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"Dear miss chrissshhmas Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma "Wtf! You shouldn't even be awake yet go back to sleep and let me live my dream  | |||
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma "My goodness Ryan when did you change your pic?? Verrrrry nice!  | |||
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"For Christmas I would like a mmmmmf with the Overtones "Just had to google the overtones, but yeah!! Yummy!! Xx | |||
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?  "It's my festive baubles David | |||
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
Wtf! You shouldn't even be awake yet go back to sleep and let me live my dream "Don't you just hate it when you hear knock knock - Housekeeper ! SOD off I'm sleeping  | |||
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"For Christmas I would like a mmmmmf with the Overtones
Just had to google the overtones, but yeah!! Yummy!! Xx "They were my daybreak, gorgeous! | |||
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
My goodness Ryan when did you change your pic?? Verrrrry nice! "Thanks I needed to lose the beard  | |||
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"For Christmas I would like a mmmmmf with the Overtones
Just had to google the overtones, but yeah!! Yummy!! Xx
They were my daybreak, gorgeous!"*on | |||
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
My goodness Ryan when did you change your pic?? Verrrrry nice!
Thanks I needed to lose the beard "Mmmmm... Well it's put a smile on mt face xx | |||
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!! "I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day | |||
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!!
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day "Now are you as excited as I am that it is mad Friday my fellow d*unk!!! | |||
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!!
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day
Now are you as excited as I am that it is mad Friday my fellow d*unk!!! "Just looked at your profile and had to commend you for the use of the word tallywhacker.. Always makes me chuckle xx | |||
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"Just had to go on your profile to see the picture ( now I need a wash) as the small pic looks like an angel that sits on top a christmas tree is giving you a blowy!!
I noticed you drop by my profile several times a day
Now are you as excited as I am that it is mad Friday my fellow d*unk!!! "I can't be doing anymore drinking for a couple of days. Even my turds are pickled | |||
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David"Blooming attention seeker | |||
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker "It's a crackerrrrrr!! | |||
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"Dear miss chrissshhmas Tough titty you have been a bad girl this year. Have a satsuma
Wtf! You shouldn't even be awake yet go back to sleep and let me live my dream
Don't you just hate it when you hear knock knock - Housekeeper !
SOD off I'm sleeping "Ahem 'sleeping' !? Hands off cock and don socks my lovely! | |||
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker
It's a crackerrrrrr!! "You read the little joke inside it.... Oh hang on..... We need to pull it first!! | |||
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker
It's a crackerrrrrr!!
You read the little joke inside it....
Oh hang on..... We need to pull it first!! "Fizz, pop - rubbish, cheap prize inside - made of plastic too! | |||
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"Ryan? Profile picture ...exactly what is it?
It's my festive baubles David
Blooming attention seeker
It's a crackerrrrrr!!
You read the little joke inside it....
Oh hang on..... We need to pull it first!!
Fizz, pop - rubbish, cheap prize inside - made of plastic too! "It's not very big either!! Um feel a bit deflated now | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it "I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood! | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!"Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy "You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!? | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy "On that doesn't break when first played with you know how heavy handed they can be! No finness some of them! | |||
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"I think its a very nice avator, can i have a pull on it "It'll be a damp squib!  | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!? "Bernard is no longer capable of providing anything. He was buggered by a very butch looking chambermaid before doing the walk of shame | |||
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"I think its a very nice avator, can i have a pull on it "Of course. Would you like to borrow my marigolds? | |||
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"I think its a very nice avator, can i have a pull on it
It'll be a damp squib! "Put your tongue away Dave. There's no way you're making mine damp | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!?
Bernard is no longer capable of providing anything. He was buggered by a very butch looking chambermaid before doing the walk of shame "I was wondering why you wanted that French maid outfit I saw you buying....!  | |||
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"Hey Sshhh do you see what they are doing to your thread? Bloody hijackers ! Don't stand for it
I'm guilty of hijacking too so feel free! Plus I just got the last megazord in Argos so nothing can kill my mood!
Do Argos sell big crackers? Apparently I need a more substantial toy
You could always ask Bernie the Bolt for one....!?
Bernard is no longer capable of providing anything. He was buggered by a very butch looking chambermaid before doing the walk of shame
I was wondering why you wanted that French maid outfit I saw you buying....! "Who's ya daddy oops am I allowed to say that lol | |||
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"I have bought the kids a rather large sword each, would that be substantial enough?" For what? | |||
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"I have bought the kids a rather large sword each, would that be substantial enough?" You can borrow mine if you want to join in with them... | |||
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"Ryan that's a big cracker "Let's hope so. Cos if it's one of those little tree ones... | |||
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"Ryan that's a big cracker
Let's hope so.
Cos if it's one of those little tree ones... "Photoshopped I reckon | |||
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"I have bought the kids a rather large sword each, would that be substantial enough?" No match for my pork dagger | |||
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"Ryan that's a big cracker
Let's hope so.
Cos if it's one of those little tree ones... "It's only little if its under 3 inches | |||
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"I have bought the kids a rather large sword each, would that be substantial enough? No match for my pork dagger " | |||
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