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By *bi Haive OP   Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Most days Fox shows me something she's found on Facey that makes her, and subsequently me, either chuckle rather loudly or as in today's case - results in a serious 'WTAF??' face. A bit like this.

Today's golden nugget is this.

'Jizzy Jewellery'. Actually spelt 'jewelry' as its from across the pond where it seems letters are more expensive and as such often discarded to keep costs down when spelling.

Yep. The woman who brought the world items of jewellery fashioned from breast milk has gone further and now creates custom pieces formed from spunk.

Would you be happy to wear a partners baby gravy around your neck (and I'm not talking the more traditional 'pearl necklace') or does the thought of having some man milk in your ring (fnarr fnarr) float your boat?

Apparently they're a popular post vasectomy gift between couples. I suppose that's one way to immortalise your swimmers without letting them grow into full blown crotch fruit.

Creative? Yes. Original? Most definitely. Not sure I'd want to be the poor sod opening the daily post each morning though....

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

Oh lord. I heard about these earlier this year.

Definitely a unique “gift”

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Sweet Jizzus. I went the conventional route and had 3 kids with the ex as an eternal reminder of the contents of his ball sac

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By *arkandlovelyWoman
over a year ago

South Derbyshire

I think breast milk keepsakes are a lovely idea and something I really regret not doing, but jizz jewellery? No, grim.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seen this! she has a page on tik tok where she shows you how she makes the jewellery. She said her most popular style is the pearl necklace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sweet Jizzus. I went the conventional route and had 3 kids with the ex as an eternal reminder of the contents of his ball sac "

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