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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the quickest it's been for you between meeting someone and starting the kissing/fucking?

Ever just been the word hello?

Answers!

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

A few hours from first message to meet up on my single profile. It was my first Fab meet as well

LvM

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston

Depends....is the talk online or in person? We've had meets arranged on Fab where there's no talking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't even bother with the hello.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't even bother with the hello. "

That's the dream with you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 minute 15 seconds from meeting to penis insertion.. I know because I have it on tape.

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"Didn't even bother with the hello. "

Yep...greet with a kiss on the doostep, start undressing in the hallway...

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By *ischiefManaged69Couple
over a year ago

Preston


"1 minute 15 seconds from meeting to penis insertion.. I know because I have it on tape."

Oooohh us too, we like your style....!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"1 minute 15 seconds from meeting to penis insertion.. I know because I have it on tape."

Into your pussy? I mean, wasn't there any foreplay at all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

18 months.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approximately 3 seconds.

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By *omtom21100Man
over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester


"1 minute 15 seconds from meeting to penis insertion.. I know because I have it on tape."

Hmm… impressive

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

On the swinging scene sometimes straight away. In real life 5 minutes

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Excluding clubs, bang on an hour from matching on Tinder

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Ignore me, misread the question

Probably only a few minutes, I'm not sure. I'll bring a stopwatch next time

LvM

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Maybe 3 minutes. He arrived, we had introductions, then we invited him straight upstairs. I do remember him saying, maybe half an hour later "never met an hour ago, now I'm fucking her arse"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 3 seconds in club didn’t even real exange much more than a hello

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

An hour from chatting to peeling the lady's lingerie off

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Maybe 3 minutes. He arrived, we had introductions, then we invited him straight upstairs. I do remember him saying, maybe half an hour later "never met an hour ago, now I'm fucking her arse" "

Now that's what I call an excellent host

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spoke to a lady on here, she was part of a couple. Her fella was out. She invited me for a cuppa at hers. I knocked on the door, she opened it. I walked in, and we kissed. I took her dress off sat her on the stairs and licked her clit. We never said a word! Went back a few weeks later for fun with them both!

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"Maybe 3 minutes. He arrived, we had introductions, then we invited him straight upstairs. I do remember him saying, maybe half an hour later "never met an hour ago, now I'm fucking her arse" "

Note to self, need to best 3 minutes

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"What's the quickest it's been for you between meeting someone and starting the kissing/fucking?

Ever just been the word hello?

Answers!"

As soon as I was in and the front door was closed I had my hand in her pants and then onto the bedroom, so maybe 5 minutes from out first time meeting in person, to her laying on the bed getting fisted.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

About 2 hours from tagging him on an app to him walking into my kitchen and me on my knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Around 25 minutes after we had a coffee she was wanking me off in her car. Only when I finished I noticed there was people in the car next to us.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"About 2 hours from tagging him on an app to him walking into my kitchen and me on my knees. "

We didn't say anything. He walked in, went to my kitchen and started undoing his trousers. So, about 30 seconds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some 10/10 hosting here everyone! I usually try and kiss straight away just to set the mood right

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Some 10/10 hosting here everyone! I usually try and kiss straight away just to set the mood right "

It was months before he kissed me. We'd met up lots of times before we progressed to kissing .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees"

Winner

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees"

Interesting sight for the neighbours

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees"

He could have stuck it through the letterbox.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
over a year ago

Herts

Don't even think we spoke first with one of mine. She just got on her knees and unzipped me at her front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There wasn’t even a hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees"

This has also happened to me too. The taxi hadn’t even left the front of her house and she had taken everything off on her doorstep

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees

Interesting sight for the neighbours

LvM"

I'd have invited them to join us

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Many years ago when I lived dangerously I met a guy of the chat lines. I told him to open the door and I'd be bent over the stairs. He came in put a corner on and fucked me. After he had finished I turned round and said hello. That was the first time I'd seen his face

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees

Interesting sight for the neighbours

LvM

I'd have invited them to join us "

Sounds like beginning of a fantastic block party

LvM

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I was invited to a couple’s home in Southport, and when I knocked on their front door, was greeted by the wife in just her dressing gown who said “I’ve got a bone to pick with you”, at which point she kissed me full on the lips, and her hands were undoing my belt….. a couple of minutes later we were both naked on her marital bed before hubby joined us

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By *aidbacklover2021Man
over a year ago

perth

Lol this sounds like a speed challenge though I can admit to her opening the door and me pushing her against the wall in a passionate kiss then a full day of debauchery .

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat


"I misread the question too. I once didn't get the front door fully opened before I was on my knees

Interesting sight for the neighbours

LvM

I'd have invited them to join us

Sounds like beginning of a fantastic block party

LvM"

You should see my neighbours...it would be! Once had a Fab FB come to see me and he forgot which flat I lived in. He tried the lady beneath me before realising he was knocking at the wrong door (so to speak) and he nearly didn't make it up my stairs as she is hot! We did consider asking her to join us

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

About 1hr for my wife.

I arrange the meets on line.

They come over and wife gets to chat to them and then we fuck.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Get her involved HC! What's her details now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes there hasn't been a greeting as such, more of an acknowledgement of purpose.

When I first met Mr NBVN for a social we didn't even make it inside Costa before I was instructing him to follow me home.

Sometimes you can't wait, other times you want to have the wait and anticipation. It all depends on the scenario and dynamics between the participants.

NBVN x

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By *teve invernessMan
over a year ago

inverness

Had a meet with a girl arranged via an app she opened the door totally naked and had my boxers open and on her knees in seconds we then spent the next few hours in her bed. A year or so later she started working at my work we were both a little shocked to see each other again lol

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A couple of hours on fab

Less than 20 mins in a club

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By *hataliceinwanderlustWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

30 mins from meeting them to fucking, minutes at a party - I can act like a full blown girlfriend within seconds if I fancy a guy, so can seem like proper couple vibes to everyone

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By *hromosexualsCouple
over a year ago

Near Abercynon

Seconds rather than minutes, but we were playing together at a dogging site and had a spectator... so it was just a case of saying "you can come over here if you like". It's the only time dogging has ever "worked"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Few minutes with the Mr when we 1st met.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"30 mins from meeting them to fucking, minutes at a party - I can act like a full blown girlfriend within seconds if I fancy a guy, so can seem like proper couple vibes to everyone "

Definitely keen to hear how you go about doing this...if you feel like the cute gf so quickly, no shame in fucking soon after right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Few minutes with the Mr when we 1st met."

Reaaaaaaaalllly now? (Pulls up chair)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If we're talk an arranged meet then within a minute of me walking in the hotel room

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

After a few days of msg eash other, our first meet went like this,

I opened the front door, we both said hi, she stepped inside, and said im not here for a house tour, lead the way, then slapped my arse as we walked up the stairs, so im going to say,

less that 2 minutes.

And that became the normal Wednesday morning for about 6 months,,

Great times.

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By *entBarryUKMan
over a year ago

Ashford

I think we managed half our KFC before we were shagging on the car bonnet. So probably about 30 mins? We had been messaging and talking for months beforehand, so we knew each other pretty well.

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By *aptain OrgMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When I was in my mid-20s, I randomly struck up a conversation with what turned out to be a hotwife (had no idea what that was!). She was a curvy woman in her early 40s, beautifully dressed, very classy. We were back at her house, fucking on her king size bed with her husband watching within an hour from first hello. Still think about it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

End of night grabbed me and started snogging before taking me back to his flat

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By *DOG999TV/TS
over a year ago

ingoldmells

Had a few quick meets few TX love sex with unknown people

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

It was within seconds the door opened and I was pounced on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In club, immediate.

Here, few hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met a guy in a hotel for the first time, he left the door on latch, room was in darkness. I went into the bathroom, got undressed and made my way to the bedroom, neither said anything but with 10 seconds his tongue was in my pussy. About half an hour later we said hello.. so it was actually minus half an hour between doing the deed and saying hello!!

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Not from fab but another site, 1 hour for first message to her walking into my hotel room and dropping to her knees

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

Shame the women of fab don’t seem quite so keen

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By *hyguy469Man
over a year ago

BROMSGROVE

First ever fab meet with a beaut at the Belfry Hotel. She was already in the room and let me in. Kissing before the door was ever shut and was deep inside her with minutes.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Always longer than the other party would like. I enjoy that feeling of control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About 10 minutes. Met in a car park for a social... asked them if they fancied the Travelodge over the road.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Met a guy in a hotel for the first time, he left the door on latch, room was in darkness. I went into the bathroom, got undressed and made my way to the bedroom, neither said anything but with 10 seconds his tongue was in my pussy. About half an hour later we said hello.. so it was actually minus half an hour between doing the deed and saying hello!! "

Well you sound all the fun!

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By *ralwizardMan
over a year ago

Thornaby

Been lucky enough once, being told to just walk inside... To find straight away she was already naked, legs spread on the sofa for me to go down

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
over a year ago

newport

Was on another site, messaged a woman and she replied how soon can you get here and I replied within the hour so from first message to fucking was about 50mm so

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By *anilla-sinCouple
over a year ago

lancs

about ten seconds..

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

When I was single then the quickest was literally seconds, quick high and then lips locked

Tinder x

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I have a just fuck meet... no talking required.

It was quite hot and exciting.. I don't usually meet this way

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By *jay38Man
over a year ago

melton

Ok after reading all of these incredible events I really need to forget about putting in the groundwork from now on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I opened my front door xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a club....literally minutes, quick polite chat and off we go.

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By *omtom21100Man
over a year ago

Fareham/Portchester


"I have a just fuck meet... no talking required.

It was quite hot and exciting.. I don't usually meet this way "

That sounds incredibly erotic… I’m quite chatty though so may be tough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a great thread, loving the tales!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"I have a just fuck meet... no talking required.

It was quite hot and exciting.. I don't usually meet this way

That sounds incredibly erotic… I’m quite chatty though so may be tough"

That meet was always going to go that way. I was figuring out how I like to play things. Other neets have been quite different.

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By *arkandMaz-GCouple
over a year ago

Gatwick

Probably about 30 minutes

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