FabSwingers.com forum: How annoying

By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

Got myself all snug on my chair by the radiator.

Duvet under my legs, blanket over my legs, tucked in nicely.

Glass of Lucozade to aid recovery.

And I left my bloody advent calendar on the airer on the other side of the room

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

i will order you a taxi

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Use the force

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By *ryandseeMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire

That's why you should make sure chair has wheels

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Get one of those grabbers people use to pick up rubbish. Or I can lend you a small child that understands the word "fetch". They might want paying in chocolate though

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"i will order you a taxi"

Ask it to pick me up McDonald's on the way please

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Get one of those grabbers people use to pick up rubbish. Or I can lend you a small child that understands the word "fetch". They might want paying in chocolate though

Not enough chocolate to go round I'm afraid. I'd teach my dogs to fetch but they love a bit of chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time i get snuggled +wrapped up one of my bloody cats starts bleating to be on the opposite side of the door... I am seriously considering getting a cat flap installed into the interior doors

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

The vending machine ate my pound coin and refuses to provide chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paid my credit card twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I paid my credit card twice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my Internet is shit I posted this twice ahhhh !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The vending machine ate my pound coin and refuses to provide chocolate."

Thats how it starts.....the machines are coming

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By *ottom charlieMan
over a year ago

Washington

"Got myself all snug on my chair by the radiator.

Duvet under my legs, blanket over my legs, tucked in nicely.

Glass of Lucozade to aid recovery.

And I left my bloody advent calendar on the airer on the other side of the room

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you better get there quick before the choccy melts...

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

Just do what you usually do!

Gbat

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By *batMan
over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"See my Internet is shit I posted this twice ahhhh !!"

But at least we got to see that great bum pic two more times!

Cheers,

Gbat

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

Seems to be a day of 1st World problems.

I got chocolate without having to move, but I'd drank all of my drink

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"Got myself all snug on my chair by the radiator.

Duvet under my legs, blanket over my legs, tucked in nicely.

Glass of Lucozade to aid recovery.

And I left my bloody advent calendar on the airer on the other side of the room

you better get there quick before the choccy melts...

It's a stand alone airer. I wouldn't be silly enough to leave chocolate near a radiator

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By *ad Nanna OP Woman
over a year ago

East London

"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?"

No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?

No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole."

You didn't get stuck did you? Although that's one way to get a whole load of firemen in your house

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Brum

"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?

No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole.

You didn't get stuck did you? Although that's one way to get a whole load of firemen in your house

How big you think the overflow is?

Hang on… or how small you think my nob is!!

As a Sam I’m very familiar with firemen.

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve just got in the bath and I need a wee

Is the toothbrush cup in reaching distance?

No, it’s ok. I managed to get most of it through the overflow hole.

You didn't get stuck did you? Although that's one way to get a whole load of firemen in your house

How big you think the overflow is?

Hang on… or how small you think my nob is!!

As a Sam I’m very familiar with firemen."

I don't know. Your penis and I have never been formerly introduced.

Being familiar with firemen must mean you have a very shiny helmet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my Internet is shit I posted this twice ahhhh !!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"See my Internet is shit I posted this twice ahhhh !!

Thanks lol

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