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Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
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"Always do it every couple of weeks so it doesn't feel as itchy when it starts to grow back "I would usually do it weekly but haven't been having sex or taking nudes recently so I let myself go | |||
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"Always do it every couple of weeks so it doesn't feel as itchy when it starts to grow back
I would usually do it weekly but haven't been having sex or taking nudes recently so I let myself go"Surely making your cock look bigger is reason enough  | |||
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"Always do it every couple of weeks so it doesn't feel as itchy when it starts to grow back
I would usually do it weekly but haven't been having sex or taking nudes recently so I let myself go
Surely making your cock look bigger is reason enough "For self gratification? 
I'm just happy I can see it again without having to search through the bush | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this." Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant | |||
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"I knew _eli would be along…" Hey babycakes, didn't want to disappoint. If there's a thread on sex, cheese, books or hair, I'm there. Missing the feeling of my prickly legs? | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this." Is it festive topiary Meli | |||
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"I knew _eli would be along…" She loves the serious topics | |||
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while" So a year? | |||
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"So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
Do you need to trim/shave? How long has it been for you? "Just don't do it, bask in your glory, refuse to follow the bald gang | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Is it festive topiary Meli" That's a good point, it's has to be a snow flake or reindeer now | |||
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"So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
Do you need to trim/shave? How long has it been for you?
Just don't do it, bask in your glory, refuse to follow the bald gang "I couldn't wait any longer, I'd usually just trim it down but I've gone full on shave for a change | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant "I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!! | |||
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"I shave twice a week, stops the itch and keeps it less of an effort haha" That's dedication to smoothness | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!! "If you said Chester I'd be impressed but now I'm slightly disappointed in you | |||
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while So a year? "Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself. | |||
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"I knew _eli would be along… Hey babycakes, didn't want to disappoint. If there's a thread on sex, cheese, books or hair, I'm there. Missing the feeling of my prickly legs? " Hello Mrs Tiggy-winkle. | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Is it festive topiary Meli That's a good point, it's has to be a snow flake or reindeer now "Brilliant idea OP, make sure you're exfoliating, don't want any ingrown surprises come Christmas day. | |||
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while So a year?
Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself."Yes, it was called lockdown | |||
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"I shave my legs and bits daily in the bath." That a lot of razors unless you're using a rechargeable | |||
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"Usually tidy up down there the day I’m meeting someone for sex, inbetween that I don’t bother , so Monday just gone was the last trim "Me neither, I spruce for meets and photos | |||
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"I shave my legs and bits daily in the bath. That a lot of razors unless you're using a rechargeable " A disposable razor lasts me a week. | |||
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"I shave my legs and bits daily in the bath." Are they competing or are you just trying to keep on top of it | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Is it festive topiary Meli That's a good point, it's has to be a snow flake or reindeer now
Brilliant idea OP, make sure you're exfoliating, don't want any ingrown surprises come Christmas day."I do have them now and then, picture when it's done
Does rubbing myself with coconut oil count? | |||
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"Just a trim seems like it's not as often like it's went dormant not sure if that's due to age or it's given up "I wish my would stop growing | |||
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while So a year?
Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself.
Yes, it was called lockdown "But you were allowed to touch yourself during lockdown | |||
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"Every day in the shower. As Baden-Powell said... Be prepared " There's nothing like rushing to shave your bit with a bic though | |||
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"D trim's everything fortnightly, ball's always smooth for my tongue #vestedinterest Personally always trimmed, like to shave for meets and club's but he hates the few days after.." The bristle stage can cause friction | |||
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"I shave my legs and bits daily in the bath. That a lot of razors unless you're using a rechargeable A disposable razor lasts me a week." I guess there's hardly anything to shave after a day | |||
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"Just last week before then it had been a wee while So a year?
Nah don't be silly, could you imagine a whole year of not shaving, wouldn't even be touching myself.
Yes, it was called lockdown
But you were allowed to touch yourself during lockdown "And I did, I was just very hairy
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"I do usually trust for every couple of weeks but I've been pretty poorly for about 4 weeks so it's a mess "Hope you're feeling better now | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant "Christmas tree, surely | |||
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"So I've just shaved down south for the first time in about 2 months and it took like what seemed like forever while freezing in the shower
Honestly I could have played golf with the hair ball that came out of the plug hole
Do you need to trim/shave? How long has it been for you?
Just don't do it, bask in your glory, refuse to follow the bald gang "I don’t particularly like shaved skin on others so unlikely to shave myself! Never shaved anything but my face. I think I’ve trimmed twice since joining fab, both times an ask ,,found it a bit rude but went along with it. Someone also sent me photos of mens beards I should grow  | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. " I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes | |||
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"Just a trim seems like it's not as often like it's went dormant not sure if that's due to age or it's given up
I wish my would stop growing "Well since they are hidden from the light maybe shock them by daylight anything possible | |||
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"Every eve for me as part of my bath routine x" Can't break routine | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant
Christmas tree, surely"My later comment was snowflake or reindeer | |||
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"I do sometimes shave, but I’m lasered also, so there isn’t much hair left, it’s way better "I'll have to have a closer look to check they're doing a good job for you | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant
Christmas tree, surely"Mine smells of pine?? Would that work?? | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!!
If you said Chester I'd be impressed but now I'm slightly disappointed in you "I actually feel like I’ve let you down | |||
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"Mine smells of pine?? Would that work?? "From rubbing on pine trees, sir?  | |||
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"Mine smells of pine?? Would that work??
From rubbing on pine trees, sir? "Yes!! Lets agree thats how it happened and say nothing more about it!! | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes ". I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days | |||
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"I knew _eli would be along… Hey babycakes, didn't want to disappoint. If there's a thread on sex, cheese, books or hair, I'm there. Missing the feeling of my prickly legs? Hello Mrs Tiggy-winkle." Hey SH and GM 
(It's a step up from Frizz so I'm taking it) | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days "I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing. | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing. "Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff! | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!"Because i have an eye for detail and absolutely no filters at times… if you had a heart in your ladypleasure allotment then made it into a heart shape and dyed it red given the anatomy in said area - wouldn’t it look like a broken heart?? The public have a right to know!! | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!"Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea.  Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received? | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received? "I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received?
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah "Wtf - that’s criminal!!  | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received?
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah
Wtf - that’s criminal!! "Haha. That’s marriage | |||
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"Everything gets waxed once a month come rain or shine. I’m not very hairy anyway though which is handy and it’s really fair. I always thought you would have plaits in your pubes
. I did shape a heart and dye it red once for Valentine’s Day back in the olden days
I have a heart stencil! Jamie Hants styled her hair once and that was enough to persuade me to buy the same thing.
Do you! A stencil would have been much less of a faff!
Yes! Unused because my ex laughed at the idea. Can't blame her really. Was your heart a bit better received?
I think that was the time I answered the door when he got home from work in a skimpy little lingerie outfit and I’d made a nice dinner. Told him to relax on the sofa whilst I got it ready and he fell asleep. I put my pjs on and went to bed. So nah
Wtf - that’s criminal!!
Haha. That’s marriage "Id be having dessert first!!! Then see if you still want dinner? | |||
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"I trim occasionally but it's bleeding cold, so I'm happily growing my own insulation at present "That sounds like a good excuse | |||
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"It's been... some time. I did shave my legs last night and they're lovely and soft and smooth. I'm going to do some topiary this weekend, think I'll need a few razors. It's really good to share this with you random person reading this. Are you going to shape it like a puppy or something more exotic? Maybe a parrot or a elephant
I shaved mine into the shape of the cake from Alice in wonderland - says eat me and a big arrow to my impressive looking penis!!!
If you said Chester I'd be impressed but now I'm slightly disappointed in you
I actually feel like I’ve let you down " | |||
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"It's cold. Added insulation. " Yes my only regret is I now have a cold cock and balls | |||
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"It's cold. Added insulation. Yes my only regret is I now have a cold cock and balls " Mine are toasty | |||
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"It's cold. Added insulation. Yes my only regret is I now have a cold cock and balls Mine are toasty" I can smell them from here | |||
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