FabSwingers.com forum: 15 ways to satisfy your woman

By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

. You know... Those gq articles...

Any experts care to profer.?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

". You know... Those gq articles...

Any experts care to profer.? "

1 cake and 14 glasses Of wine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". You know... Those gq articles...

Any experts care to profer.?

1 cake and 14 glasses Of wine!!

14?!!!! You like your ladies comatose?

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Looking around town and in shops/cafes I'd say 15 years of free phone time.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Listening to them

And then making a spreadsheet and if they mention something enough times, it gets a tick, unless proceeded by, 'that useless shitting....'

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

1-12 = make good coffee

13 = learn female anatomy

14 = regular affection

Easy peasy

Mrs

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

". You know... Those gq articles...

Any experts care to profer.?

1 cake and 14 glasses Of wine!!

14?!!!! You like your ladies comatose?

After 14 I get away with saying I look like George Clooney - before that im more Rosemary Clooney!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a Dyson for Christmas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got 15 chores and sex ain't one of em.

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Visiting Blackpool

Put the bins out

Be quiet, especially during Strictly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". You know... Those gq articles...

Any experts care to profer.?

1 cake and 14 glasses Of wine!!

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed me and tell me I’m pretty it’s easy peasy.

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"Buy her a Dyson for Christmas.

So she can learn to suck like one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feed her

Share her

Wine

Mrs C

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By *ackformore100 OP Man
over a year ago

Tin town

Blimey. You women are a lot easier to satisfy on here than the gq variety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Buy her a Dyson for Christmas.

So she can learn to suck like one? "

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1

Take her shoe shopping and know your stuff

Know your courts from your plantforms

To you ankle boots to you thigh high boots to your over the knee boots

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Touch her skin lots

Provide chocolate/cake

Have eyes that she can drown in

Cook for her

Keep her warm

Listen to her when she speaks

Learn her body

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Touch her skin lots

Provide chocolate/cake

Have eyes that she can drown in

Cook for her

Keep her warm

Listen to her when she speaks

Learn her body "

1/2 can stella and you can share my sausage - final offer!!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Touch her skin lots

Provide chocolate/cake

Have eyes that she can drown in

Cook for her

Keep her warm

Listen to her when she speaks

Learn her body

1/2 can stella and you can share my sausage - final offer!!

Is it a jumbo sausage?

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By *inger_the_NinjaMan
over a year ago

Frome

Don't feed her after midnight

Don't get her wet

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Touch her skin lots

Provide chocolate/cake

Have eyes that she can drown in

Cook for her

Keep her warm

Listen to her when she speaks

Learn her body

1/2 can stella and you can share my sausage - final offer!!

Is it a jumbo sausage?

Try before you buy madam - taste sensation guaranteed or your panties back!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as at least 4 of them are essentially the same, 2 don't make sense, and 1 is as obvious as breathing is, then I think it will be a fine list that will entertain for whole seconds.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"as long as at least 4 of them are essentially the same, 2 don't make sense, and 1 is as obvious as breathing is, then I think it will be a fine list that will entertain for whole seconds."

Optimism!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Look at her as if she's the most precious thing in the world.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Look at her as if she's the most precious thing in the world.

What? My guitars???

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By *r laidbackMan
over a year ago

London & New Brighton

fuck her like its the last day on earth, when you kiss her do it with passion and hold her till she knows she safe in your arms and when she wakes up look at her with delight in your eyes.

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Buy her a Mars bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just give her your credit card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. Do as she says

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feed me and tell me I’m pretty it’s easy peasy. "

This works on me too

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Turn up when you say, bring craft beer, enjoy singing loudly and badly to rock music, sprawl on sofa talking bollocks, give her a cwtch. Don't fight her for the last Pringle, take her to the seaside to watch the waves.

Oh and fuck like it's the last night of your lives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 have a woman to satisfy

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