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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford

A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)

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By *ack688Man
over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

That reminds me of a scene from a movie but I can’t think which one it was now? Hmmm…

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Glass door of my mums cooker all over my legs a few years ago whilst I was stood next to it

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

A breech explosion on a scimitar 30 mm rarden canon

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By *ustamanMan
over a year ago

weymouth


"Glass door of my mums cooker all over my legs a few years ago whilst I was stood next to it "

If cillit bang was used to clean it I've had customers have exactly the same experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

20+ years ago I had a cooker with a glass lid to go over the hob. I had forgotten to turn off the hob and closed the glass lid. I was bending in front of the cooker to check food in the oven when there was a big bang and I had small pieces of hot glass cascade over me. Thankfully I wasn't injured but the lino on the floor around me melted as the glass landed.

NBVN x

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field


"Glass door of my mums cooker all over my legs a few years ago whilst I was stood next to it

If cillit bang was used to clean it I've had customers have exactly the same experience "

Does exactly what it say on the tin

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By *aucyladMan
over a year ago

Dublin


"20+ years ago I had a cooker with a glass lid to go over the hob. I had forgotten to turn off the hob and closed the glass lid. I was bending in front of the cooker to check food in the oven when there was a big bang and I had small pieces of hot glass cascade over me. Thankfully I wasn't injured but the lino on the floor around me melted as the glass landed.

NBVN x"

I'm still stuck in my head of you bending over...I'll get to the rest later.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"
condom exploded inside her she provided it but it was well passed its sell by date..... Nothing untoward happened though for all the omg people

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"

A car, a microwave oven, a TV and a gas BBQ.

Oh. And a firework. Looked like one of those huge cake style ones and there was what looked like a fuse on the side. So I lit it, thinking I had a fair few seconds to walk away.

Just as I turned round the whole thing went off. It wasn't a firework. It was a roll of Chinese firecrackers that hadn't been unwrapped.

A

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"That reminds me of a scene from a movie but I can’t think which one it was now? Hmmm…"

Was it lethal weapon with the sith efrikins.?

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester


"That reminds me of a scene from a movie but I can’t think which one it was now? Hmmm…

Was it lethal weapon with the sith efrikins.? "

Deuce Bigalow??

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

I had a Pyrex dish explode... Seeing all the glass related comments wonder if it's a long term strategy of the French...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"20+ years ago I had a cooker with a glass lid to go over the hob. I had forgotten to turn off the hob and closed the glass lid. I was bending in front of the cooker to check food in the oven when there was a big bang and I had small pieces of hot glass cascade over me. Thankfully I wasn't injured but the lino on the floor around me melted as the glass landed.

NBVN x

I'm still stuck in my head of you bending over...I'll get to the rest later."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

My arse after a bad curry

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Poor fishes.

I was woken up by the Buncefield Oil terminal going bang once.

I was quite some way away as well. Helluva bang.

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

Kent


"My arse after a bad curry "

Dangerous!

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

I once put a glowing hot pyrex dish straight out of the oven into the sink to wash it,

the sink must have been wet and cold...

the dish shattered all around the kitchen!!!

Glad to say I wasn't hurt but the bang sure shook me up...!

And it took a lot of clearing up afterwards.

Won't make that mistake again.

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By *azza72Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"

Did it flood the plaice?

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Pint glass in my hand, after taking it out of the glass washer in the pub.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"

Jizz

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By *hogun300Man
over a year ago

Dundee

Ah fuck, is this the radisson blue?

We stayed here about 5 years ago. It's a great spectacle. The rooms look out on to it. It's huge.

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Was working in Houston many years ago. One night a few of us had just left the oil terminal and were having a beer inside the bar just outside the gate. There was a huge boom and the building literally shook. We all shot outside and saw that an oil storage tank had exploded and was in flames. Another couple went up soon after causing massive damage and home evacuations. Was a sobering thought that 15 minutes earlier we had been walking past the tanks that blew.

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"

I've stayed in that hotel, the aquarium was stunning

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By *eiaorganaWoman
over a year ago

Dundee


"Ah fuck, is this the radisson blue?

We stayed here about 5 years ago. It's a great spectacle. The rooms look out on to it. It's huge."

Shogun beat me to it, we had requested an aquarium facing room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard about this... a million litres! Must have been quite something!!

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)"

Probably something in the microwave...I know something very boring.

BTW you know snow/ice/cold play is part of foreplay right?

One advice column told me to have a bowl of ice and a cup of tea and alternate between the two while giving head.

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By *entBarryUK OP   Man
over a year ago

Ashford


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)

Probably something in the microwave...I know something very boring.

BTW you know snow/ice/cold play is part of foreplay right?

One advice column told me to have a bowl of ice and a cup of tea and alternate between the two while giving head. "

Well that sounds like fun! Ive used ice cubes before during foreplay.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

In a chemistry lesson one day, the teacher was doing an experiment using gas syringes. Some reaction occurred and one of the plungers from the gas syringes shot across the room hit a water tap and completely disintegrated. If it hadn't hit the tap it would have gone through a window above the playground. The lab was on the first floor.

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By *inkyfun2013Couple
over a year ago

lewisham


"A huge aquarium inside a hotel in Berlin has exploded!

What have you forumites had that's exploded in your life?

(First one to mention jizz explosion gets a cold snowball down the trousers)

I've stayed in that hotel, the aquarium was stunning "

Fish Surprise is going to feature on the hotel restaurant menu for the next few weeks.

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