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The Saturday late late nocturnal thread...Not going out...

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Good evening everyone and welcome to tonight's Saturday late late not going out nocturnal thread...

If you're not going out tonight why not stop by and say hello and tell us what you've been up to this evening or Just chat some nonsense with us until the early hours...

Newbies and lurkers are very welcome here so don't be shy come and say hi....

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

F¹rst...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

Always a delight and honour to be here, lovely Mr Ash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not first!

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

Evening all, how are we all doing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Hi Ash and all you sexy nocturnals. Hope your Saturday is going well and you’re all smiling?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Evening all, how are we all doing? "

Well, Mr Morgan: I do trust the same is true for you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dancing my way in xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"F¹rst..."

Good evening brother Nero and congrats on being first poster tonight

Your prize is a greggs coffee and bacon roll...

How are you doing tonight?...

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Dancing my way in xx "

I did like your entrance music. A lovely touch.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight "

You mean that when you told me that you loved me you were d*unk ?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight "

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Always a delight and honour to be here, lovely Mr Ash. "

Greetings _lephantis and always an hour to have you here on the nocturnal thread...

How has your Saturday been?....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Not first! "

Good evening bah humbug.....not first but always a pleasure to see you with us..

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Always a delight and honour to be here, lovely Mr Ash.

Greetings _lephantis and always an hour to have you here on the nocturnal thread...

How has your Saturday been?...."

Beautiful, thank you! On a lovely riverside walk,my son saw his first watervole. He was still talking about it hours later.

How was yours?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, how are we all doing? "

Good evening jager....how are you doing on this cold Saturday night?...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex

good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

You mean that when you told me that you loved me you were d*unk ?!

"

I’m sorry

And I will replace the aubergine from your fridge

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line? "

So far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

You mean that when you told me that you loved me you were d*unk ?!

I’m sorry

And I will replace the aubergine from your fridge "

Clean before please. I know you have a cul sec but still x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far "

There’s time yet

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"In "

Good evening Fabandbearded....what have you been up to tonight?....

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice"

If it killed the poor scorpion floating in it, it probably won't be doing me a bit of good, either, is the way I look at these things.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

You mean that when you told me that you loved me you were d*unk ?!

I’m sorry

And I will replace the aubergine from your fridge

Clean before please. I know you have a cul sec but still x "

I thought I’d make you a special marinated baba ganoush

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening all, how are we all doing?

Well, Mr Morgan: I do trust the same is true for you?"

All is well here, a relaxing evening and a good takeaway makes me happy

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet "

That sounds like a challenge

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet "

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

You mean that when you told me that you loved me you were d*unk ?!

I’m sorry

And I will replace the aubergine from your fridge

Clean before please. I know you have a cul sec but still x

I thought I’d make you a special marinated baba ganoush "

Bon appétit bien sûr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

That sounds like a challenge "

Netflix and chill?

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash and all you sexy nocturnals. Hope your Saturday is going well and you’re all smiling?

"

Good evening _ittlebird...I hope you're well rested in your nest today and your feathers are nice and warm...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Ash and all you sexy nocturnals. Hope your Saturday is going well and you’re all smiling?

Good evening _ittlebird...I hope you're well rested in your nest today and your feathers are nice and warm... "

Oh I really am thanks Ash. I’m preened and all happy. Nice and warm in the next tonight. It was all the fascinating conversations from earlier. Hope you’re well too? And big kiss to Lorna

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?"

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Dancing my way in xx "

Good evening jasmine...those dance moves were very impressive....

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

That sounds like a challenge

Netflix and chill? "

Hmmmm. That sounds a good plan

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c"

Already started.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight "

Good evening MistyPeaks....how was your head this morning?....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

If it killed the poor scorpion floating in it, it probably won't be doing me a bit of good, either, is the way I look at these things."

This stuff was something someone brought back from holiday several years ago. I really should have known better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

Already started."

Good evening Ash, hope everyone is having a good evening, I've had a lovely evening so far, and now it's getting better

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

That sounds like a challenge

Netflix and chill?

Hmmmm. That sounds a good plan"

Then we will make it happen

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line? "

I can't were I live as the pavements are still like ice skating rinks...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

Already started.

Good evening Ash, hope everyone is having a good evening, I've had a lovely evening so far, and now it's getting better "

Hey beautiful

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Good evening MistyPeaks....how was your head this morning?.... "

Fine…. After paracetamol, shower & lots of food.

God I was shitfaced

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

That sounds like a challenge

Netflix and chill?

Hmmmm. That sounds a good plan

Then we will make it happen "

That sounds delightful

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island


"Evening all, how are we all doing?

Good evening jager....how are you doing on this cold Saturday night?..."

Flipping cold tonight! Trying to warm up with being under the duvet

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Always a delight and honour to be here, lovely Mr Ash.

Greetings _lephantis and always an hour to have you here on the nocturnal thread...

How has your Saturday been?....

Beautiful, thank you! On a lovely riverside walk,my son saw his first watervole. He was still talking about it hours later.

How was yours?"

That sounds lovely!

We have just got home and have made a noce coffee to warm up...it was cold waiting for the bus....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice"

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

Already started.

Good evening Ash, hope everyone is having a good evening, I've had a lovely evening so far, and now it's getting better

Hey beautiful "

As i said, getting better, how's my hot little friend

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

That sounds like a challenge

Netflix and chill?

Hmmmm. That sounds a good plan

Then we will make it happen

That sounds delightful "

It’s a date

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

Already started.

Good evening Ash, hope everyone is having a good evening, I've had a lovely evening so far, and now it's getting better

Hey beautiful

As i said, getting better, how's my hot little friend "

I’m good babes. Really good thank you

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?... "

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi Ash and all you sexy nocturnals. Hope your Saturday is going well and you’re all smiling?

Good evening _ittlebird...I hope you're well rested in your nest today and your feathers are nice and warm...

Oh I really am thanks Ash. I’m preened and all happy. Nice and warm in the next tonight. It was all the fascinating conversations from earlier. Hope you’re well too? And big kiss to Lorna "

We are well thank you...I hope you also enjoy the fascinating conversations on the nocturnal thread too....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

Already started.

Good evening Ash, hope everyone is having a good evening, I've had a lovely evening so far, and now it's getting better "

Good evening Maturevixen...I'm glad you're having such a lovely evening and that its getter better....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hi Ash and all you sexy nocturnals. Hope your Saturday is going well and you’re all smiling?

Good evening _ittlebird...I hope you're well rested in your nest today and your feathers are nice and warm...

Oh I really am thanks Ash. I’m preened and all happy. Nice and warm in the next tonight. It was all the fascinating conversations from earlier. Hope you’re well too? And big kiss to Lorna

We are well thank you...I hope you also enjoy the fascinating conversations on the nocturnal thread too.... "

Oh yes. The forums today have been A1 for fun. So I’m sure tonight will be fun too. It always is xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Good evening MistyPeaks....how was your head this morning?....

Fine…. After paracetamol, shower & lots of food.

God I was shitfaced "

Don't worry...what happens on the nocturnal thread stays on the nocturnal thread.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign "

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Evening all, how are we all doing?

Good evening jager....how are you doing on this cold Saturday night?...

Flipping cold tonight! Trying to warm up with being under the duvet "

Its the best place to be at the moment....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign "

That definitely wasn't a very good sign....

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

Iron man 3 and vodka

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu "

Good evening SweetCherry....sorry that you're still struggling with this flu and hope you feel better soon...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m in and reasonably sober tonight

Are you sure? Can you walk in a straight line?

So far

There’s time yet

Ooooh! Are we corrupting her?

I mean, if that were possible?

Corrupting me? Ok…. Give it your best c

Already started.

Good evening Ash, hope everyone is having a good evening, I've had a lovely evening so far, and now it's getting better

Hey beautiful

As i said, getting better, how's my hot little friend

I’m good babes. Really good thank you "

I'm soooooo pleased to hear that x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu "

Sending big booby hugs babes

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Iron man 3 and vodka"

Good evening funfriendly...are you enjoying the movie?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Good evening SweetCherry....sorry that you're still struggling with this flu and hope you feel better soon..."

Thank you, gracious host x

I hope I can shake it off before returning to work next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes "

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs "

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs "

More over here xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

More over here xxx"

Yay, more beautiful people with awesome boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope "

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up "

I’ll bring both then

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up "

You aren't the only one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

You aren't the only one."

Are you also loving the booby hugs?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

You aren't the only one.

Are you also loving the booby hugs? "

The idea of them is delicious; the reality even more so. The addition of rope is...fiery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

You aren't the only one.

Are you also loving the booby hugs?

The idea of them is delicious; the reality even more so. The addition of rope is...fiery."

Oh your rhetoric makes me all tingly

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

I do like a nice semi-colon.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

You aren't the only one.

Are you also loving the booby hugs?

The idea of them is delicious; the reality even more so. The addition of rope is...fiery.

Oh your rhetoric makes me all tingly "

He does love boobs

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

You aren't the only one.

Are you also loving the booby hugs?

The idea of them is delicious; the reality even more so. The addition of rope is...fiery.

Oh your rhetoric makes me all tingly "

And fiery? Or perhaps that’s just how rope gets dear Elephantis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh well, better late than never

Trying to stop falling asleep with this damn flu

Sending big booby hugs babes

Aw thank you my sweet bird xx

I am loving all the booby hugs

You’re welcome. It’s all the talk of rope

Got to admit it’s got me a bit worked up

You aren't the only one.

Are you also loving the booby hugs?

The idea of them is delicious; the reality even more so. The addition of rope is...fiery.

Oh your rhetoric makes me all tingly

He does love boobs"

Who doesn’t?

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

He does love boobs"

That's right, give away ALL my tightly-guarded secrets...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing "

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect "

Ha ha ha. Was it that bad? I would’ve given it a try, and then maybe another little one to make sure

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

He does love boobs

That's right, give away ALL my tightly-guarded secrets..."

Ha ha ha… perhaps not all of them

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford


"

He does love boobs

That's right, give away ALL my tightly-guarded secrets...

Ha ha ha… perhaps not all of them "

Maybe the boob one was not quite so secret as I thought...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect "

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Ha ha ha. Was it that bad? I would’ve given it a try, and then maybe another little one to make sure "

It was that bad . I don't drink much anyway and when I do I want to enjoy it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup? "

cough syrup tastes better

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better "

You’ll have a great singing voice tomorrow then. Especially if it was Covonia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better "

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better "

It has to be Fernet Branca then, disgusting thing

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning "

Hi Matt. Welcome to the crazy world of the nocturnal. I’m sure Ash our lovely host will welcome you too

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

You’ll have a great singing voice tomorrow then. Especially if it was Covonia "

it would have to be some miraculous cough medecine to give me a great singing voice

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning "

Positive .

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

You’ll have a great singing voice tomorrow then. Especially if it was Covonia

it would have to be some miraculous cough medecine to give me a great singing voice "

Ha ha ha. We will be calling you Charlotte Church in no time

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning "

Good evening looking4funz and welcome to the nocturnal thread....

I'm glad I'm not a drinker...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"

He does love boobs

That's right, give away ALL my tightly-guarded secrets...

Ha ha ha… perhaps not all of them

Maybe the boob one was not quite so secret as I thought..."

We all love boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Hi Matt. Welcome to the crazy world of the nocturnal. I’m sure Ash our lovely host will welcome you too "

Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Hi Matt. Welcome to the crazy world of the nocturnal. I’m sure Ash our lovely host will welcome you too "

Thank you...I'm blushing now...

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Hi Matt. Welcome to the crazy world of the nocturnal. I’m sure Ash our lovely host will welcome you too

Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else "

I’m not sure we’re all nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Positive . "

Well you’re braver than me. Sounds like it tastes nice though haha.

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Hi Matt. Welcome to the crazy world of the nocturnal. I’m sure Ash our lovely host will welcome you too

Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else "

It's lovely to meet you and I hope you will stop by again...we're always here chatting nonsense every night until the early hours

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

It has to be Fernet Branca then, disgusting thing "

just looked at the bottle it Fudge Cream Liqueur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Good evening looking4funz and welcome to the nocturnal thread....

I'm glad I'm not a drinker... "

Evening Ash and thanks

If I could handle my drink better I would be

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Positive .

Well you’re braver than me. Sounds like it tastes nice though haha. "

nope tastes vile

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London

It will soon be the midnight hour....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"

You’ll have a great singing voice tomorrow then. Especially if it was Covonia

it would have to be some miraculous cough medecine to give me a great singing voice

Ha ha ha. We will be calling you Charlotte Church in no time "

I'm more an alto

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Is there anyone on here that is sober as a Judge?

I have an turophile's plate of Manchego, Membrillo and some fragile crackers, washed down with a fine Neipoort Ruby.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Is there anyone on here that is sober as a Judge?

I have an turophile's plate of Manchego, Membrillo and some fragile crackers, washed down with a fine Neipoort Ruby."

I'm sober.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

you sure you aren’t d*unk already? Id have to be pretty d*unk to try something I don’t know and then forget about it the next morning

Hi Matt. Welcome to the crazy world of the nocturnal. I’m sure Ash our lovely host will welcome you too

Thank you...I'm blushing now... "

Oh Ash… I do love to make a man blush

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

You’ll have a great singing voice tomorrow then. Especially if it was Covonia

it would have to be some miraculous cough medecine to give me a great singing voice

Ha ha ha. We will be calling you Charlotte Church in no time

I'm more an alto"

Ha ha ha ha….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice "

Whose naughty then

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By *beeMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Good evening everyone! Hope you're all good!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

It has to be Fernet Branca then, disgusting thing

just looked at the bottle it Fudge Cream Liqueur "

Oh NC… this is bad. Very bad… those cream liqueurs really have less than 12 months life on them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well you’re braver than me. Sounds like it tastes nice though haha.

nope tastes vile "

I hope I don’t have to try that anytime soon haha

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Is there anyone on here that is sober as a Judge?

I have an turophile's plate of Manchego, Membrillo and some fragile crackers, washed down with a fine Neipoort Ruby.

I'm sober."

Quite.

And you're also the most graceful of Hummingbirds.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then "

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there anyone on here that is sober as a Judge?

I have an turophile's plate of Manchego, Membrillo and some fragile crackers, washed down with a fine Neipoort Ruby."

Manchego, membrillo and walnuts are the ace combo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity "

Who?!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?! "

Oh Cherry… you know we have. We’re all virgins here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Is there anyone on here that is sober as a Judge?

I have an turophile's plate of Manchego, Membrillo and some fragile crackers, washed down with a fine Neipoort Ruby."

I'm still sober...all I've had to drink tonight is a coffee....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Oh Cherry… you know we have. We’re all virgins here "

Well, it’s being so long I might just as well be a virgin again

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

It has to be Fernet Branca then, disgusting thing

just looked at the bottle it Fudge Cream Liqueur

Oh NC… this is bad. Very bad… those cream liqueurs really have less than 12 months life on them "

do they! This is about five years old I'd say. If I'm not on tomorrow send help

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All. "

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Oh Cherry… you know we have. We’re all virgins here "

So she’s the only one who doesn’t have a cherry then?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

It has to be Fernet Branca then, disgusting thing

just looked at the bottle it Fudge Cream Liqueur

Oh NC… this is bad. Very bad… those cream liqueurs really have less than 12 months life on them

do they! This is about five years old I'd say. If I'm not on tomorrow send help "

I think you’ll be fine…. I really hope so. Otherwise we may have to send Nero to do the kiss of life

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good evening everyone! Hope you're all good!!"

Good evening _bee...i hope you are good too...

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Oh Cherry… you know we have. We’re all virgins here

So she’s the only one who doesn’t have a cherry then? "

That’s funny young cub

You would have to ask her. I’m a nun myself…. In the order of Littlebirds. It’s the closest to God… and also I have my fingers crossed behind my back

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend... "

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"good evening.

I found a bottle of something alcoholic in the fridge of doubtful origin. I've d*unk some of it, I won't be drinking any more its not nice

Good evening nicecouple....what was it you were drinking?...

it was brown, very sweet and quite sickly. There was a bow round the neck of the bottle which is rarely a good sign

Was it alcoholic though? That’s the main thing

it was but I couldn't drink enough to have any effect

Are you sure it’s not a really old bottle of cough syrup?

cough syrup tastes better

It has to be Fernet Branca then, disgusting thing

just looked at the bottle it Fudge Cream Liqueur

Oh NC… this is bad. Very bad… those cream liqueurs really have less than 12 months life on them

do they! This is about five years old I'd say. If I'm not on tomorrow send help

I think you’ll be fine…. I really hope so. Otherwise we may have to send Nero to do the kiss of life "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know. "

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know. "

What kind of Xmas treats are you going to make?...

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

Good morning Ash and all. Bit late posting. Dozed off on sofa watching a film which realised seen before and not very good . Catching up on forum threads now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Oh Cherry… you know we have. We’re all virgins here

So she’s the only one who doesn’t have a cherry then?

That’s funny young cub

You would have to ask her. I’m a nun myself…. In the order of Littlebirds. It’s the closest to God… and also I have my fingers crossed behind my back "

Thank you sister _ittlebird

I too am very devout and wouldn’t do much sinful things.… unless it was with the right person

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Good morning Ash and all. Bit late posting. Dozed off on sofa watching a film which realised seen before and not very good . Catching up on forum threads now. "

Good evening GJB...What film were you watching that wasn't very good?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning Ash and all. Bit late posting. Dozed off on sofa watching a film which realised seen before and not very good . Catching up on forum threads now. "

Morning. What film was it?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

What kind of Xmas treats are you going to make?... "

I have a patented and highly delicious Malteser slice recipe that I'll be bestowing on my nearest and dearest.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

She means me. ^

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx"

I try, in a small and manageable way. I'm a reformed people pleaser, so I work hard to resist the urge to get everything perfect.

What I've done, is enough.

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"She means me. ^"

? always

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Oh Cherry… you know we have. We’re all virgins here

So she’s the only one who doesn’t have a cherry then?

That’s funny young cub

You would have to ask her. I’m a nun myself…. In the order of Littlebirds. It’s the closest to God… and also I have my fingers crossed behind my back

Thank you sister _ittlebird

I too am very devout and wouldn’t do much sinful things.… unless it was with the right person "

Well I’m glad to hear it. You’re very much in the right place for such devout thoughts on Fab… none of those sinful deeds here…

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx

I try, in a small and manageable way. I'm a reformed people pleaser, so I work hard to resist the urge to get everything perfect.

What I've done, is enough.

Hope you're doing well too, darlin? "

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"She means me. ^"

^^ because you’re a Malteser??

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading


"Good morning Ash and all. Bit late posting. Dozed off on sofa watching a film which realised seen before and not very good . Catching up on forum threads now.

Good evening GJB...What film were you watching that wasn't very good?..."

The Golem.

All have now done their Christmas shopping ? Although still have next week . Mine is done apart from wrapping presents . Food next Friday. Avoid rush on Saturday. Even though on my own.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"She means me. ^

^^ because you’re a Malteser?? "

Rich and creamy and round ? With a flaky centre ?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx

I try, in a small and manageable way. I'm a reformed people pleaser, so I work hard to resist the urge to get everything perfect.

What I've done, is enough.

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact "

Someone been stroking your whiskers ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"She means me. ^

^^ because you’re a Malteser??

Rich and creamy and round ? With a flaky centre ?"

I was thinking more of a crispy shell

But the lighter way to enjoy chocolate is pretty suited

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx

I try, in a small and manageable way. I'm a reformed people pleaser, so I work hard to resist the urge to get everything perfect.

What I've done, is enough.

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact

Someone been stroking your whiskers ?

"

I couldn’t possibly comment… as I’m a nun these things wouldn’t happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Well I’m glad to hear it. You’re very much in the right place for such devout thoughts on Fab… none of those sinful deeds here… "

Im glad I’m in the right place. We sure wouldn’t want any of that here

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx

I try, in a small and manageable way. I'm a reformed people pleaser, so I work hard to resist the urge to get everything perfect.

What I've done, is enough.

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact

Someone been stroking your whiskers ?

I couldn’t possibly comment… as I’m a nun these things wouldn’t happen "

The order of St Slutvian?

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By *aughty masonMan
over a year ago

nowhere


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

Hey Sprockett! Sounds like your Christmas is all coming together swimmingly xx

I try, in a small and manageable way. I'm a reformed people pleaser, so I work hard to resist the urge to get everything perfect.

What I've done, is enough.

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact

Someone been stroking your whiskers ?

I couldn’t possibly comment… as I’m a nun these things wouldn’t happen

The order of St Slutvian? "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact

Someone been stroking your whiskers ?

I couldn’t possibly comment… as I’m a nun these things wouldn’t happen

The order of St Slutvian? "

Oh… that was the order I signed up to… I remember now

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"

Hope you're doing well too, darlin?

I’m very glad to hear it. It’s nice to be nice, but you cannot pour from an empty cup

I’m good lovely thank you. Actually really really good. Smiling like a Cheshire Cat in fact

Someone been stroking your whiskers ?

I couldn’t possibly comment… as I’m a nun these things wouldn’t happen

The order of St Slutvian?

Oh… that was the order I signed up to… I remember now "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


" Well I’m glad to hear it. You’re very much in the right place for such devout thoughts on Fab… none of those sinful deeds here…

Im glad I’m in the right place. We sure wouldn’t want any of that here "

Just immerse yourself on the forums… you’ll learn a lot here

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

What kind of Xmas treats are you going to make?...

I have a patented and highly delicious Malteser slice recipe that I'll be bestowing on my nearest and dearest. "

That sounds awesome....

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By *ot-Ash OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Hi all"

Good evening bucket list...How's it going tonight?....

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Hello Ash,

Hello Nèrö,

Evening One & All.

Good evening Sprocket..I hope all is well and you're having a fab weekend...

I'm very well thanks. I've just been to get some cake boxes for Xmas treats I'm going to make. And I've bought presents for the small people I know.

What kind of Xmas treats are you going to make?...

I have a patented and highly delicious Malteser slice recipe that I'll be bestowing on my nearest and dearest.

That sounds awesome.... "

Its pretty epic stuff.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?! "

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed "

Exactly

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly "

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha "

Damn. Was I away too long?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?"

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time "

I'm getting none, does that count ?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time "

Balls to that. I’ll bring you back to the dark side

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

I'm getting none, does that count ? "

Yes… you can rejoin the same order as me

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

Balls to that. I’ll bring you back to the dark side "

I missed it there

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

Balls to that. I’ll bring you back to the dark side

I missed it there "

Welcome home

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

I'm getting none, does that count ?

Yes… you can rejoin the same order as me "

Something has to get me some action !!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

Balls to that. I’ll bring you back to the dark side

I missed it there

Welcome home "

Thank you. And relax

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

I'm getting none, does that count ?

Yes… you can rejoin the same order as me

Something has to get me some action !! "

Is there none on the horizon beautiful?

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

I'm getting none, does that count ?

Yes… you can rejoin the same order as me

Something has to get me some action !! "

There’s my cue….

Hello - can interest you in a booby hug?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

I'm getting none, does that count ?

Yes… you can rejoin the same order as me

Something has to get me some action !!

There’s my cue….

Hello - can interest you in a booby hug? "

Maybe....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you. Sorry, I forget to introduce myself. I’m guys seem like a nice bunch and don’t bite. Nice to meet you Ash and everyone else

I’m not sure we’re all nice

Whose naughty then

There’s only Mrs Misty whose naughty here… the rest of us have taken vows of chastity

Who?!

Wash your mouth out!! Who indeed

Exactly

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Damn. Was I away too long?

I’ve become a nun and then fallen off my perch in that time

I'm getting none, does that count ?

Yes… you can rejoin the same order as me

Something has to get me some action !!

There’s my cue….

Hello - can interest you in a booby hug? "

Have I heard the sound of a booby hug?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

I must sleep… after prayers of chastity obviously

Night all

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