather

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Is that your street by any chance?

Its not. I'm outside Cardiff. There's plenty of 'ladies of the night' there. Not vampires

She's telling fibs, the Welsh ladies are always trying to suck me dry

Thats true, we have got a bit of a reputation

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There's a well known street in Cardiff where you'd get plenty of action...but dammit you're in London

Um, where's this? I'm not going to go BTW

Why aren't you going?!

Well, I'm far too comfortable drinking coffee under my blanket...its raining and dark outside too. Such an effort.

I mean we can go on a Cardiff tour?

I'm not sure you'd like me as a tour guide, unless you like cat cafes and libraries

I love CATS!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I don’t think it’s just the hangover horn

You’re just always horny - pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think it’s just the hangover horn

You’re just always horny - pmsl"

Women have a hold on my junk what can I say?!

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"I don’t think it’s just the hangover horn

You’re just always horny - pmsl

Women have a hold on my junk what can I say?!"

Well that’s the aim I’m sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t think it’s just the hangover horn

You’re just always horny - pmsl

Women have a hold on my junk what can I say?!

Well that’s the aim I’m sure

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband gets an enormous one but then ruins the moment by saying it's because he needs a wee not a fuck!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I've never had a hangover horn it's usually fuck off leave me along and have a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always get it, been suffering a terrible hangover today, and been horny and hard as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whenever I see statuses on here asking for someone to sort their hangover horn, I imagine their breath. Hungover people stink. It's just an extra punishment for us to be horny when we're looking, smelling and feeling our worst!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My husband gets an enormous one but then ruins the moment by saying it's because he needs a wee not a fuck!

He doesn’t know what he’s missing out on, you look amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god no I just want to eat and sleep wheb hungover.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh god no I just want to eat and sleep wheb hungover. "

Me too but it just sits alongside me like hey dude, where am I jizzing?

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

Bodmin

There's no such thing - if you've got the horn you can't be suffering from a "real" hangover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I’m normally really really bad with a hangover these days… but weirdly still horny! But nothing changes

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By *ave1976XXXMan
over a year ago

newmarket

I’m so horny when hungover

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

I can't that's my issue. Erections there but my boddddy, my bodddys telling me no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

Are you not in the mood to be fucked even if just lying back taking it hungover though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

I can't that's my issue. Erections there but my boddddy, my bodddys telling me no"

If it’s there Brucey then you should use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?

I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?

I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call.

Oh that foetal position curled up on the mat? I haven’t done that since my 20s but I do remember it well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?

I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call.

Oh that foetal position curled up on the mat? I haven’t done that since my 20s but I do remember it well

Why is it that the bathroom floor is the perfect temperature to sleep when your sloshed?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

Is that after talking to God on the big white telephone Woody?

I sleep near that phone, in case he returns my call.

Oh that foetal position curled up on the mat? I haven’t done that since my 20s but I do remember it well

Why is it that the bathroom floor is the perfect temperature to sleep when your sloshed?

It’s not that… it’s because laying completely flat stops the whole world spinning…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m one wrong move away from death when I have a hangover , how are people managing to have sex

Haha. So if I go out drinking Friday, I recover a week on Tuesday.

Takes me a good 2/3 days before I can even see properly to be honest

I’ve been known to cry the morning after. Around 36 hours I find religion and make impossible promises.

I don’t think I can even manage a cry

“If you make it stop now, I promise I’ll never do it again”

I’ve been there many times

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fresh as a daisy today! Been on a run and everything!

So who wants to fuck?

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