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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hiw would you describe yourself as a food?

A kebab...people fancy me after a pule of alcohol then feel a bit sick in the morning after

You?

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Cake. It’s popular around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Macdonald's.

Looks shit.

Tastes good.

Leaves you feeling unsatisfied and a little disgusted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

spaghetti with tomato sauce

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a big plate of mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An onion..

Have to peel a lot of layers to understand me.

Can make your eyes water in more ways than one.

A great addition once softened and cooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Macdonald's.

Looks shit.

Tastes good.

Leaves you feeling unsatisfied and a little disgusted. "

New username, Happy Meal

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

White loaf of bread

Plain & boring.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gob stopper. Practically impossible to crack, though once you do, what's inside is scary.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Yorkshire pudding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire pudding

Goes well with Sunday dinner??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"White loaf of bread

Plain & boring.

Mrs "

Thank god you didn't use the old 'Thick cut' reference

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Haribo… squishy and delicious

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Yorkshire pudding

Goes well with Sunday dinner??

Bring gravy

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By *KG12Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Chicken Korma. Meaty, some people like it, but many prefer something hotter

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

A Carolina reaper pepper.

Everyone talks about wanting to have a go, but few are brave enough to give it a go.

Intense, painful, makes you question your life decisions but once through to the other side a massive sense of accomplishment and desire to go again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lasagne. Multiple layers, mostly soft with hard edges.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Spaghetti bolognaise -

Tastes great, fills you up.

Delicious when being sucked, leaving sauce all round your mouth.

Will repeat on you.

Cheese optional

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

A Meat Feast Pizza

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Apple pie. Not the star of the show, but well liked. Good for second helpings and tastes good with accompaniments. Also useful for filthy jokes

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

An all you can eat buffet - goes on forever, something for everyone, will leave you satisfied but wouldn't want it every day, and really shit if it has been sitting around for too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peri chicken. Cause I'm spicy and delicious and meaty and sweet and the fucking best obviously

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By *uxuriantCouple
over a year ago

Cornwall

Sticky toffee pudding. Sweet and moist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple - stands out, bit jazzy and prickly on the outside, sweet and soft inside

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

A jacket potato.

Stodgy and underwhelming but goes well when covered in butter and beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BITCH

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Creative Honest

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A pitta bread crisp on the outside and warm and Toasty on the inside

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By *alty surpriseMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

A dairy milk bar...you like a nibble, then more..before you know your completely gorging on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sweet & Sticky Noodles

Deliciously appetising...!

& 4u vegans:-

Sticky Sesame Cauliflower

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Marmite. Not for everyone but if you get it you get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

& dessert it would have to be a TART

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Marmite. Not for everyone but if you get it you get it.

Spread yourself on my toast

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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago

Milton keynes

Nandos.. hot, spicy and a delicacy with your fingers.. the mess after is on you though

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sourdough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tapas...lovely but only in small portions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KFC

Crispy outside

Soft on inside

Special sauces available

On request

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Opposite of a baked Alaska... Maybe one of those chocolate bombs... Crack through the tough exterior and I'm warm on the inside... That sounds very wrong.

More armadillo than dime bar.. armadillos!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

The last piece of cheese and dry bread in the cupboard.

Not desirable but will fill a hole.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

A bag of freshly cooked chips. People want you even if they have already eaten!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a meat feast pizza

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By *uitednbooted2Man
over a year ago

Berkshire

"a meat feast pizza

Copy Cat

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

White tea. Very few people know about it, and it's infinitely less popular than most alternatives, but a few connoisseurs swear by its delicious, addictive qualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eton mess, because I’m a mess

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By *enuine MikeMan
over a year ago

Guildford

Paxo

Always guaranteed a good stuffing

LOL

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Sticky Ginger and Toffee pudding,,

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A curry. I eat so much I probably smell like one and while I don't have bi polar there's loads of variants of me.

I'm also spicy and fresh, can be dry or saucy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A piece of ginger.

Small, fiery, and will absolutely blow your mind if introduced to your arsehole

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