FabSwingers.com forum: Fabs forum Pantomime

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok, where going to have a pantomime but its going to be a mix of various characters from any pantomime.

Who are you

Im cinderella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I please be the fairy god mother ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gotta be Boots!! Always wanted to dare myself to wear knee high boots

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By *uby In StockingsTV/TS
over a year ago

Cheadle

One of the ugly sisters!!!!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Can I be Buttons (the only furry mammal in pantomimes)and Soxy be Widow Twanky please.

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You can all be who you like, but no duplicates. If someone has already said your character you have to choose again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puss in boots here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snow white, cos im pure as virgin snow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be anything as long as I can be naked shouting " I'm behind you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the genie of the lamp!

Anyone for a rub?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i will be Aladdin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Baron Hardon, or is it Baron Hardup?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be jasmine. I can belt a whole new world out!!

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"i will be Aladdin "

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be jasmine. I can belt a whole new world out!!"

hell yeah!! we shall sing a fine duet

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I'll be the wicked Queen, some say I already am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will be Aladdin

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

you get me and ruby sophia

i need my bloomin monkey.. abu

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"i will be Aladdin

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

you get me and ruby sophia

i need my bloomin monkey.. abu "

OOOOH!!!! Yes please! Yum yum!

Monkey... oh yeah, RUSTYYYY!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will be Aladdin

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

you get me and ruby sophia

i need my bloomin monkey.. abu

OOOOH!!!! Yes please! Yum yum!

Monkey... oh yeah, RUSTYYYY!

Hey - don't forget the genie'll be on the carpet too!

Hopefully there won't be too much rubbing going on - can be a bugger getting stains out of carpets sometimes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???

yeah i say ive done well for myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i will be Aladdin

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

you get me and ruby sophia

i need my bloomin monkey.. abu "

Haha I don't want carpet burns so you'd better be a soft carpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???

yeah i say ive done well for myself

I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be Buttons (the only furry mammal in pantomimes)and Soxy be Widow Twanky please."

WhaT………“WiDoW TwAnKy” !!!…… “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy” !!!……

You want “ME” to be “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy”!!! For-fuks-sake ,,,,,,,,,

Oh alright then….sheeezzzzz….

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"i will be Aladdin

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

you get me and ruby sophia

i need my bloomin monkey.. abu

Haha I don't want carpet burns so you'd better be a soft carpet. "

Mostly, but with the occasional hard bit...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???

yeah i say ive done well for myself

I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?"

yeah course.. wonder if we get 3 wishes each

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"i will be Aladdin

Didn't you have 'A lad in' at the weekend....?

I'll be the the magic carpet then (Only way I'll get a ride, or a woman sat on me face!)

you get me and ruby sophia

i need my bloomin monkey.. abu

OOOOH!!!! Yes please! Yum yum!

Monkey... oh yeah, RUSTYYYY!

Hey - don't forget the genie'll be on the carpet too!

Hopefully there won't be too much rubbing going on - can be a bugger getting stains out of carpets sometimes!!

There's always a down side...!

Anyway, Genie's float above things don't they, sort of airy fairy like??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???

yeah i say ive done well for myself

I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?

yeah course.. wonder if we get 3 wishes each

I'm sure if we're very good to him we'll get 3 each!! Does that mean obi is now blue though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???

yeah i say ive done well for myself

I say you've done a pretty good job there. But please can I rub obi as well?

yeah course.. wonder if we get 3 wishes each

3? Each?

Oh go on then - as it's Xmas!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Can I be Buttons (the only furry mammal in pantomimes)and Soxy be Widow Twanky please.

WhaT………“WiDoW TwAnKy” !!!…… “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy” !!!……

You want “ME” to be “WiDoW FuCk’in tWANKy”!!! For-fuks-sake ,,,,,,,,,

Oh alright then….sheeezzzzz….

That's the spirit old chum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be Prince Charming

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I'll be widow swanky

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Twanky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be widow swanky

Swanky sounds much better lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be widow swanky

Swanky sounds much better lol"

Or spanky!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I'll be widow swanky

Swanky sounds much better lol

Or spanky!

Oooohhhhhh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

there are no murderers in panto so il pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the cow.

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By *he Original TTMan
over a year ago

Brackley, Northants

"I'll be widow swanky

Swanky sounds much better lol

Or spanky!

Oooohhhhhh

Assume the position...!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I'll be the cow. "
back end or front end?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the cow. back end or front end?

The udders.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'll be the pumpkin.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I'll be the ghost... I can put the willies up everyone then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do they have angels in panto ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the ghost... I can put the willies up everyone then..."

Oh,,,Viccie-boy-boi-bouy,,,,, we’d see right through your performance as a ghost…

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"Do they have angels in panto ?

Don't you mean pants?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I'll be the ghost... I can put the willies up everyone then...

Oh,,,Viccie-boy-boi-bouy,,,,, we’d see right through your performance as a ghost…

Now you see that's a propper panto joke.

Crap but oddly amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be the ghost... I can put the willies up everyone then...

Oh,,,Viccie-boy-boi-bouy,,,,, we’d see right through your performance as a ghost…

Now you see that's a propper panto joke.

Crap but oddly amusing

Oh no it isn't.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do they have angels in panto ?

Don't you mean pants?

Been called a lot of things before...but never pants lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"so ive ruby on my arm as a fine piece of eye candy... i get to rub obi up and he does what i want, i can sit on your face when i want and russ is my.partner in crime???

yeah i say ive done well for myself

Oh so I get to be the lil furry fecker in a fez

yeah cheers

Screw it I'm being Jafah, I'm good at being the evil fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be Snow White if not already taken, if so, Dorothy from wizard of oz

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