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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It means your subscription charge is about to begin.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It means your subscription charge is about to begin."

Oh great, more bills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just make sure the 3rd party app is linked to your phone number and all RL social media pages..

Then she cant help but spread em

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland

Absolutely. First photo... bum hole. Just to seal the deal.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

It just means that the Russian brides association now have access to your phone and can plant spyware which you then pass on to all your contacts in your phone book.

Generally though it means you are potentially on your way to meeting.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Just make sure the 3rd party app is linked to your phone number and all RL social media pages..

Then she cant help but spread em"

Hopefully I can get lucky with her then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Absolutely. First photo... bum hole. Just to seal the deal. "

Can I make it look pretty with the filters on Whatsagram?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It just means that the Russian brides association now have access to your phone and can plant spyware which you then pass on to all your contacts in your phone book.

Generally though it means you are potentially on your way to meeting."

Thanks dude, I’ll give it a wash

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Absolutely. First photo... bum hole. Just to seal the deal.

Can I make it look pretty with the filters on Whatsagram? "

You could, snapbook is better for editing though, but, id Just leave it au natural. Just be sure to do the old "gape'n'cough". With the flash on, obviously. Get right in there.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Yep. She will just need your date of birth though and name as on your passport to check you’re not a fake. But after that you’re in

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Absolutely. First photo... bum hole. Just to seal the deal.

Can I make it look pretty with the filters on Whatsagram?

You could, snapbook is better for editing though, but, id Just leave it au natural. Just be sure to do the old "gape'n'cough". With the flash on, obviously. Get right in there.

"

Thanks for the advice dude. I want her to see the real me in my photos

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Yep. She will just need your date of birth though and name as on your passport to check you’re not a fake. But after that you’re in "

I’ll just give her the last 3 digits from back to be on the safe side

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By *humper.Man
over a year ago

northumberland/scotland


"Absolutely. First photo... bum hole. Just to seal the deal.

Can I make it look pretty with the filters on Whatsagram?

You could, snapbook is better for editing though, but, id Just leave it au natural. Just be sure to do the old "gape'n'cough". With the flash on, obviously. Get right in there.

Thanks for the advice dude. I want her to see the real me in my photos "

#teamplaya

Go get your fuck on.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

It means he's getting out the lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be a good sub and do as you’re told

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I'd say you're in, like a bottle of gin...now go make sweet music with her

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Absolutely. First photo... bum hole. Just to seal the deal.

Can I make it look pretty with the filters on Whatsagram?

You could, snapbook is better for editing though, but, id Just leave it au natural. Just be sure to do the old "gape'n'cough". With the flash on, obviously. Get right in there.

Thanks for the advice dude. I want her to see the real me in my photos

#teamplaya

Go get your fuck on. "

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"It means he's getting out the lube."

It’s been a while so I might just close my eyes

PS nice tits

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Be a good sub and do as you’re told"

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Nah, it means she's going to bore your cock down to a stub before you ever get near her vagina.

Quick message on here to check if she's dtf, job done.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I'd say you're in, like a bottle of gin...now go make sweet music with her"

gin it’s a good job I don’t have Telechat

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, it means she's going to bore your cock down to a stub before you ever get near her vagina.

Quick message on here to check if she's dtf, job done."

I’ll just frot her then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully it’s just a quick video call to prove you are who you say you are. If you get the chance do a helicockter

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Nah, it means she's going to bore your cock down to a stub before you ever get near her vagina.

Quick message on here to check if she's dtf, job done.

I’ll just frot her then "

If she says she's bi, you're on to a winner with that can do attitude.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Hopefully it’s just a quick video call to prove you are who you say you are. If you get the chance do a helicockter "

If I’m naked wanking when she calls will this prove I’m a genuine swinger?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Nah, it means she's going to bore your cock down to a stub before you ever get near her vagina.

Quick message on here to check if she's dtf, job done.

I’ll just frot her then

If she says she's bi, you're on to a winner with that can do attitude."

When in Rome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nah, it means she's going to bore your cock down to a stub before you ever get near her vagina.

Quick message on here to check if she's dtf, job done.

I’ll just frot her then

If she says she's bi, you're on to a winner with that can do attitude."

So you telling me straight women are losers?

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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago

Gapping Fanny


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace "

It means he likes you!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Signed, sealed, delivered she’s yours.

The mr

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace

It means he likes you! "

I suspected this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hopefully it’s just a quick video call to prove you are who you say you are. If you get the chance do a helicockter

If I’m naked wanking when she calls will this prove I’m a genuine swinger? "

I’m going to phone a friend. Remember no response is a response

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Signed, sealed, delivered she’s yours.

The mr "

Hopefully she really is a Russian Olympic swimmer like she says she is

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Hopefully it’s just a quick video call to prove you are who you say you are. If you get the chance do a helicockter

If I’m naked wanking when she calls will this prove I’m a genuine swinger?

I’m going to phone a friend. Remember no response is a response "

I’ve read this in the frequently asked questions section

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"Signed, sealed, delivered she’s yours.

The mr

Hopefully she really is a Russian Olympic swimmer like she says she is "

Hopefully she’ll show you her technique and do a few strokes.

The mr

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff

I think she's genuine and there will be Rex babies soon.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Signed, sealed, delivered she’s yours.

The mr

Hopefully she really is a Russian Olympic swimmer like she says she is

Hopefully she’ll show you her technique and do a few strokes.

The mr "

I’d do a great breaststroke…… with my bobbies helmet

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I think she's genuine and there will be Rex babies soon."

God I hope not one’s enough

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Hell yes! Your penis is literally within touching distance of her vag now Rex good sir!

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Hell yes! Your penis is literally within touching distance of her vag now Rex good sir! "

I’ll play it easy as I think she’s the one

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By *ixedDevilMan
over a year ago

Bootyville

I think it might be strap on time Mr Holes

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I think she's genuine and there will be Rex babies soon.

God I hope not one’s enough "

If i fab your pics, can i be your back up?..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace

It means he likes you! "

Yep, I'd agree with that.

I'm always suspicious of those who ask to take things off the site to alternative means of communication straight away, especially when fabs messaging system works just fine.

Just screams fake / scammer to me

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I think it might be strap on time Mr Holes "

Can I change my name?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I think she's genuine and there will be Rex babies soon.

God I hope not one’s enough

If i fab your pics, can i be your back up?.."

Yes, I’ll be round after me tea

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace

It means he likes you!

Yep, I'd agree with that.

I'm always suspicious of those who ask to take things off the site to alternative means of communication straight away, especially when fabs messaging system works just fine.

Just screams fake / scammer to me"

Thanks dude

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate"

Sounds like new profile picture for Man Meat Mondays

But now I know what's for tea

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate

Sounds like new profile picture for Man Meat Mondays

But now I know what's for tea "

I’ll bring the brown sauce………….. no wait, I mean the mayonnaise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez I really hope she knows what she's doing...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Jeez I really hope she knows what she's doing..."

Are you sure it’s a she?

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate

Sounds like new profile picture for Man Meat Mondays

But now I know what's for tea

I’ll bring the brown sauce………….. no wait, I mean the mayonnaise "

I don't mind, as long as it's fresh and tangy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate

Sounds like new profile picture for Man Meat Mondays

But now I know what's for tea "

Man Meat Monday is catchy. Maybe something this time next week will arrive in your box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember if she asks for fingerprint ID that you acknowledge and place end of finger on appropriate spot, they keep telling us we don’t know where that is…., there should be a label in the vicinity that states fingerprint scanner or something

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By *weetiepie99Woman
over a year ago

cardiff


"I think she's genuine and there will be Rex babies soon.

God I hope not one’s enough

If i fab your pics, can i be your back up?..

Yes, I’ll be round after me tea "

Kettles on

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate

Sounds like new profile picture for Man Meat Mondays

But now I know what's for tea

I’ll bring the brown sauce………….. no wait, I mean the mayonnaise

I don't mind, as long as it's fresh and tangy "

Daddies

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"It means your subscription charge is about to begin."
lol

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace "

I lower all my expectations until the P is in the V for 100 strokes without a break.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace

I lower all my expectations until the P is in the V for 100 strokes without a break."

I’ve never broke my cock yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get ready for the link to the o page if you want to see more photos

And then a link to the A page if you want to meet

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Get ready for the link to the o page if you want to see more photos

And then a link to the A page if you want to meet "

I’ve no idea what that means but I’m in

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath


"If a potential meet says let’s take our chat to a third party messaging app, does this mean I’ve got it on a plate and will be banging her very soon?

Any help will be greatly appreciated

Love and Peace

I lower all my expectations until the P is in the V for 100 strokes without a break.

I’ve never broke my cock yet "

I break cocks and hearts. they stop working after 0 strokes. Lol!

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By *aunchy RaccoonsCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Nothing is guaranteed in the Swinging world until you're actually doing it. Very naive to think otherwise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get ready for the link to the o page if you want to see more photos

And then a link to the A page if you want to meet

I’ve no idea what that means but I’m in "

I can’t say as they both not prohibit by fab

But not hard to know what I mean ha ha

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