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Whitby Shellfish Madness

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Literally tons and tons of dead shellfish have been washed up on the beach of a place called Whitby which was made famous by the Novel, Bram Stoker's Dracula.

Nobody knows what has caused such death but it's unexplained why so much shellfish has been washed up. The stench will be unbearable.

What's going on here guys.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Clearly the Dimeter has washed up on shore and this is a sign of the impending doom that the lord of the undead shall bring down upon us all!

….or so a certain Mr Renfield told me….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There hasn't also recently been a boat come ashore with its crew dead has there? And sightings of a strange, grotesque figure bringing it to harbour?

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

That’s very old news Tom. It started late last year. It’s all up the North Yorkshire coast. DEFRA and the Environment agency did a joint investigation and released A report earlier this year. It is still being contested

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"That’s very old news Tom. It started late last year. It’s all up the North Yorkshire coast. DEFRA and the Environment agency did a joint investigation and released A report earlier this year. It is still being contested "

What's your take on it Principessa... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone has dumped them on purpose that would be very shellfish.

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

I believe DEFRA covered up the fact that it’s toxins and pollutants From factories and chemical Works, rather than an algal bloom which they stated.

A report was commissioned locally with support from newCastle and teeside universities which also seem to indicate this

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Apparel the shellfish spoil spreads all along the coast from Whitby, which surprisingly is in Yorkshire. Even one beach affected is a nudist beach. Is this a coverup by DEFRA?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparel the shellfish spoil spreads all along the coast from Whitby, which surprisingly is in Yorkshire. Even one beach affected is a nudist beach. Is this a coverup by DEFRA?"

Have you ever had crabs from Whitby, Tom ?

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Apparel the shellfish spoil spreads all along the coast from Whitby, which surprisingly is in Yorkshire. Even one beach affected is a nudist beach. Is this a coverup by DEFRA?

Have you ever had crabs from Whitby, Tom ?"

No. But apparey this Fish mystery spreads as far north as a place called Hartlepool which is where the locals used to hang French monkeys. Mind you. Tom is no fan of French monkeys

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I believe DEFRA covered up the fact that it’s toxins and pollutants From factories and chemical Works, rather than an algal bloom which they stated.

A report was commissioned locally with support from newCastle and teeside universities which also seem to indicate this "

I'm trying to remember while TV programme covered this, as Tom could get greater detail about it.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I believe DEFRA covered up the fact that it’s toxins and pollutants From factories and chemical Works, rather than an algal bloom which they stated.

A report was commissioned locally with support from newCastle and teeside universities which also seem to indicate this

I'm trying to remember while TV programme covered this, as Tom could get greater detail about it. "

It was either channel 4 or Newsnight..

Tom won't watch such 'lefty propaganda' I feel..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparel the shellfish spoil spreads all along the coast from Whitby, which surprisingly is in Yorkshire. Even one beach affected is a nudist beach. Is this a coverup by DEFRA?

Have you ever had crabs from Whitby, Tom ?

No. But apparey this Fish mystery spreads as far north as a place called Hartlepool which is where the locals used to hang French monkeys. Mind you. Tom is no fan of French monkeys "

I like French mussels though, or Moules Marieniere as they are known. Sound a lot safer than Whitby whelks tbh.

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford


"Apparel the shellfish spoil spreads all along the coast from Whitby, which surprisingly is in Yorkshire. Even one beach affected is a nudist beach. Is this a coverup by DEFRA?

Have you ever had crabs from Whitby, Tom ?

No. But apparey this Fish mystery spreads as far north as a place called Hartlepool which is where the locals used to hang French monkeys. Mind you. Tom is no fan of French monkeys

I like French mussels though, or Moules Marieniere as they are known. Sound a lot safer than Whitby whelks tbh. "

So called Whitby scampi price will rise but to be fair it's all coating and no scampi

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By *ictoria_1976TV/TS
over a year ago

lanson


"That’s very old news Tom. It started late last year. It’s all up the North Yorkshire coast. DEFRA and the Environment agency did a joint investigation and released A report earlier this year. It is still being contested "

I was going to say this ancient "news"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparel the shellfish spoil spreads all along the coast from Whitby, which surprisingly is in Yorkshire. Even one beach affected is a nudist beach. Is this a coverup by DEFRA?

Have you ever had crabs from Whitby, Tom ?

No. But apparey this Fish mystery spreads as far north as a place called Hartlepool which is where the locals used to hang French monkeys. Mind you. Tom is no fan of French monkeys

I like French mussels though, or Moules Marieniere as they are known. Sound a lot safer than Whitby whelks tbh.

So called Whitby scampi price will rise but to be fair it's all coating and no scampi "

Sounds like a Whitby scam! Get to beautiful Mersea Island for good Essex seafood

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"I believe DEFRA covered up the fact that it’s toxins and pollutants From factories and chemical Works, rather than an algal bloom which they stated.

A report was commissioned locally with support from newCastle and teeside universities which also seem to indicate this

I'm trying to remember while TV programme covered this, as Tom could get greater detail about it.

It was either channel 4 or Newsnight..

Tom won't watch such 'lefty propaganda' I feel.."

Thanks

https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m001d89v

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"If someone has dumped them on purpose that would be very shellfish."

They must think we were prawn yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If someone has dumped them on purpose that would be very shellfish.

They must think we were prawn yesterday "

Someone should clam down on this!

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town


"If someone has dumped them on purpose that would be very shellfish.

They must think we were prawn yesterday

Someone should clam down on this! "

Just flexing their mussels

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By *ssex_tom OP   Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Tom does not make the news. He just reports the news ...

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