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"I like to see the banjo string mid-snap. Please upload a video "I wanna see post snap. I like a bit of gore. | |||
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"...I thought you pawned your foreskin for FaF tokens; you told me that was a slice of Honey Roast Ham? "That wasn’t honey, honey | |||
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"I like to see the banjo string mid-snap. Please upload a video
I wanna see post snap.
I like a bit of gore. "Why am I hearing the song from the film Deliverance because of you two?
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs" How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile  | |||
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"Hi Fabbers, first time poster here so please be gentle with me. I’m looking for advice regarding a cock pic I’m thinking of taking and was wondering if the people of Fab like to see floppy knobs with the foreskin over the bell end? Or, do people prefer seeing a big roaster on where the banjo string is almost about to snap and you can’t see the foreskin? Any help would be much appreciated Love and Penis "Attach your foreskin to some fishing line by a hook and hang weights from it to show how impressively strong it is. Chicks dig that shit. A *bonus kudos if you can get a hard on and bounce the weights up and down to the them tune from Rocky. | |||
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"Hi Fabbers, first time poster here so please be gentle with me. I’m looking for advice regarding a cock pic I’m thinking of taking and was wondering if the people of Fab like to see floppy knobs with the foreskin over the bell end? Or, do people prefer seeing a big roaster on where the banjo string is almost about to snap and you can’t see the foreskin? Any help would be much appreciated Love and Penis
Attach your foreskin to some fishing line by a hook and hang weights from it to show how impressively strong it is.
Chicks dig that shit.
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*bonus kudos if you can get a hard on and bounce the weights up and down to the them tune from Rocky. "I can fit £1.42 in 2p’s down my foreskin | |||
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"Hi Fabbers, first time poster here so please be gentle with me. I’m looking for advice regarding a cock pic I’m thinking of taking and was wondering if the people of Fab like to see floppy knobs with the foreskin over the bell end? Or, do people prefer seeing a big roaster on where the banjo string is almost about to snap and you can’t see the foreskin? Any help would be much appreciated Love and Penis "I think it would be best to have one of each, cover all bases and make the numbers work for you, just don't spoil it by forgetting the Virgin T.V remote  | |||
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"Flaccid with the little bit of boxer fluff peaking out the end." That’s every morning then | |||
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"Personally i find foreskin unattractive " What if the foreskin has a great personality | |||
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"Personally i find foreskin unattractive What if the foreskin has a great personality " He can entertain someone else  | |||
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"Well Rex, I love you in any shape or form. I would wank to both of those scenarios. I actually just saw a photo of someone on here, spreading their asshole wide open over a plate of fish and chips. I'm not sure how I am feeling right now, but that would be a good photo for you to take. "But chippy night is tomorrow FFS always the bridesmaid  | |||
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"Hi Fabbers, first time poster here so please be gentle with me. I’m looking for advice regarding a cock pic I’m thinking of taking and was wondering if the people of Fab like to see floppy knobs with the foreskin over the bell end? Or, do people prefer seeing a big roaster on where the banjo string is almost about to snap and you can’t see the foreskin? Any help would be much appreciated Love and Penis
I think it would be best to have one of each, cover all bases and make the numbers work for you, just don't spoil it by forgetting the Virgin T.V remote "Thankyou for your sound advice. I’ll be able to widen my net taking approach | |||
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"Personally i find foreskin unattractive " You can have my stiffy photo then  | |||
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"I think the best one would be a flaccid nob shot with you stretching the foreskin forward as far as it will stretch. Take this artistic pic over an open toilet and you’ll doubtless be swiftly swimming in a veritable sea of clunge ….maybe "It’ll look like a deformed Stretch Armstrong | |||
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile "Oh god. I looked.. why did I look  | |||
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"Personally i find foreskin unattractive What if the foreskin has a great personality " And character…………. | |||
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"And flaccid cock pics. Cock pics going bareback into women too, especially up the arse, no thanks " I’m looking for lady that I can put my bareback ballbag in their arse | |||
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"Either - as long as it’s really really shiny!!! " You can see your face in it | |||
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile
Oh god. I looked.. why did I look "You’re welcome | |||
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"Well Rex, I love you in any shape or form. I would wank to both of those scenarios. I actually just saw a photo of someone on here, spreading their asshole wide open over a plate of fish and chips. I'm not sure how I am feeling right now, but that would be a good photo for you to take. "Well, that's me off gravy for the foreseeable  | |||
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"Rex - maybe you should ask the circumcised guys for advice. They should have plenty of tips.......
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? " I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story | |||
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"Well Rex, I love you in any shape or form. I would wank to both of those scenarios. I actually just saw a photo of someone on here, spreading their asshole wide open over a plate of fish and chips. I'm not sure how I am feeling right now, but that would be a good photo for you to take.
Well, that's me off gravy for the foreseeable "Chips, fish…………. AND GRAVY?? | |||
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"I like a retro penis so please pull it forward and tie it with a scrunchy.. cheers." What if I need a wee? | |||
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile
Oh god. I looked.. why did I look
You’re welcome "It's like the Eye of Sauron....but less red and flamey....
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"Well Rex, I love you in any shape or form. I would wank to both of those scenarios. I actually just saw a photo of someone on here, spreading their asshole wide open over a plate of fish and chips. I'm not sure how I am feeling right now, but that would be a good photo for you to take.
But chippy night is tomorrow FFS always the bridesmaid "Oh lovely delicious chippy. Don't forget to spread your ass next to the plate for extra flavour. | |||
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"As long as it has that tiny beautiful bit of pre-cum on it Rex it’ll do me "Yes it will ‘do you’ | |||
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile
Oh god. I looked.. why did I look
You’re welcome
It's like the Eye of Sauron....but less red and flamey....
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story "Not what I asked for, rex. And here's me thinking we were starting to bond  | |||
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"Well Rex, I love you in any shape or form. I would wank to both of those scenarios. I actually just saw a photo of someone on here, spreading their asshole wide open over a plate of fish and chips. I'm not sure how I am feeling right now, but that would be a good photo for you to take.
But chippy night is tomorrow FFS always the bridesmaid
Oh lovely delicious chippy. Don't forget to spread your ass next to the plate for extra flavour.
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story
Not what I asked for, rex. And here's me thinking we were starting to bond "I should’ve said it has googly eyes as well | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story "And you haven’t uploaded it ?! | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story "That's cockrial appropriation | |||
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile
Oh god. I looked.. why did I look
You’re welcome
It's like the Eye of Sauron....but less red and flamey....
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You’re my wife now "Excellent! In that case, as its so cold outside it's your turn to walk the dogs. And can you get some milk from Asda whilst you're out. And don't forget to full your car up with diesel as I'm off to get my hair done tomorrow and mines empty, so I'm taking yours. And if you do all that you might get a blowie later. A *there won't be a blowie. I fibbed. | |||
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"Can you not manage a photo mid-banjo snap? I like action pics "It’s worse than childbirth you know | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story
And you haven’t uploaded it ?!"I’ll send it you. It only cums out on special occasions | |||
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"I think what they really want to see is self removal with cheese wire " Ahhhhh Helmetdale  | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story
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"As long as you grip it so tight it’s virtually going black Oh and an arial view so I can see right down the eye would be lovely. Thanks Mrs How about a face on view of the eye? I have one of those in my profile
Oh god. I looked.. why did I look
You’re welcome
It's like the Eye of Sauron....but less red and flamey....
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You’re my wife now
Excellent!
In that case, as its so cold outside it's your turn to walk the dogs. And can you get some milk from Asda whilst you're out. And don't forget to full your car up with diesel as I'm off to get my hair done tomorrow and mines empty, so I'm taking yours.
And if you do all that you might get a blowie later.
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*there won't be a blowie. I fibbed. "Do I get to bum you though? | |||
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"My foreskin is so amazing it called a five skin." High five | |||
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"I have nothing but foreskin! "Is it like a walnut whip? | |||
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"I think a collage of several ranging from flacid to pull back hard as far as possible Mrs " I could make one of those flip books so you can see it grow then shoot | |||
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"I am still reeling from your eye one, Rex. " you like it reely | |||
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"Could you jam a sky remote down aforementioned foreskin too, just to reminisce…..those were the days " I’ve only got virgin now I’m afraid | |||
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"Not got any " I can see your roaster | |||
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"Either way would suffice as long as it’s sweetcorn free!!" It smells of tuna and sweetcorn to be fair | |||
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"I think a collage of several ranging from flacid to pull back hard as far as possible Mrs I could make one of those flip books so you can see it grow then shoot "How do you do that on your smart phone? | |||
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"I think what they really want to see is self removal with cheese wire Ahhhhh Helmetdale " | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story
And you haven’t uploaded it ?!
I’ll send it you. It only cums out on special occasions "An absolute masterpiece | |||
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"I think a collage of several ranging from flacid to pull back hard as far as possible Mrs I could make one of those flip books so you can see it grow then shoot
How do you do that on your smart phone? "Have you seen what’s on this phone? | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story
And you haven’t uploaded it ?!
I’ll send it you. It only cums out on special occasions
An absolute masterpiece "See, now you know why it only comes out for special occasions | |||
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"I have nothing but foreskin!
Is it like a walnut whip? "I can make it look like the ant eater from Pink Panther | |||
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"Hi Fabbers, first time poster here so please be gentle with me. I’m looking for advice regarding a cock pic I’m thinking of taking and was wondering if the people of Fab like to see floppy knobs with the foreskin over the bell end? Or, do people prefer seeing a big roaster on where the banjo string is almost about to snap and you can’t see the foreskin? Any help would be much appreciated Love and Penis "Draw a smiley face on it | |||
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"Hi Fabbers, first time poster here so please be gentle with me. I’m looking for advice regarding a cock pic I’m thinking of taking and was wondering if the people of Fab like to see floppy knobs with the foreskin over the bell end? Or, do people prefer seeing a big roaster on where the banjo string is almost about to snap and you can’t see the foreskin? Any help would be much appreciated Love and Penis
Draw a smiley face on it "Or stick on googley eyes | |||
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"I think a collage of several ranging from flacid to pull back hard as far as possible Mrs I could make one of those flip books so you can see it grow then shoot
How do you do that on your smart phone?
Have you seen what’s on this phone? "I don't think I want to | |||
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"Can you add googly eyes, regardless of your decision? I’ve got a pic with it wearing a green leprechaun top hat. True story
Not what I asked for, rex. And here's me thinking we were starting to bond
I should’ve said it has googly eyes as well "Wohooooo! | |||
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"I like to see the banjo string mid-snap. Please upload a video
I wanna see post snap.
I like a bit of gore. "Noooooooo! StopitStopitStopitStopitStopit | |||
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"I’ve had another artistic stroke of genius! Take a shot glass and stretch your foreskin in such a manner that it envelops around the bottom. Now point the open top of the glass towards your camera and take a pic. The result; thy penis will resemble a budding rose or possibly a Triffid in attack pose. Either way, it will be an awesome shot and fannarge shall surely be drawn to thyself like moths to a flame "Sounds like you’ve already tried this pose | |||
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"I’ve had another artistic stroke of genius! Take a shot glass and stretch your foreskin in such a manner that it envelops around the bottom. Now point the open top of the glass towards your camera and take a pic. The result; thy penis will resemble a budding rose or possibly a Triffid in attack pose. Either way, it will be an awesome shot and fannarge shall surely be drawn to thyself like moths to a flame
Sounds like you’ve already tried this pose "It was going really well to….until that was, the glass broke….  | |||
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"I’ve had another artistic stroke of genius! Take a shot glass and stretch your foreskin in such a manner that it envelops around the bottom. Now point the open top of the glass towards your camera and take a pic. The result; thy penis will resemble a budding rose or possibly a Triffid in attack pose. Either way, it will be an awesome shot and fannarge shall surely be drawn to thyself like moths to a flame
Sounds like you’ve already tried this pose
It was going really well to….until that was, the glass broke…. "Well if you need help removing splinters just holla | |||
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