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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A one legged man in an arse kicking competition.

What other euphuisms amuse you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fart in a space suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a chocolate tea pot, as a handbrake on a canoe, and a personal favourite one of mine, as much use as a bag of bollucks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an Ashtray on a Ducati

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a chocolate tea pot, as a handbrake on a canoe, and a personal favourite one of mine, as much use as a bag of bollucks!"

i wanted to say chocolate tea pot! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as much use as a chocolate fire guard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mad as a box of frogs

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

when someone is being a bit thick.....'its like talking to a bath full of bubbles'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"when someone is being a bit thick.....'its like talking to a bath full of bubbles'"

no- sandwich short of a picnic x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About as much use as knickers on a whore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she had a fanny like a yawning donkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so ugly he couldn't score in a barrel of fanny's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hes two cans short of a six pack.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

A face like a bag of nails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A face like a melted welly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's so thick, he makes two short planks look like a computer

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

as much use as a trap door in a canoe..

or tits on a fish..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As much use as a carrot in Scotland....

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"As much use as a carrot in Scotland.... "

can they not bedeep fried then...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so unlucky if i fell in a barrel of nipples i'd still come out sucking my thumb xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She got a fanny like a yawning donkey

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

As much use as the Pope's testicles

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By *phroditeWoman
over a year ago

(She/ her) in Sensualityland


"As much use as the Pope's testicles "
Back to bed, you and that's an order!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A limp wrist in a wanking competition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About as much use as knickers on a whore "

In winter they wear them and pull em to one side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"About as much use as knickers on a whore "

In winter they wear them and pull em to one side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catflap in a submarine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"an Ashtray on a Ducati "

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"As much use as the Pope's testicles

Back to bed, you and that's an order!!! "

Just my last contribution before retiring for the night Sleep well everyone xxx

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Brilliant responses guys, but non of you seem to be the sharpest tool in the box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brilliant responses guys, but non of you seem to be the sharpest tool in the box "

The sharpest tool in the box - is No use to Anyone Thats not as Bright as the Lights on a christmas Tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lights are on but no-ones home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lift don't go to the top floor !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lights are on but no-ones home "

Awwwww... Ya not that bad....

And such delectable headlamps....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tory at a food bank.

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By *ce Winger OP   Man
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I fear some of you may be a sandwich short of a picnic

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