FabSwingers.com forum: My secret confession

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As long as a woman is disease free, I prefer a marinated vagina to a soap smelling pussy.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Wtf is a marinated vagina

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"Wtf is a marinated vagina"

Remember, you did ask!!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Can I just ask what you’re marinating a vagina in? I need to check I’ve got all of the ingredients in.

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By *lephantisMan
over a year ago

Oxford

"Wtf is a marinated vagina"

Bathed in oil and Mediterranean herbs.

But she has to be extra-virgin.

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wtf is a marinated vagina"

You smear it with soy sauce, garlic and sesame oil then say "open sesame"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Heston Blumenthal gets more and more experimental

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

FAFBBQ?

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Mustard and Maple Syrup maybe.....works well on fish.....

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Wtf is a marinated vagina

You smear it with soy sauce, garlic and sesame oil then say "open sesame" "

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Heston Blumenthal gets more and more experimental "

Instead of serving his snail porridge under a smoke infused cloche he now presents it on pussy lips

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Do I need to leave it in the fridge overnight to let the flavour soak in ? Asking for a friend.

The mr

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

And today's special, slow marinated vagina stuffed with chipolata and sweetbreads with a side of beef curtains.

Don't think it will prove popular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heston Blumenthal gets more and more experimental

Instead of serving his snail porridge under a smoke infused cloche he now presents it on pussy lips"

Be very careful with the cutlery!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've never marinated my vagina, but I have wrapped it in tinfoil and put it in the fridge, since nobody is eating it.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

" I prefer a marinated vagina to a soap smelling pussy.

Do you ask Greg Wallace's opinion before trying it yourself ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"And today's special, slow marinated vagina stuffed with chipolata and sweetbreads with a side of beef curtains.

Don't think it will prove popular."

It might go down well for a pop up

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I have slow cooked mine in a hot bath infused with beer.

But that was an accident. I fell asleep and tipped my beer. What a waste of a good rye ale.

Skin felt really smooth though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never marinated my vagina, but I have wrapped it in tinfoil and put it in the fridge, since nobody is eating it."

Vagina always tastes nicer the following morning. A bit like pizza!!

(Im not suggesting vagina tastes like pizza, by the way)

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I've never marinated my vagina, but I have wrapped it in tinfoil and put it in the fridge, since nobody is eating it."

Which way with the foil

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Question. How long should I leave the baby gravy inside to achieve the best flavour?

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I marinate my vagina all the time in red wine and rosemary , oh no I’m supposed to do that to the lamb

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"I've never marinated my vagina, but I have wrapped it in tinfoil and put it in the fridge, since nobody is eating it.

Which way with the foil"

In a pouch, with crimped edges.

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By *atfuckerbristolMan
over a year ago

Wells

Today on Saturday Kitchen, what do you rub yours with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And today's special, slow marinated vagina stuffed with chipolata and sweetbreads with a side of beef curtains.

Don't think it will prove popular."

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question. How long should I leave the baby gravy inside to achieve the best flavour?"

AS long as it takes to smell right!

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By *etsdancenowMan
over a year ago

brighton

Food heaven or food hell

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I marinate my vagina all the time in red wine and rosemary , oh no I’m supposed to do that to the lamb

Thought that was the beef bourguignon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question. How long should I leave the baby gravy inside to achieve the best flavour?"

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

That’s how I marinate my beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

The people in Swingers Chat are usually more into the sex chat stuff.

Hope you find what you're looking for.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

Hope you find what you're looking for. "

Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

Hope you find what you're looking for.

Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next."

The waitrose in Headingley does.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

Hope you find what you're looking for.

Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next."

Sold out I was in yesterday

No unicorn food either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

Hope you find what you're looking for.

Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next."

Definitely a middle of aldi or lidl item

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

Hope you find what you're looking for.

Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next.

The waitrose in Headingley does. "

I can absolutely believe that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Obviously I meant marinated with pussy juice.

Hope you find what you're looking for.

Asda and Morrisons don't stock pussy juice. I will try Waitrose next.

Sold out I was in yesterday

No unicorn food either"

They ran out of cake??!!

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By *rettyflamingoWoman
over a year ago

Where the flamboyance of flamingos live

I’m off to M n S for pussy juice, not just any pussy juice but Marks and Spencer’s pussy juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm confused whether to get naked or pull out my slow cooker.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Anyone else added "marinated vagina" to their icklist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm confused whether to get naked or pull out my slow cooker."

Why not both

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

"I'm confused whether to get naked or pull out my slow cooker.

Why not both"

I nearly went with a username like yours. Nothing to do with the conversation, I know.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I nearly went with a username like yours. Nothing to do with the conversation, I know. "

Have you got a tattoo of the rabbit from Bambi ?

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By *ab FunstersCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I dont think this will catch on at greggs..lol a 6inch with a side of marinated pussy....

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By *mber and FireCouple
over a year ago

Carmarthenshire

Its all about the blue waffle for me.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Wtf is a marinated vagina"

Is it nextgen I'm a Celebrity food, along the lines of kangaroo penis?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Its all about the blue waffle for me."

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

101 Marinades for the vagina.....cumming to all good bookshops soon.....

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wtf is a marinated vagina

Is it nextgen I'm a Celebrity food, along the lines of kangaroo penis?

I would prefer to eat marinated vagina than a crocodile anus

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"I dont think this will catch on at greggs..lol a 6inch with a side of marinated pussy...."

Steak bake and a marinated vagina doughnut please

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Steak bake and a marinated vagina doughnut please"

Would you stuff the hole ?

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Steak bake and a marinated vagina doughnut please

Would you stuff the hole ?"

Extra marinated vagina juice and a liberal load of man custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak bake and a marinated vagina doughnut please

Would you stuff the hole ?

Extra marinated vagina juice and a liberal load of man custard"

Gordon ramsay would be proud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is a marinated vagina

Is it nextgen I'm a Celebrity food, along the lines of kangaroo penis?

I would prefer to eat marinated vagina than a crocodile anus"

I'll put it away then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm confused whether to get naked or pull out my slow cooker."

You just w?n the internet lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf is a marinated vagina

You smear it with soy sauce, garlic and sesame oil then say "open sesame" "

Comedy gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this the first time round

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"How did I miss this the first time round

You were too busy preparing the marinade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this thread made me giggle. And some of your answers are so witty, love it

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Women everywhere drop the soap.

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By *wingsnroundabouts82Couple
over a year ago

Fucksville

Haven't been on the forum in months but this thread made it worthwhile!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you have any other secret confessions you’d like to get off your chest OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s some things and phrases I never expect to read on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well this thread made me giggle. And some of your answers are so witty, love it

Thank you.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Do you have any other secret confessions you’d like to get off your chest OP?

This confession is hardly secret now !

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By *hatyoumissing101Man
over a year ago

West london

Lmfao this response is A* love it. btw I think the original guy was meaning fresh out the shower isn't the best but a few hours after... I do agree woman taste best slightly marinated too fresh is too bland. drop some sauce on it for the final touch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer to sprinkle dried flakey cum onto a lady’s privates in the style of Salt Bae

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Can I just ask what you’re marinating a vagina in? I need to check I’ve got all of the ingredients in."

Nandos extra hot

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By *ooking4othersMan
over a year ago

Here ...

I have a skewer handy for the marinated vagina's

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Marinate it in jerk sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marinate it in jerk sauce."

I read this as marmite?!?!

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Wtf is a marinated vagina"
soaked in wine

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By *.2022Man
over a year ago

england

I think i'm going to have to google marinated vagina because i'm a little confused

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Always poke it with a fork to check it it's diseased.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t beat a bit of disco fanny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think i'm going to have to google marinated vagina because i'm a little confused

Let me know how it goes

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