FabSwingers.com forum: This week I’m looking for……..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

……….. a lady who looks a lot like Adriana Chechik and who wouldn’t be put off by a bit of accidental anal. After all I will be extremely enthusiastic and ‘slippage’ is inevitable

Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits.

I’d love to hear from you if you fit the bill.

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

Watch and learn grasshopper. Watch and learn

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

Rex pick me pick me!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I know a Nora Batty lookalike if you have no luck in this righteous quest Rex good sir….

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex pick me pick me!

Would you be OK with a bit of ‘accidental’ anal?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know a Nora Batty lookalike if you have no luck in this righteous quest Rex good sir….

Beggars can’t be choosers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

We can always print her face off on A4 and make a paper mask

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

It’s yours

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"……….. a lady who looks a lot like Adriana Chechik and who wouldn’t be put off by a bit of accidental anal. After all I will be extremely enthusiastic and ‘slippage’ is inevitable

Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits.

I’d love to hear from you if you fit the bill.

Love and Peace

I think ive found the section to put on next years valentines cards

‘ Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits. ’ - happy valentines day!!!

Got a feeling next year is the year!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Rex pick me pick me!

Would you be OK with a bit of ‘accidental’ anal?

No.. I would like deliberate anal please and thank you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

Watch and learn grasshopper. Watch and learn

I would get my notepad out but all the pages seem stuck together

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

We can always print her face off on A4 and make a paper mask

Oooh genius, that's also a good idea for a new profile picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……….. a lady who looks a lot like Adriana Chechik and who wouldn’t be put off by a bit of accidental anal. After all I will be extremely enthusiastic and ‘slippage’ is inevitable

Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits.

I’d love to hear from you if you fit the bill.

Love and Peace

I think ive found the section to put on next years valentines cards

‘ Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits. ’ - happy valentines day!!!

Got a feeling next year is the year!!

If that verse doesn’t have you buying an M&S valentines meal deal then I’ll eat my undies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rex pick me pick me!

Would you be OK with a bit of ‘accidental’ anal?

No.. I would like deliberate anal please and thank you

Ooohhhh this gets better

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By *ornycougaWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I lay my hat

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

If you ignored the face and body then I'm a dead ringer

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Can’t we both have a bit of Rex? He’s seems to have the right “package”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"……….. a lady who looks a lot like Adriana Chechik and who wouldn’t be put off by a bit of accidental anal. After all I will be extremely enthusiastic and ‘slippage’ is inevitable

Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits.

I’d love to hear from you if you fit the bill.

Love and Peace

I think ive found the section to put on next years valentines cards

‘ Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits. ’ - happy valentines day!!!

Got a feeling next year is the year!!

If that verse doesn’t have you buying an M&S valentines meal deal then I’ll eat my undies

Pmsl and coughing my arse up - thanks for that

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

Watch and learn grasshopper. Watch and learn

I would get my notepad out but all the pages seem stuck together

Oh beautiful… sounds like you need a hand unsticking those pages?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

Watch and learn grasshopper. Watch and learn

I would get my notepad out but all the pages seem stuck together

Ahhh, you were taking notes from my last ‘This week’ thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

We can always print her face off on A4 and make a paper mask

Oooh genius, that's also a good idea for a new profile picture

I bet you don’t

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Can’t we both have a bit of Rex? He’s seems to have the right “package”

He's definitely one of a kind. But do you think he could manage us both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

If you ignored the face and body then I'm a dead ringer "

This is my lucky day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Can’t we both have a bit of Rex? He’s seems to have the right “package”

Yes. Yes you can

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

We can always print her face off on A4 and make a paper mask

Oooh genius, that's also a good idea for a new profile picture

I bet you don’t

Only because I don't have a printer at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"……….. a lady who looks a lot like Adriana Chechik and who wouldn’t be put off by a bit of accidental anal. After all I will be extremely enthusiastic and ‘slippage’ is inevitable

Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits.

I’d love to hear from you if you fit the bill.

Love and Peace

I think ive found the section to put on next years valentines cards

‘ Now I’m not too bothered about your hair colour cause we can always dye that bit you must be willing to take a big load on your chops and tits. ’ - happy valentines day!!!

Got a feeling next year is the year!!

If that verse doesn’t have you buying an M&S valentines meal deal then I’ll eat my undies

Pmsl and coughing my arse up - thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

Watch and learn grasshopper. Watch and learn

I would get my notepad out but all the pages seem stuck together

Oh beautiful… sounds like you need a hand unsticking those pages?

You'd just make them even stickier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Can’t we both have a bit of Rex? He’s seems to have the right “package”

He's definitely one of a kind. But do you think he could manage us both?"

Ppfffttt easy

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Can’t we both have a bit of Rex? He’s seems to have the right “package”

He's definitely one of a kind. But do you think he could manage us both?"

I think in his head he could but in reality we would show him a thing or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s me out then as I look nothing like Adriana

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

We can always print her face off on A4 and make a paper mask

Oooh genius, that's also a good idea for a new profile picture

I bet you don’t

Only because I don't have a printer at home

I’ll post one out to you

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Can’t we both have a bit of Rex? He’s seems to have the right “package”

He's definitely one of a kind. But do you think he could manage us both?

I think in his head he could but in reality we would show him a thing or two

I’ve been round the block. Literally

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s me out then as I look nothing like Adriana

Next week I’ll pick somebody else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

I can give you a hot shot of something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have the same hair colour will that do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have the same hair colour will that do? "

You do have a look of her as well

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

You might stand a chance with the real Adriana Chechik Rex I believe she has broken her back...so she won't run away

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"That’s me out then as I look nothing like Adriana

I wouldn’t worry about it. Neither do I

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

Now this is a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We have the same hair colour will that do?

You do have a look of her as well

So I just need the tits then I’m in with a chance

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Just googled her - in my former working life as rather a wild man of rock n roll - i may well have had intimate relations with someone who looked very like her… amazing how a guitar can make you a gazillion times more shaggable

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By *unfriendly 123Man
over a year ago

boston

I'm looking for naked ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You might stand a chance with the real Adriana Chechik Rex I believe she has broken her back...so she won't run away

I’d break my neck for 10 minutes with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That’s me out then as I look nothing like Adriana

I wouldn’t worry about it. Neither do I

It’s OK. I look like Antonio Banderas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her "

Beaten her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We have the same hair colour will that do?

You do have a look of her as well

So I just need the tits then I’m in with a chance

And you have her tits too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just googled her - in my former working life as rather a wild man of rock n roll - i may well have had intimate relations with someone who looked very like her… amazing how a guitar can make you a gazillion times more shaggable

So you give her the thumbs up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm looking for naked ladies"

I’ll help you dude

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

It’s uncanny! I believe we have been separated at birth

Although she’s just about young enough to be my daughter!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s uncanny! I believe we have been separated at birth

Although she’s just about young enough to be my daughter! "

I’d bum you if that’s any consolation?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

The Bill? I don't fit them, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her

Beaten her?

yes I was ranked in the top 50 pornstars in the world for most watched videos and likes for the month

Last year I took one off my videos and emmm uploaded to a site that didn’t require I.D and such like hub and hamster so I could catgrise it as a woman and not a tv/ts and then done some fancy editing work that only showed my ass

And catgrised it wrongly and a solo woman

And I went viral I can gartee have the people in the world has at least had one wank to one off my videos

Even if they didn’t know is it broke like 3 million views in a month

And I was ranked on a porn scraper site that takes

Likes and dislikes viewer count and watch leanth in to accounts

And ranks clips in order and I was ranked high than one off her lates video on hub at the time

Not to bad for a am tv/ts I take it as a win

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The Bill? I don't fit them, sorry

You’ll just have to get the bill at the end of the night then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her

Beaten her?

yes I was ranked in the top 50 pornstars in the world for most watched videos and likes for the month

And catgrised it wrongly and a solo woman

And I went viral I can gartee have the people in the world has at least had one wank to one off my videos

Even if they didn’t know is it broke like 3 million views in a month

And I was ranked on a porn scraper site that takes

Likes and dislikes viewer count and watch leanth in to accounts

And ranks clips in order and I was ranked high than one off her lates video on hub at the time

Not to bad for a am tv/ts I take it as a win

What was you doing in the video?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think this needs moving to the stories and fantasies section

Watch and learn grasshopper. Watch and learn

I would get my notepad out but all the pages seem stuck together

Ahhh, you were taking notes from my last ‘This week’ thread

Just glad to be under your learning tree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her

Beaten her?

yes I was ranked in the top 50 pornstars in the world for most watched videos and likes for the month

And catgrised it wrongly and a solo woman

And I went viral I can gartee have the people in the world has at least had one wank to one off my videos

Even if they didn’t know is it broke like 3 million views in a month

And I was ranked on a porn scraper site that takes

Likes and dislikes viewer count and watch leanth in to accounts

And ranks clips in order and I was ranked high than one off her lates video on hub at the time

Not to bad for a am tv/ts I take it as a win

What was you doing in the video?

The cut down version is on fab

8 September 2022 the first video I uploaded on this profile

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By *RANDMRSJAECouple
over a year ago

chester

"It’s uncanny! I believe we have been separated at birth

Although she’s just about young enough to be my daughter!

I’d bum you if that’s any consolation?

What a boobie prize - I feel like the luckiest woman on Fab!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her

Beaten her?

yes I was ranked in the top 50 pornstars in the world for most watched videos and likes for the month

And catgrised it wrongly and a solo woman

And I went viral I can gartee have the people in the world has at least had one wank to one off my videos

Even if they didn’t know is it broke like 3 million views in a month

And I was ranked on a porn scraper site that takes

Likes and dislikes viewer count and watch leanth in to accounts

And ranks clips in order and I was ranked high than one off her lates video on hub at the time

Not to bad for a am tv/ts I take it as a win

What was you doing in the video?

The cut down version is on fab

8 September 2022 the first video I uploaded on this profile

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s uncanny! I believe we have been separated at birth

Although she’s just about young enough to be my daughter!

I’d bum you if that’s any consolation?

What a boobie prize - I feel like the luckiest woman on Fab!!

You are

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

I can give you a hot shot of something

Will it warm me all the way down?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Who?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

I can give you a hot shot of something

Will it warm me all the way down?

Just your chops and tits I’m afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who?"

Search her username on here

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

I can give you a hot shot of something

Will it warm me all the way down?

Just your chops and tits I’m afraid

You'll have to bring some friends to warm me up properly then, if you can only supply a shot yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say "looks like" are we talking body shape or does it have to be face? Because if you ignore the face I could be the girl for you

I actually didn’t consider any of that but just wanted Rex’s cock

I'll fight you for it. I've been waiting to match one of these "looking for" threads for *ages*

Let’s just settle it and have MFF

Deal. We'll keep eachother warm, you can make the hot drinks

I can give you a hot shot of something

Will it warm me all the way down?

Just your chops and tits I’m afraid

You'll have to bring some friends to warm me up properly then, if you can only supply a shot yourself "

Can i bring my mates down from the pub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you settle for an uglier chubby version who doesn't resemble her at all. If so, hi.

No accidental anal though. I'll shit on your dick with the shock of it all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always so romantically requested Rex

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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Brilliant R.H, love the post!

A sex version of "this week I have been mainly eating radishes....." LOL.

Keep the good work up!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Would you settle for an uglier chubby version who doesn't resemble her at all. If so, hi.

No accidental anal though. I'll shit on your dick with the shock of it all."

What about planned anal then but you don’t know the exact time it’ll slip up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always so romantically requested Rex

This isn’t Plenty of Harmony you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brilliant R.H, love the post!

A sex version of "this week I have been mainly eating radishes....." LOL.

Keep the good work up!!!!!

Cheers dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck with that Rex

This week I'm looking for a Gérard Butler lookalike to empty his load all over me

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't resemble any of that Rex.... but it is my Grey Bin tomorrow...

Am I still number one ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck with that Rex

This week I'm looking for a Gérard Butler lookalike to empty his load all over me

inbox

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't resemble any of that Rex.... but it is my Grey Bin tomorrow...

Am I still number one ?"

I’d love to fill your grey bin Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck with that Rex

This week I'm looking for a Gérard Butler lookalike to empty his load all over me

inbox

Why the

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck with that Rex

This week I'm looking for a Gérard Butler lookalike to empty his load all over me

inbox

Why the

lol"

Cause it will die now with the number of random requests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I googled her and I can confirm...

I look fuck all like her.

Out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck with that Rex

This week I'm looking for a Gérard Butler lookalike to empty his load all over me

inbox

Why the

lol

Cause it will die now with the number of random requests

Oh God i am slow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about someone better ie me

I have beaten her

Beaten her?

yes I was ranked in the top 50 pornstars in the world for most watched videos and likes for the month

And catgrised it wrongly and a solo woman

And I went viral I can gartee have the people in the world has at least had one wank to one off my videos

Even if they didn’t know is it broke like 3 million views in a month

And I was ranked on a porn scraper site that takes

Likes and dislikes viewer count and watch leanth in to accounts

And ranks clips in order and I was ranked high than one off her lates video on hub at the time

Not to bad for a am tv/ts I take it as a win

What was you doing in the video?

The cut down version is on fab

8 September 2022 the first video I uploaded on this profile

Oh my

Now you see how I hit top 50 ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I googled her and I can confirm...

I look fuck all like her.

Out."

Hopefully you’ll get lucky next week

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I don't resemble any of that Rex.... but it is my Grey Bin tomorrow...

Am I still number one ?"

You'll be lucky Granny. My bi is still out since last Wednesday & they STILL haven't emptied it!

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over a year ago

"I don't resemble any of that Rex.... but it is my Grey Bin tomorrow...

Am I still number one ?

You'll be lucky Granny. My bi is still out since last Wednesday & they STILL haven't emptied it! "

You’re bi?

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral.

"I don't resemble any of that Rex.... but it is my Grey Bin tomorrow...

Am I still number one ?

You'll be lucky Granny. My bi is still out since last Wednesday & they STILL haven't emptied it!

You’re bi?

Bin! Bloody autocorrect!

I love the cock too much to be bi, Rex.

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over a year ago

"I don't resemble any of that Rex.... but it is my Grey Bin tomorrow...

Am I still number one ?

You'll be lucky Granny. My bi is still out since last Wednesday & they STILL haven't emptied it!

You’re bi?

Bin! Bloody autocorrect!

I love the cock too much to be bi, Rex.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"The Bill? I don't fit them, sorry

You’ll just have to get the bill at the end of the night then"

It'd be me giving you the bill. And I'm not cheap

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over a year ago

"The Bill? I don't fit them, sorry

You’ll just have to get the bill at the end of the night then

It'd be me giving you the bill. And I'm not cheap

Is this code for a blow job with a trout pout?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Had to Google her but, bloody hell I'm her double and like the occasional dash of accidental anal too! I've always had the sense that I was your one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had to Google her but, bloody hell I'm her double and like the occasional dash of accidental anal too! I've always had the sense that I was your one

My Christmas has cum early

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over a year ago

"Would you settle for an uglier chubby version who doesn't resemble her at all. If so, hi.

No accidental anal though. I'll shit on your dick with the shock of it all.

What about planned anal then but you don’t know the exact time it’ll slip up?

I guess that is OK as long as you tell me you love me when you put in your long penis

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Well I don't have the looks or the willingness to accept accidental anal, but I have been known to take an occasional load or two on my tits.

Appreciate I am a total mismatch but I figure if Liz Truss can be the actual proper prime minister I shouldn't let my lack of qualifications or ability stand in my way. That woman is such an inspiration to me. Follow your dreams, and all that.

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