FabSwingers.com forum: Best opener

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So I'm having problems getting replies on here. So any guys on here what opener has brought you the best success? Some women want a face picture I have no problem sending one of them. I send a body one and some ask for cock pictures but my cock is just average so not much point there. I normally send

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"So I'm having problems getting replies on here. So any guys on here what opener has brought you the best success? Some women want a face picture I have no problem sending one of them. I send a body one and some ask for cock pictures but my cock is just average so not much point there. I normally send

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere."

I know the fecking feeling...

If I send 10 messages i count myself lucky if I get one answer...so I wouldn't be any good to give advice to you.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

If you're looking for a cut and paste you can send to every viable female, that may be part of why you're not getting many replies.

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

This thread won't go the way you hoped man.

Firstly, there is no one "opener"

Read the profile, if you think you'll click, send them a message. You'll get a reply or you won't.

Simples

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere."
your profile pic is your face lol hey you're competing with many guys, guys who've been here a while and no the score, so what you've said so far is good but your profile is your advert and your words are too so make the messages count refer to profile, don't lead with sex, you got interest last night that's good, that's a start

good luck

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

One opening message will not work for every person you message on fab .

Read the person's profile and then send something to them that will actually make sense and prove you've read it.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

Read the profile

Do you match what they are looking for, pick out a few salient points compose your message around them, be polite, if it’s a couple address them both, be you don’t try to be someone else, add a bit of humour to the message. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So read the profile pick something from it then message do you guys mostly pick a personality trait they've maybe put on the their or something sexual.

So something like hey nice tits.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

I use a copy & paste of ‘Nice tits - would love a blowjob - when are you free?’ Get lots of replies - mostly from blokes I accidentally messaged to be fair - but im narrowing down the field as most people Have now blocked me - the. 7 people i can still message might be the ones!! I messaged ‘ User No Longer On site’ so will wait to hear back from her!!

Your best bet is as the others said - read the profile and if you think you’ll get on drop them a message highlighting where you think you have similar interests- women get 100’s of messages so make yours stand out from the ‘ fancy a fuck?’ Messages.

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By *ull English with teaMan
over a year ago

London

Ask them what they are having for tea. Works every time, except when it doesn’t.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Fulwood

"So read the profile pick something from it then message do you guys mostly pick a personality trait they've maybe put on the their or something sexual.

So something like hey nice tits."

Another idea is imagine they are standing in front of you - youve never met This woman before - would the first think you say be ‘hey - nice tits!’ - obviously I could get away with it cos I’m strangely irresistible and. COmpletely slap proof

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By *heshire DilfMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Tbf it's a lottery. Women have their pick on here. Literally hundreds of messages an hour. It's a full time admin job. You may not be doing much wrong, it may just be luck of the draw as to whether they can read your message before the next tsunami of messages comes in. Keep plucking away and you'll get something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them you’re bored/horny and ask what they’re doing.

Seems a popular opener so I’m assuming it works. Eventually.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I usually pick something from their bio or say something about a status they put up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tbf it's a lottery. Women have their pick on here. Literally hundreds of messages an hour. It's a full time admin job. You may not be doing much wrong, it may just be luck of the draw as to whether they can read your message before the next tsunami of messages comes in. Keep plucking away and you'll get something. "

Damn imagine if you are actually hot to i don't know how i managed to score this blonde from last night she'd have 2000+ messages easy so. no idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be yourself. Make sure you read their profile and if you have similar interests highlight that in your message. There’s no point in using a copy and paste message and sending it to everyone you’re interested in , they can usually tell and it’ll just end up being deleted.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

If I send 10 messages i count myself lucky if I get one answer...so I wouldn't be any good to give advice to you."
ahhh here my Celtic sister, maybe thats just that the lads see the msg then check your profile out and totally loose the run of themselves, next thing they know they back in the room 30 minutes after seeing your pics and with no clue what their name is

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.your profile pic is your face lol hey you're competing with many guys, guys who've been here a while and no the score, so what you've said so far is good but your profile is your advert and your words are too so make the messages count refer to profile, don't lead with sex, you got interest last night that's good, that's a start

good luck"

Obviously my "face"is shit if I don't get answers.lol

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

If I send 10 messages i count myself lucky if I get one answer...so I wouldn't be any good to give advice to you. ahhh here my Celtic sister, maybe thats just that the lads see the msg then check your profile out and totally loose the run of themselves, next thing they know they back in the room 30 minutes after seeing your pics and with no clue what their name is

I text couples and ladies ...just thunk I ever sent guys twice...and they didn't answer either

So you can't win on here.and I never send plain hi...always something witty and comment something from their profile or something we been talking on forums etc...

Oh well...

Their loss is all I can say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

I text couples and ladies ...just thunk I ever sent guys twice...and they didn't answer either

So you can't win on here.and I never send plain hi...always something witty and comment something from their profile or something we been talking on forums etc...

Oh well...

Their loss is all I can say.

you're definitely the girl i'd send hello tits cause fuck me if they were in my face i'd die.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

I text couples and ladies ...just thunk I ever sent guys twice...and they didn't answer either

So you can't win on here.and I never send plain hi...always something witty and comment something from their profile or something we been talking on forums etc...

Oh well...

Their loss is all I can say.

you're definitely the girl i'd send hello tits cause fuck me if they were in my face i'd die."

They would smother you.lol

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

Op there is no magic line or Opener,

Just as you scrolled the profiles and msg a lady that caught your eye, if the reciever likes what she sees and reads you might vet a reply, its a numvers game and tge numvers are well in the Fairer Sex side of the court.

Take time to read the profile, see is there an angle in there you can reply to, maybe start with humour, check out her/his profile pics, and comment on what grabs your eye,,

If all that fails, then ask these 2 Questions,,,

Wow you are stunning, have you any Irish in you ? ,, wait for your reoly No, then ask well, WOULD YOU LIKE SOME,?

You either get a lol or a virtual slap to the mush,,

50/50

But hey OP ill take those odds all day every day on here

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

I text couples and ladies ...just thunk I ever sent guys twice...and they didn't answer either

So you can't win on here.and I never send plain hi...always something witty and comment something from their profile or something we been talking on forums etc...

Oh well...

Their loss is all I can say.

"
send me something Witty there so. And ill try peel myself off your pics for a sec to reply,, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U ok

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By *ean counterMan
over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Do the same as me! Wait until someone messages you . I've sent numerous messages with zero response and to be fair when some of these people are getting loads and loads of mail why would they? Put up good pictures, get good verifications and the rest, as they say, will come naturally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good luck

Obviously my "face"is shit if I don't get answers.lol"

Try me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just be yourself. Make sure you read their profile and if you have similar interests highlight that in your message. There’s no point in using a copy and paste message and sending it to everyone you’re interested in , they can usually tell and it’ll just end up being deleted. "

Unless his name is Doofy Gilmore maybe don’t mention how the dyson sucks

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

good luck

Obviously my "face"is shit if I don't get answers.lol

Try me "

I'm more interested in couples...

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

I text couples and ladies ...just thunk I ever sent guys twice...and they didn't answer either

So you can't win on here.and I never send plain hi...always something witty and comment something from their profile or something we been talking on forums etc...

Oh well...

Their loss is all I can say.

send me something Witty there so. And ill try peel myself off your pics for a sec to reply,, lol"

Cheeky fecker

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

maybe had about 10 replies all bar one last night that led somewhere.

I know the fecking feeling...

I text couples and ladies ...just thunk I ever sent guys twice...and they didn't answer either

So you can't win on here.and I never send plain hi...always something witty and comment something from their profile or something we been talking on forums etc...

Oh well...

Their loss is all I can say.

send me something Witty there so. And ill try peel myself off your pics for a sec to reply,, lol

Cheeky fecker

"
ohhh you have no idea,,, yet

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

This will depend on ones date of birth and experiences but, I find either a P-38 or P-51 to be great openers.

Some will opt for electric openers or a corkscrew.

I've also used bic lighters,car door hinges and seat belt buckles as well.

There are some nutty bastidgizz out there who'll use their teeth.

Opinions will vary on this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

This will depend on ones date of birth and experiences but, I find either a P-38 or P-51 to be great openers.

Some will opt for electric openers or a corkscrew.

I've also used bic lighters,car door hinges and seat belt buckles as well.

There are some nutty bastidgizz out there who'll use their teeth.

Opinions will vary on this one.

"
lol

Dont forget your ring,

The one on your finger,,

Dont be nasty,

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Before sending a message I’d make sure your profile and pics was sounding and looking good first as that’s where people will look, after looking at your message. You’ve got to stand out from the crowd.

Your message should be polite and welcoming and not sleazy.

You’ve not asked for profile advice so I won’t give it.

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me."

that 1 is locked in the vault,

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me.

that 1 is locked in the vault,

you need a slap...

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Women are different op in their likes and wants.

Always Read their profile and usually it will say what they want ie a face pic or no cock pics,then just try and send a message to them that shows you've read the profile & most importantly fit what they're after too.

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

This will depend on ones date of birth and experiences but, I find either a P-38 or P-51 to be great openers.

Some will opt for electric openers or a corkscrew.

I've also used bic lighters,car door hinges and seat belt buckles as well.

There are some nutty bastidgizz out there who'll use their teeth.

Opinions will vary on this one.

on one exercise in the army we tried as many places on a tank to open bottles,

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"U ok"

Send some girls my way Tmontana.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me."

I think you need to be abit politer young lady.. should be

Hello there cumslut can i interest you in bouncing on my hard thick cock?

This is better.

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

This will depend on ones date of birth and experiences but, I find either a P-38 or P-51 to be great openers.

Some will opt for electric openers or a corkscrew.

I've also used bic lighters,car door hinges and seat belt buckles as well.

There are some nutty bastidgizz out there who'll use their teeth.

Opinions will vary on this one.

on one exercise in the army we tried as many places on a tank to open bottles, "

Oh jeeze!

A million and one ways to open a bottle on an afv...just open your eyes!

Bwah ha ha bbq!

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By *rtyIanMan
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

This will depend on ones date of birth and experiences but, I find either a P-38 or P-51 to be great openers.

Some will opt for electric openers or a corkscrew.

I've also used bic lighters,car door hinges and seat belt buckles as well.

There are some nutty bastidgizz out there who'll use their teeth.

Opinions will vary on this one.

on one exercise in the army we tried as many places on a tank to open bottles,

Oh jeeze!

A million and one ways to open a bottle on an afv...just open your eyes!

Bwah ha ha bbq! "

Needless to say it wasn’t a dry exercise

And a bottle of baileys fits perfectly in the ammo storage clamp

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By *im75Her77Couple
over a year ago

937 S.W.

This will depend on ones date of birth and experiences but, I find either a P-38 or P-51 to be great openers.

Some will opt for electric openers or a corkscrew.

I've also used bic lighters,car door hinges and seat belt buckles as well.

There are some nutty bastidgizz out there who'll use their teeth.

Opinions will vary on this one.

on one exercise in the army we tried as many places on a tank to open bottles,

Oh jeeze!

A million and one ways to open a bottle on an afv...just open your eyes!

Bwah ha ha bbq!

Needless to say it wasn’t a dry exercise

And a bottle of baileys fits perfectly in the ammo storage clamp "

Lmao! Right on!

When in doubt, swing the bottle at something hard and pray someone has panty hose to strain the glass shards!

Too damned hilarious!

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By *nipeMan
over a year ago

Doncaster

I know how you feel mate!. I don't even bother now... if they want you, they will find you!

.. just keep updating your status, or put a new pic up every other week....Will help get you noticed..

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By *he AmbassadorMan
over a year ago

IRLANDA. / Prague. / Cil Dara

"Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me.

that 1 is locked in the vault,

you need a slap..."
ohhh i think you are right,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you learned from the other threads you've started on this subject?

I'd say 'not a lot' because you seem to have taken absolutely nothing on board, and just keep plugging on asking the same question.

Was it Einstein who once said 'only a fool does the same thing over and over again expecting a different result'

Have you actually read any of the advice you've been given so far?

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me."

You always say the nicest things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi slut, come and bounce on my dick usually works like a treat for me."

Speak into existence and someone will say this..

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

"I know how you feel mate!. I don't even bother now... if they want you, they will find you!

.. just keep updating your status, or put a new pic up every other week....Will help get you noticed..

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This

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By *hathappensnowCouple
over a year ago

Rotherham

Just try “country road” and see what they reply with

(Sing it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be hot

Be funny

Catch me in a good mood.

Bang.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be hot

Be funny

Catch me in a good mood.

Bang."

What emoji matches your current mood?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be hot

Be funny

Catch me in a good mood.

Bang.

What emoji matches your current mood?"

(Fuckoffunlessyourehotandfunny)

Dam it.

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Just being myself no secret formula able to have a normal conversation and keep it going with no expectations touch of humour similar to any bar or club bus stop in the street whilst shopping am I weird

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