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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

What is your dirty food

Me I am having a mixed doner

That's tomorrows Grinch's cafe sorted as well

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

One can’t beat a nice, greasy doner

It’s pure, fabulous filth! (and I loves them!)

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cheese, chips and gravy.

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple
over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

meat feast pizza, the bigger the better

cold next day is yummy too

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By *aturefun63Man
over a year ago

Belper

Donner shish mix with chilli and mint sauce

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Chef special mix grill full meat + doner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a doner

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By *aughty but nice...Man
over a year ago

Staffs

KFC

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

A big juicy boner can't be beat!!

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By *ena AmourTV/TS
over a year ago

Chard

*doner, of course I meant doner

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"A big juicy boner can't be beat!!"

boner or doner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinese food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big juicy boner can't be beat!!"

Ideally, a lot more than one

yes, I can b a greedy gurl

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By *rtyIan OP Man
over a year ago

Gateway to the Beacons

"Chinese food

have to be careful as they use groundnut oil ie peanut oil and I am allergic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chinese food

have to be careful as they use groundnut oil ie peanut oil and I am allergic "

Oh yeah probably best staying away from that then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pizza from the local takeaway. Standard cheese one or a doner pizza if I'm feel really dirty

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I was recently introduced to Domino's Cheeseburger pizza.

I'll probably have another before Christmas.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We had a fish and chip supper tonight. Tasty but clearly not especially healthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a hot chow mein last

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We ordered dominoes pizzas in at work for lunch today, together with garlic pizza bread, potato wedges and chocolate cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominos pizza for me is the ultimate dirty food.

That or a kebab on the way home after a night out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days. "

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

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By *edhead72Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham and Ashby

Tomato soup white bread with lots of butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

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I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent

Meaty pizza from local takeaway with added diner meat

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!"

I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth

, so I'd still get embarrassed probably

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!

I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth

, so I'd still get embarrassed probably

You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

I do the same thing now too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!

I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth

, so I'd still get embarrassed probably

You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate

Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

A burger from a cafe with smoked salty bacon, eggs and onions with it. That shit is so greasy you can see the oil oozing through the brown bag.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!

I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth

, so I'd still get embarrassed probably

You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate

Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo

No probs, cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!

I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth

, so I'd still get embarrassed probably

You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate

Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo

No probs, cock

Thanks, you're a good cunt

(Dontcha just love regional terms of endearment haha!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy chips with gravy with a few sausages too

Mr x

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Kibab. Not healthy but tastes so nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated "

If there's one thing to say about us, we know how to orchestrate a heart attack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated

If there's one thing to say about us, we know how to orchestrate a heart attack! "

We do seem to have an obsession with cooking anything in batter

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By *aptain Caveman41Man
over a year ago

Home

Donor tray all the ingredients of a donor on top of a tray of chips, yummy.

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By *inballs99Man
over a year ago

Blackheath

A cheese sandwich that I dropped on the floor in the garden! I have dietary requirements!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Don't judge, but a Greggs steak bake on a thick buttered roll is my ultimate scheme food. Reserved mainly for the worst hangover days.

I have a scotch pie on a roll and when I ask for it they look at me as if I’ve got two heads

I know! I try to be discreet now ordering the bake and then 'oh can I have a buttered roll too please'. Filthy food

A pastie barm is a delicacy round here. You wouldn't need to be secretive!

I just tried to pronounce barm in my accent (barrrrrrrrm) and it actually hurt my mouth

, so I'd still get embarrassed probably

You could, at a stretch, ask for a pastie/pie/steak bake on a bread roll. I think it'd go through with the need for Google Translate

Failing that, if I'm ever in your necks of the woods dying with a hangover, I'd be eternally grateful if you could just order me one up in the local lingo

No probs, cock

Thanks, you're a good cunt

(Dontcha just love regional terms of endearment haha!) "

I think cock/cocker is a particularly good 'un and it horrifies non locals. We address kids as cock round here - it's nothing to do with man sausages

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated

If there's one thing to say about us, we know how to orchestrate a heart attack! "

Least they die greasefully

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated

If there's one thing to say about us, we know how to orchestrate a heart attack!

We do seem to have an obsession with cooking anything in batter

But it got you on the map

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Country battered orange chips

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By *ld StrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Telford

Messy warm nachos with everything on them … sour cream, salsa, guacamole, chilli or pulled pork, crispy onions and cheese mmmm

Or a greasy kebab garlic mayo lots red cabbage and onion ??

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

Sausage and egg McMuffin, hash brown and a latte. I plan on eating one a bit later this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A donner kebab is too tier dirty food. And probably my go to when I feel the need to stuff my face with fat meat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Munchie box the best are up Scotland where I believe it originated "

Is that the same one Rate My Takeaway did the review on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black Country battered orange chips

Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black Country battered orange chips

Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country

That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black Country battered orange chips

Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country

That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then

Did I say can't bring myself to? I meant just need a reason to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black Country battered orange chips

Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country

That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then

Did I say can't bring myself to? I meant just need a reason to

Yes that's exactly what you said

Fuck sake hardly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black Country battered orange chips

Always wanted to try these, but can't bring myself to have to visit the black country

That's cool, guess I'll have to dive into chips instead of your penis then

Did I say can't bring myself to? I meant just need a reason to

Yes that's exactly what you said

Fuck sake hardly

What? Just lost in translation is all

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