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" I don’t have ED but was curious " And look what curiosity did to the cat ! | |||
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"Why take a viagra at 6 o’clock in the morning?? " Boredom, curiosity. My was banging on about how he uses it and chucked me one and it’s been burning a hole in my pocket for two days | |||
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" I don’t have ED but was curious And look what curiosity did to the cat !" He’s now got something the cat can’t scratch | |||
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"Why take a viagra at 6 o’clock in the morning?? " For a hard day at work ! | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital??????" What?!?! Is that for real? | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital??????" And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you | |||
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"Read packaging if got it!!!" It was I single pill my mate gave me, I don’t even know what dose it is and I’m a bit embarrassed to call him | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you " That is not helping it go down sir!! | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you " I think I saw a documentary about that... | |||
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"Priaps it may go away? Dada" Very good, very good | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you " Is this why they are striking ? | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you Is this why they are striking ?" | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real?" A quick internet search will tell you that you should seek medical treatment if your erection doesn't subside after four hours. | |||
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"Priaps it may go away? Dada" That’s the cleverest response I’ve seen on here for some time | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real? A quick internet search will tell you that you should seek medical treatment if your erection doesn't subside after four hours. " Yep, confirmed. Maybe I’ll have to get up and get my day started to see if a bit of work kills it off | |||
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"Priaps it may go away? Dada That’s the cleverest response I’ve seen on here for some time " | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real? A quick internet search will tell you that you should seek medical treatment if your erection doesn't subside after four hours. Yep, confirmed. Maybe I’ll have to get up and get my day started to see if a bit of work kills it off" Maybe. | |||
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" I don’t have ED but was curious And look what curiosity did to the cat ! He’s now got something the cat can’t scratch " Ok that’s helping take the edge off | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real? A quick internet search will tell you that you should seek medical treatment if your erection doesn't subside after four hours. Yep, confirmed. Maybe I’ll have to get up and get my day started to see if a bit of work kills it off" Don't slip on the ice OP, might snap it off | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you Is this why they are striking ?" Oh yeah, George, the firefighter might have to step in | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? And a lovely nurse will finish it off for you Is this why they are striking ? Oh yeah, George, the firefighter might have to step in " Pass me the viagra | |||
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"Damn it, I think I’ve got one last wank in me and then it’s either hospital or working until it goes semi " A 14 hour wait in a and e will soon put things in perspective. Serious mum type comment alert. Don't take stuff if you don't know what it is | |||
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"Damn it, I think I’ve got one last wank in me and then it’s either hospital or working until it goes semi A 14 hour wait in a and e will soon put things in perspective. Serious mum type comment alert. Don't take stuff if you don't know what it is " Thank you, I appreciate your concern. In all seriousness I think I’ve learnt my lesson. I thought it would subside after I’d ejaculated | |||
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"Im sure he’s dilated to receive all this advice. " Very clever and yes, extremely dilated | |||
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"Damn it, I think I’ve got one last wank in me and then it’s either hospital or working until it goes semi A 14 hour wait in a and e will soon put things in perspective. Serious mum type comment alert. Don't take stuff if you don't know what it is Thank you, I appreciate your concern. In all seriousness I think I’ve learnt my lesson. I thought it would subside after I’d ejaculated " Good! Now find your loosest trousers and go to work your mates will not be taking the Mickey one little bit... | |||
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"Damn it, I think I’ve got one last wank in me and then it’s either hospital or working until it goes semi " Try a cold shower or cold bath and no playing while your in there!! | |||
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"They'll just syringe a few vials of blood out from your wilkins until it goes down. Nothing to worry about, I've heard it doesn't hurt *that* much." New idea for blood donors. | |||
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"They'll just syringe a few vials of blood out from your wilkins until it goes down. Nothing to worry about, I've heard it doesn't hurt *that* much." I’ve got a calpol syringe in the kitchen, will that do? | |||
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"Damn it, I think I’ve got one last wank in me and then it’s either hospital or working until it goes semi Try a cold shower or cold bath and no playing while your in there!!" I’m not sure I can take a cold bath but I could hose it down with the shower head. It’s slowly showing signs of subsiding now thankfully | |||
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"Careful it doesn’t turn purple. " It’s been pretty purple for a while, there’s a lot of blood in there | |||
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"Careful it doesn’t turn purple. It’s been pretty purple for a while" Like purple sprouting broccoli ? | |||
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" Also, avoid Baileys." Why ? | |||
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"Seriously, the original Viagra( many cheaper alternatives available now) comes in 3 strengths depending on erectile dysfunction. 25mg 50mg ( what you buy over the counter) and 100mg. Sounds like you have taken 100mg..maybe in future half or quarter it.. Only work if you are sexually stimulated, so distract yourself and try to forget about a 3rd or 4th wank. This has been an absolute game changer for millions of men and has a good safety record.. Enjoy the experiment.. " I don’t think I’ll be messing around with the blue pill again for a while. I’ve just always been that idiot who has to try something once the idea has been presented | |||
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"OP my advice would be get off Fab for a while, take a cool shower and think firmly of Jimmy Hill. But thank you for being daft enough to document this “journey” here. And I really hope it might put others off trying this at home " Always happy to help. I'm coming off now. I will report back later, either from A&E or from the comfort of home with a nice flacid willy | |||
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"Have a mooch around the virus forum, that’ll sort it out " I'm sure there is a woman in there that will know everything about viagra and its side effects | |||
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"This thread might be a contender for funniest thread of 2022 award " There's some stiff competition though | |||
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"Have a mooch around the virus forum, that’ll sort it out I'm sure there is a woman in there that will know everything about viagra and its side effects " Everyone knows that the best doctors are men | |||
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"This thread might be a contender for funniest thread of 2022 award " Agreed | |||
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"This thread might be a contender for funniest thread of 2022 award There's some stiff competition though " It will be hard to come to a conclusion | |||
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"Have a mooch around the virus forum, that’ll sort it out I'm sure there is a woman in there that will know everything about viagra and its side effects Everyone knows that the best doctors are men " Correct | |||
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"This thread might be a contender for funniest thread of 2022 award There's some stiff competition though " | |||
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"Have a mooch around the virus forum, that’ll sort it out I'm sure there is a woman in there that will know everything about viagra and its side effects Everyone knows that the best doctors are men Correct " Dr Shipman will see you now | |||
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"Have a mooch around the virus forum, that’ll sort it out I'm sure there is a woman in there that will know everything about viagra and its side effects Everyone knows that the best doctors are men Correct Dr Shipman will see you now " I’ll stay with the hard on | |||
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"This thread might be a contender for funniest thread of 2022 award There's some stiff competition though " I agree but we should erect something in recognition of this member's contribution | |||
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"I took the new super viagra, it's called the 007,it makes you roger moore" Wasn't that discontinued in 1985 ? | |||
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"I took the new super viagra, it's called the 007,it makes you roger moore Wasn't that discontinued in 1985 ?" Never say never | |||
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"I took the new super viagra, it's called the 007,it makes you roger moore Wasn't that discontinued in 1985 ? Never say never " Thunderballs ! | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital??????" He’s out of luck , half the NHS are on strike | |||
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"I took viagra once and it effected my eyes. Now I just look hard " | |||
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"After a cool shower, tidying the kitchen and a spot of hoovering I can confirm it went down. I think hovering around on FAB for hours wasn't helping. Although it does still feel like it could spring back into action at the slightest hint of arousal Thanks for the concern and advice folks X " That's good news and thanks for a very funny thread | |||
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"I took the new super viagra, it's called the 007,it makes you roger moore Wasn't that discontinued in 1985 ? Never say never " That was Sean con...... I can't be arsed | |||
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"A bit of an anti-climax but glad you're ok." He climaxed twice | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/12/22 11:55:25]" I saw that!!! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/12/22 11:55:25] I saw that!!! " Saw what? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/12/22 11:55:25] I saw that!!! " What did it say | |||
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"Erm... You might want to see a doctor about that " He should ask the Doctor for a little prick. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 17/12/22 11:55:25] I saw that!!! What did it say " Damn I didn't expect you to ask me that | |||
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"Read packaging if got it!!! It was I single pill my mate gave me, I don’t even know what dose it is and I’m a bit embarrassed to call him " Hold on so you took a pill without knowing what’s in it, without reading anything….. this is why women live longer than men | |||
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"Read packaging if got it!!! It was I single pill my mate gave me, I don’t even know what dose it is and I’m a bit embarrassed to call him Hold on so you took a pill without knowing what’s in it, without reading anything….. this is why women live longer than men " Well I knew it was viagra, I just wasn't expecting it to be so strong or have such an effect | |||
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"Why take a viagra at 6 o’clock in the morning?? Boredom, curiosity. My was banging on about how he uses it and chucked me one and it’s been burning a hole in my pocket for two days" Should have saved it for when you could have used it | |||
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"Why take a viagra at 6 o’clock in the morning?? Boredom, curiosity. My was banging on about how he uses it and chucked me one and it’s been burning a hole in my pocket for two days Should have saved it for when you could have used it " Once I had it in my pocket I knew it was getting used as soon as I woke up - I'm far too curious | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real?" Yes, it's very real. Did you take a tablet without knowing anything about it? | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real? Yes, it's very real. Did you take a tablet without knowing anything about it? " Basically yes, of course I know what viagra is for but I had no idea of the dose I was taking or if it's ok for someone without erection issues. My friend was extolling the virtues of the pill and how it helped him and just said I should try it, I don't think he meant the next morning though lol | |||
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"A bit of an anti-climax but glad you're ok. He climaxed twice" Come again? | |||
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"You do know if it stays hard for 4 hours supposed to go to hospital?????? What?!?! Is that for real? Yes, it's very real. Did you take a tablet without knowing anything about it? " I think you will probably find that thousands of women and men do such things every fri and sat nights( other days available) with all kind of drugs/pills etc.. Whatever your views , its fact.. | |||
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"I’ve now had a hard on for about 3hrs, cum twice and it’s still not in a state where I could comfortably go out. That stuff is great. I don’t have ED but was curious " I’ve cummed twice today and am still hard I didn’t take blue pills it’s called a hangover | |||
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"Priaps it may go away? Dada" | |||
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"I'm laughing at this more than I should and I don't even know why Mrs C " Don’t be so hard-on him | |||
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"I’ve now had a hard on for about 3hrs, cum twice and it’s still not in a state where I could comfortably go out. That stuff is great. I don’t have ED but was curious " have you tried hitting you’re bellend with a mallet ? I’ve heard this works | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit " Ah your alive…I was just asking about you on another thread. | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit Ah your alive…I was just asking about you on another thread." Ah thanks yes, very much alive and kicking and feeling a little silly | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit " I looked Glad you’re back with us and thank you for the blow by blow update. It’s made my day | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit I looked Glad you’re back with us and thank you for the blow by blow update. It’s made my day " Lol, happy to have been of service | |||
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"Don't take stuff if you don't know what it is " Exactly. You should always read the leaflet that comes with any medication. | |||
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"Seems like you've had a good Saturday op....got any pills left?" Thankfully I was only given one | |||
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"You okay? " Yes all good now thanks I lesson learned though | |||
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"Funniest thread of the day" I’m pleased my predicament amused you | |||
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"Careful it doesn’t turn purple. " You were ahead of your time! It did lol | |||
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"You okay? Yes all good now thanks I lesson learned though" I’m glad to hear Yeah very true. Just remember you’re not the only one to do it. We all learn from our mistakes. Take care | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit " Could have at least made it a festive picture, no baubles or tinsel in sight..... | |||
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"You okay? Yes all good now thanks I lesson learned though I’m glad to hear Yeah very true. Just remember you’re not the only one to do it. We all learn from our mistakes. Take care " Thanks for your concern, these things always happen to me, I can be a walking calamity at times life’s never dull though | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit Could have at least made it a festive picture, no baubles or tinsel in sight....." To be fair, he may have been thinking about his todgers demise more than Christmas at that point | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit Could have at least made it a festive picture, no baubles or tinsel in sight....." Sorry, I thought the glowing red tip was Christmassy enough to be fair | |||
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"When's your next wank " Dust is all that's probably left | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit Could have at least made it a festive picture, no baubles or tinsel in sight..... Sorry, I thought the glowing red tip was Christmassy enough to be fair " I hope you've changed his name to Rudolph | |||
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"I added a photo of where I was at 3hrs in. It was hurting and going a different colour but going down a bit Could have at least made it a festive picture, no baubles or tinsel in sight..... Sorry, I thought the glowing red tip was Christmassy enough to be fair I hope you've changed his name to Rudolph " Maybe for the 12 days of Christmas, but he’s always been Terrence to me….. I can’t even remember why | |||
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"You okay? Yes all good now thanks I lesson learned though I’m glad to hear Yeah very true. Just remember you’re not the only one to do it. We all learn from our mistakes. Take care Thanks for your concern, these things always happen to me, I can be a walking calamity at times life’s never dull though " No worries. Haha hope it’s the last one to involve viagra. Haha nope sure seems like your life is an adventure | |||
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"Priapism can cause damage to your penis. A cold wet cloth can be used to help it go down. " What's wrong with the corpora becoming even more cavernous, ready for being larger next time? Surely every man's dream? | |||
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"It turns out these things are everywhere, I’ve just been to the football club Christmas party and at least 3 guys had them on them " Would've come in handy if the football club has insufficient hooks to hang coats and bags from | |||
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"It turns out these things are everywhere, I’ve just been to the football club Christmas party and at least 3 guys had them on them Would've come in handy if the football club has insufficient hooks to hang coats and bags from" | |||
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"It turns out these things are everywhere, I’ve just been to the football club Christmas party and at least 3 guys had them on them Would've come in handy if the football club has insufficient hooks to hang coats and bags from" Lol, I had another so that’s another go to hang from | |||
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" I don’t have ED but was curious And look what curiosity did to the cat !" Poor cat. | |||
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" I don’t have ED but was curious And look what curiosity did to the cat ! Poor cat." Hey, the car was fine | |||
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" I don’t have ED but was curious And look what curiosity did to the cat ! Poor cat. Hey, the car was fine " Why, what did you do to the car?! | |||
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" I don’t have ED but was curious And look what curiosity did to the cat ! Poor cat. Hey, the car was fine Why, what did you do to the car?!" Sorry, I meant cat…. And even that doesn’t make sense…. I suspect the combination of viagra and booze has lowered my blood pressure to the point where it’s hard to make sense | |||
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"I took one this morning but it got stuck in my throat. I've got a stiff neck now. I'll see myself out. " Lol, that’s one’s been done dude | |||
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